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Clips from 30 Rock - Argus (S04E04)

"Pete!"
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"Dallas!"
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"What's up?"
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"Oklahoma."
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"They couldn't find cowboy hats big enough for my kids' heads,"
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"so they're just wearing turbans."
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"It's on."
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"And afterwards, I go to the gym."
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"Words are the first step on the road to deeds."
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"Oh, my."
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"This is Argus."
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"I don't know."
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"He's become listless,"
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"I got at the crazy rich person's pet store."
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"Frankly, I don't know what to do."
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"He's recently taken a mate."
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"Well, sir, there's nothing wrong with this bird."
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"He's just very old."
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"Argus probably doesn't have very long to live."
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"The welfare of this bird is your only concern."
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"He lives, or you die."
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"I was about to suggest the same thing."
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"What are you doing to Grizz?"
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"Whoa, you watch your mouth before I show you"
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"Look, you've got to grow up about this best man thing."
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"Liz Lemon, I don't even want to be best man."
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"Then why are you throwing a fit about it?"
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"Because I'm trying to protect Dotcom, dummy."
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"He's in love with Grizz's fiancee', Feyonce'."
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"Oh, your stutter is back."
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"Like Beyonce with an "F"."
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"Oh, come on."
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"Listen, we cannot make Dotcom get up there"
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"You think that's impressive, watch me stand on one foot."
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"Hang on, I did it earlier."
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"Oh, I am never going to fit in that dress."
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"Bored."
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"What? Oh..."
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"Can I get five more beers here?"
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"I don't get it."
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"Did we lose him?"
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"What if he's in a secret back room doing pot?"
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"for Miss Jinah Baloney!"
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"I'm Jenna."
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"Jenna's boyfriend is a Jenna Maroney impersonator."
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"I'm going to need five more cranberry juices over here."
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"Jack."
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"Lemon, what is with this food layout?"
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"Kenneth says he needs some sumac bark"
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"For God's sakes, if we can put an ear on a mouse's back,"
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"we can certainly make a peacock immortal."
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"I know this is important to you."
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"But it is just a bird."
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"I did grieve for Don."
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"Let me retell it in slow motion."
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"See?"
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"Sir, I just want to let you know"
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"Argus is sleeping."
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"And you left him alone?"
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"and his cloaca fills with mucus?"
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"Oh, brother."
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"Because I am stretched pretty thin."
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"Sorry."
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"Beth, I need you to do something for me."
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"Yeah, actually, I need to talk to you about the wedding."
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"I'm too upset to talk."
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"What's this?"
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""Dear friends, I don't want any more fighting or bad feelings."
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"Tracy, I love you, but I've known Dotcom"
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"ever since we went to Above the Beanstalk"
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"a free summer camp for giants."
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"And if you care about me, you'll respect my decision."
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"I can't read that word."
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"Um... "Friend from the neighborhood."
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"Grizz.""
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"I'm so honored."
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"Now no one is getting hurt."
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"I'm so happy."
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"Hey, Jenna."
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"Interesting guy."
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"Well, I lost a toe ring in him, so I'd say a lot."
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"No, I mean, like, what he does... at night."
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"And who he's being."
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"Wait, you know about Paul's act?"
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"How do you think we met?"
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"at which I came in fourth."
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"And now you're dating him?"
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"That is exactly why I didn't tell you"
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"about Paul in the first place."
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"Be a friend, Liz."
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"Until then, I don't want to talk to you."
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"Looks like one of us is in trouble."
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"But what?"
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"Well, sir, I've spent a lot of time with pea fowl."
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"They make all sorts of different noises."
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"Oh, that's a car alarm."
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"Kenneth, what's your point?"
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"It's just I've never in all my life"
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"heard a peacock say "sempai" and "kohai"."
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"What did you say?"
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"At least, that's what it sounded like."
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"But do you believe a human soul could be"
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"transferred into an animal vessel?"
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"Or how bread turns into toast."
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"Liz, I am in love with Grizz's fiancee', Feyonce'."
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"Tracy should be his best man?"
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"Okay, yeah."
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"But can I please go to the gym first."
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"Badger."
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"It's another badger."
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"The third badger has taken the bait."
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"Jenna, can we please talk about this"
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"Ah!"
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"Hello, Liz."
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"What are you getting out of this?"
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"What am I getting out of this?"
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"Yeah."
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"I am the luckiest "shman" in the world."
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"listening to her talk and sing and scream"
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"at her cleaning lady on the phone."
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