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Clips from 30 Rock - Argus (S04E04)

"It is a Vietnamese size two."
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"Yeah, well, I'm not going to let this dress win."
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"I have a plan."
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"...gym./ A suicide cult?"
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"I have an announcement to make."
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"Jeez, another wedding."
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"That's dumb."
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"So I thought Grizz might want to"
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"You sound like my mother talking to the Planned Parenthood lady."
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"Which one of your rich and famous friends with Hepatitis B"
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"Let's not do this in front of everybody."
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"Damn, my mother had problems."
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"Oh, brother."
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"Okay, I understand."
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"Pete, there you are."
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"It's just been a few weeks."
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"because the glue is abrasive."
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"No way."
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"She gets psyched about some guy,"
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"Aren't you, Alan?"
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"we need to figure out his deal before she gets burned"
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"and takes it out on us."
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"I believe all have been accounted for."
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"Oh..."
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"I hope it wasn't awkward for you"
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"You know my every thought, Beth."
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"Pete..."
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"But you can call me Dallas."
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"This could be the start of something for me."
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"It's really nice to meet you."
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"How did you guys meet?"
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"Of course."
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"Oh, I work for a bank."
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"He works for a bankrupt circus."
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"Hey, could I just get a signature?"
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"Why did Don Geiss have a peacock?"
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"Longer if they're not part of Mike Tyson's home zoo."
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"Talking about business, politics,"
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"And our friend, Argus, would strut"
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"proudly through the garden."
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"but Don and I had nicknames for each other."
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"Master and pupil."
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"Don was my sempai."
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"Oh, it's so oily."
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"He thinks you're his wife."
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"Of course, you guys are very close."
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"No, you two idiots."
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"you were six feet tall!"
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"And because of you, I'm having a tantrum!"
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"Hey, Jenna."
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"on my finger pads."
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"We should follow him."
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"I don't care how long it takes."
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"Your kids have a play tonight?"
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"When Paul leaves, we follow him."
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"Is he okay?"
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"and he won't eat any of the peacock food"
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"Good luck, Argus."
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"All of your page duties stop right now."
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"Dummy..."
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"Keep my shirt on through a dinner?"
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"No, Grizz's fiancee's name is Feyonce'."
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"and give a speech at that wedding."
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"Wow, I can't believe that you are using"
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"We're going to have to drink a lot to fit in."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together"
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"Is that Jenna?"
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"No, it's Paul."
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"♪ My muffin top is all that ♪"
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"♪ But I just want to dance ♪"
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"Naturally."
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"I just found out that Jenna"
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"is dating a guy who does a drag show."
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"As her."
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"and shrub yellow root to make a poultice for Argus."
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"How is your thing weirder than mine?"
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"I am not letting that bird die."
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"Oh, Jack."
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"I mean, do you think maybe you're so worked up about Argus"
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"You didn't do anything."
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"Don is dead."
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"What if he rolls over on his back"
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"This is not about some peacock."
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"Don't worry, I'm on it, Miss Lemon."
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"Mrs. Argus."
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"Grizz has asked me to read this to both of you."
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"I want him to be my best man."
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"I will always be your...""
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"Oh, no, I'm white."
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"No one at all."
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"So nice to meet Paul."
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"How much do you know about him?"
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"So you know about Paul's act."
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"That face."
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"Your judgmental badger face."
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"Jenna, even for you, this is weird."
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"Sempai and kohai."
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"Kenneth, I've been under a lot of strain lately."
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"that we don't understand."
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"Like the afterlife."
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"I definitely didn't know that."
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"I'll try to help."
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"Hello?"
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"Why is everyone code named Badger?"
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"I thought you said you wanted to do it this way."
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"Jenna told me I didn't need to hide from you anymore."
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"All right, let's cut to the chase."
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"What's your game, friend?"
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"I get to be with the most talented, beautiful,"
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"So you aren't just using her for your act?"
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"My act?"
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"I'd never tuck my penis again if she asked me."
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"I think I do, Paul."
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"This is crazy."
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"give me a sign."
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"in a way that will make you proud."
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"Goodbye, sir."
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"And I can do that because of our sexual past."
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"Don't even have a best man."
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"Love is elusive."
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