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Clips from Friends - The One with the Cop (S05E05)

"So I asked myself, who are my friends? You and Phoebe."
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"I saw you first, so..."
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"- Heh. - Mm-hm."
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"- What are you saying? - I'm saying maybe you and I crank it up a notch."
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"You know, honey, um..."
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"...as, uh, flattered as I am..."
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"...that you saw me first..."
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"...uh, I just don't think we should be cranking anything up."
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"I'll treat you real nice."
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"Oh!"
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"Yeah. Well, you know, um..."
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"Listen, I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date."
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"But I think the way you do it is you meet someone, become their friend..."
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"Don't hit on your existing friends."
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"Won't that take longer?"
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"Oh, but once you find it..."
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"...it's so worth the wait."
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"Yeah."
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"Come here to me."
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"No, no. You come here to me."
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"Hey, Ross."
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"- Ahem, I brought reinforcements. - Oh, great! You brought Joey?"
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"I brought the next best thing. Heh."
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"You brought Chandler? The next best thing would be Monica!"
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"Look, I drew a sketch of how we'll do it."
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"Rach, that's you."
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"That's the couch."
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"Oh, what's that?"
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"Oh, that's me."
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"Wow."
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"Certainly think a lot of yourself."
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"No. That's my arm."
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"Oh, I see. I thought you just really, really liked your new couch."
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"Just follow my lead."
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"Okay."
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"Come on, Chandler."
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"Ah."
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"- All right. - Okay."
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"Here we go."
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"All right. Ready?"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"- Turn! - Okay."
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"Turn!"
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"Turn!"
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"- I don't think we can turn anymore! - I don't think it'll fit!"
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"Yeah, it will. Come on! Up, up, up!"
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"Here we go! Pivot!"
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"Pivot!"
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"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"
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"I don't think it's gonna pivot anymore."
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"All right, let's, uh, bring it back down and try again."
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"Oh."
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"Whoa."
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"I think it's really stuck now."
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"- I can't believe that didn't work. - I know. Me neither."
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"What did you mean when you said "pivot"?"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"How's it going? Did you make any new friends?"
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"Yeah. I met this woman."
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"Hey. Whoa, whoa."
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"What's she like?"
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"...really good in bed."
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"I told her I wanted to "build a foundation and be friends.""
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"Suddenly, through no fault of my own, I became irresistible to her!"
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"What about the "closeness"?"
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"Closeness, schmosness! There was three of us, for crying out loud!"
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"Who wants pizza?"
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"- Who is it? - NYPD."
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"Harboring a fugitive? That's one-to-three years minimum."
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"Good luck, Chandler."
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"You can arrest me, but you'll never make it stick and you know it."
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"And once he puts you on the stand, he's gonna make you look like a fool! Like a fool!"
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"I don't like looking foolish."
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"Maybe, uh, I don't arrest you today. Maybe I came by and you weren't here."
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"I would love it if I weren't here!"
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"Since, um, you're not going to jail tonight, I was wondering if you'd, um..."
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"- Me? - Yeah."
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"Nice."
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"Wow, I didn't see that coming. You're asking me out."
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"Yeah, I could've done it better, but these people keep staring at me."
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"Um, yeah, I'd like to go out with you, officer."
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"- Gary. - Gary."
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"I gotta ask you, though. How did you know where to find me?"
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"Your fingerprints were all over my badge so I ran them through the computer."
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"Oh, impressive."
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"Not as impressive as you. I looked at your record and you've done some weird stuff."
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"Okay."
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"So I'll come by in a couple hours and pick you up?"
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"- All right, I can't wait. - Okay."
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"Don't worry, I won't just take you out for doughnuts."
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"He has a gun!"
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"I'd like to return this couch. I'm not satisfied with it."
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"You want to return this couch?"
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"It's cut in half."
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"- That's what I'm telling you. - Did you cut this couch in half?"
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"I would like to exchange it for one that is not cut in half."
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"You're telling me this couch was delivered to you like this?"
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"Look, I'm a reasonable man."
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"I will accept store credit."
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"I'll give you store credit in the amount of $4."
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"Uh."
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"Yes, it is. I'm sorry. I borrowed it. I was cold. I hope it's okay."
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"Backup! Backup!"
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"Well, okay."
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"...and you just wanna have that with someone too."
Friends
"That's interesting."
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"I do! I do! I do!"
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"Uh, just a minute, officer!"
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"- Okay, so it's a date. - Yeah."
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"Hey, how, uh, about maroon?"
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"You know what? I'll take it myself. Thank you."
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"Ross."
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"...like to go to dinner with me?"
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"...build a foundation, then ask them out on a date."
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"Good."
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"You're the prettiest fake undercover whore I've ever seen."
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"- Go, go. - Good, good."
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"- I can't believe he found me! - Are you going to go to jail?"
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"- Yeah? - Yeah."
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