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Clips from Friends - The One with the Cop (S05E05)

"All right, Rach, come on. Let's go."
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"Yeah."
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"Are you kidding?"
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"Come on. It's only three blocks. Uh, it's not very heavy. Try it."
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"- Oh, I can do it. - Yeah."
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"You two will really enjoy that couch."
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"We're, uh, not together."
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"Oh, okay. Yeah. Ha-ha-ha."
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"- What's that supposed to mean? - Ross."
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"Well, you. Her. Heh."
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"I mean, she's very..."
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"...you know."
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"...you know?"
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"Not that it's any of your business, but we did go out."
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"Really? You two?"
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"Yeah. Rach?"
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"Not only did we go out..."
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"...we did it 298 times!"
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"Oh, my..."
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"A loser you did it with 298 times!"
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"Oh. Oh!"
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"Excuse me, ma'am. You can't put your cigarette out on a tree."
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"But you shouldn't. So don't ever do that again."
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"I won't till I have my next cigarette."
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"Hold it!"
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"NYPD. Freeze, punk!"
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"What?"
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"That's right. You are so busted."
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"Book them."
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"- Who are you talking to? - Save it, red!"
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"Unless you want to spend the night in the slammer, you apologize to the tree."
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"I am not going to apologize to a tree."
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"You apologize to the tree right now, or I am calling for backup."
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"I'm sorry! Sorry!"
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"Didn't you say there was, um, an elevator in here?"
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"Okay, go left."
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"Left. Left."
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"Okay, you know what? There's no more left left."
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"Lift it straight up over your head."
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"You can do it!"
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"You got it, right? You got it, right? You got..."
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"Any chance you think the couch looks good there?"
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"This guy was all..."
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"And I'm all, "Buffay! Homicide!""
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"It was just so cool! Ha-ha-ha."
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"I know, but I'm having so much fun doing good deeds."
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"Okay, but impersonating a police officer is a serious thing. You can get arrested."
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"You could get arrested right now!"
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"All right, yeah, I'd better take it back. I'm totally drunk with power."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Yeah. I didn't know you guys were gonna be here."
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"- Do me a favor, sweetie. Taste this. - What? Why?"
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"- What is going on with you? - Nothing."
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"You've been acting strange all day."
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"All right. There is something. I, uh..."
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"I kind of had a dream."
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"Oh, whoa. What if Martin Luther King had said that?"
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"I kind of have a dream."
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"Look, it involved Monica."
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"You had a dream about a girl I'm seeing? Oh, that is so cool."
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"I can't tell you how many times I dreamt about a girl he was seeing."
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"Anyway, we were talking about your dream. I love you. Your dream?"
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"Don't worry, there wasn't any sex in it. I haven't dreamt about her like that..."
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"...since I found out about you two-ish."
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"What was the dream about?"
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"Like you guys were doing last night."
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"So that's it. I'm in love with Monica and I'll be moving out."
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"Joey, come on. That doesn't mean that you're in love with me."
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"It doesn't?"
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"It could mean anything. Like, uh..."
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"...all of a sudden you're jealous that I've become the apartment stud."
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"Kind of sounds like your dream, dude."
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"Or it could mean you saw Chandler and me together, being close and stuff..."
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"In the dream I did enjoy the closeness."
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"Are you attracted to Monica?"
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"Right here, right now, are you attracted to her?"
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"Heh. Well, sure! I'm just wearing sweats!"
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"But that's good!"
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"Yeah, we could sit in the chair and do crossword puzzles."
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"But are we ever gonna have the closeness like you guys have?"
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"Monica and I were friends before we started dating. Maybe that's it."
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"Friends first?"
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"- You become friends after? - No, never done that either."
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"Um, do you guys have a tape measure?"
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"Oh, yeah. It's actually in my bedroom."
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"That's right."
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"- Excuse me. Is this your car? - Yeah."
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"Well, I don't think it's nice of you to park here. You're blocking the entrance."
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"Don't worry about it. It's not a problem."
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"So am I."
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"Oh, no."
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"Oh, okay. So you're a cop. You can park anywhere."
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"I know that because I'm a cop too."
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"All right. Keep up the good work. Ten-four."
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"Wait a second. So, what precinct are you with?"
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"- I know a guy in Homicide up there. - I'm in Vice."
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"In fact, I'm undercover right now. I'm a whore."
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"Who else is in Vice up there?"
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"Um, do you know, um..."
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"Sipowitz? No, I don't think so."
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"Yeah. Sipowitz. Yeah. Big guy, kind of bald."
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"I don't know him."
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"His, um, partner just died."
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"Tell Sipowitz I'm real sorry for his loss."
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"I sure will. Take care."
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"Hey, by the way, I'm sure Sipowitz is gonna be all right."
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"I heard that kid from Silver Spoons is really good."
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"Where'd you find my badge?"
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"Oh!"
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"Aw, I'd love to but I got acting class. But you know what?"
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"I guess I could blow that off for you."
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"Thanks."
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"Uh, let me ask you something. I was talking with Monica and Chandler."
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"Boy, they are really tight."
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"I know."
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"That's not a bad situation they got over there."
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"Mm-mm."
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"What's up, Joe?"
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"The reason I think Monica and Chandler are so great..."
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"...is because they were friends first, you know?"
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