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Clips from Friends - The One with the Cop (S05E05)

"Nickel."
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"No, no. No."
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"You smell like a meadow."
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"I'm sorry."
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"The last time Joey went to a meadow, his mother was shot by a hunter."
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"No, no, no."
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"Something didn't quite add up there."
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"Ross."
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"And you're, like..."
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"I don't want to do this now. I'm carrying a heavy couch."
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"Then tell him quickly."
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"Fine. We went out."
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"Ugh, you kept count? You are such a loser!"
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"Yeah, I can. It worked well."
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"Okay, cancel backup! Cancel backup!"
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"Okay."
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"Uh, yes, I did, but there isn't. Here we go!"
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"Straight up over your head. You can do it!"
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"- Okay. You got it? - Yeah."
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"Phoebe, you were supposed to take that back."
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"Oh."
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"Hi, Joe."
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"But I don't want to talk about it."
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"I don't want to talk about it."
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"You were my girlfriend. We were doing the crossword puzzle."
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"Okay, look."
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"- Not really. - There you have it!"
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"You're not in love with me. You just want a girlfriend."
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"No, I don't think it's just about getting a girlfriend."
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"Yeah, I could get a girlfriend."
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"What's up, Joey?"
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"How you doing?"
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"It's a problem for me, which means it's a problem for you because I'm a cop."
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"I'm with the, um, the 57th."
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"...Sipowitz?"
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"Don't try to call him or anything. Because he's not there. He's out."
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"Hey, Joey, would you mind giving me and Ross a hand moving his couch?"
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"Thinking of getting me one of those."
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"I understand."
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"Hey."
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"I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong, so..."
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"Up! Yes!"
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"You think?"
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"I mean, you had a sketch."
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"Uh, well, she's..."
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"I thought you were going to try to be friends first."
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"- Hey, it's all your fault. - What? Why?"
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"You didn't give me advice. You gave me a pickup line."
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"And her roommate!"
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"This is great! Can you believe I found this on the second floor?"
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"- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God."
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"- I'm looking for Phoebe Buffay. - My God, it's him! It's that cop!"
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"If I'm going down, you guys are going down with me."
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"I kind of don't have a choice, it's my job. You understand, right?"
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"Yeah, as long as you understand that I'm gonna call my lawyer."
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"Ever since you flashed my badge at me, I kind of can't stop thinking about you."
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"This was listed as your last known address so I checked it out."
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"We'll talk at dinner."
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"This couch is cut in half!"
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"I will take it."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- What are you guys doing up? - We wanted to finish the crossword before bed."
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"Do you know a six-letter word for "red"?"
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"Dark-red."
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"I think that's wrong, but there's a connect-the-dots in here for you later."
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"- Yes! You are so smart! - Ha-ha-ha."
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"Aw."
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"You guys are so cute."
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"I know."
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"All right. I'll see you in the morning."
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"Okay."
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"You know, I love doing crossword puzzles with you, honey."
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"Oh, me too."
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"- Now, let's finish this and go to bed. - Okay."
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"There's only one left."
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"Three-letter word. Not dog, but..."
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"Cat."
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"Yes. Ha."
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"You are so smart!"
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"I love you."
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"I love you too."
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"We still need a tip."
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"All right. Hold on."
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"I got it."
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"- How much more do we need? - Couple of bucks."
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"Okay, dime."
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"You guys should probably keep talking. This could take a while."
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"Wait, lookit!"
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"Whoa!"
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"Oh, my God. This is a police badge!"
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"Oh, cool. But why would a cop come in here? They don't serve doughnuts. Ha."
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"Can you discover the badge again?"
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"I think I can come up with something better than that."
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"I bet somebody's missing that badge."
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"I should take it back. Ooh, but while I'm at the police station..."
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"...I could check their Ten Most Wanted list."
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"My friend Fritzi's been Number 11 forever. This could be her year!"
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"- Hey, you guys. - Hey, Joey."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Is that my sweatshirt?"
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"It's just that, uh, if you wear someone's sweatshirt..."
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"...shouldn't it be your boyfriend's?"
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"And I'm not him."
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"I'm sorry. I'll give it back."
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"It's going to be all smelling like Monica."
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"Are you saying I smell bad?"
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"No."
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"What's with him?"
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"I still don't know."
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"I'm sorry, I just want to make sure I bought the right couch, one that says:"
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""Kids welcome here," but that also says"
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""Come here to me.""
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"What? You say that to kids?"
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"The "Come here to me" is, you know, for the ladies."
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"Ross, honey, it's a nice couch, not a magic couch."
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"Well, you picked a great couch."
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"- Sign here please. - Sure."
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"Oh, what's, heh...?"
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"The delivery charge is almost as much as the couch!"
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"That's ridiculous. He lives three blocks away."
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