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Clips from Sanford and Son (1972) - A Pad for Lamont (S01E01)

"- That's nice. - Hey, listen."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Well, I didn't know how your son would feel about it."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"See, now there's the difference. He can never have another mother."
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"But I got to have another mama."
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"And now that Lamont's gone and moved and got his own place..."
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"you can come around anytime you want to."
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"I saw this in a movie once. Hold it now. Here we go, like this."
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"Hello."
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"Hey, Peg. Where are you?"
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"Well, this is a fine time to tell me you can't come!"
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"Well, listen, I've got dinner cooking and everything."
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"I got the whole placed fixed up here."
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"Well, what happened?"
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"Oh, no, listen, I'm really sorry to hear that. No, I'm really am."
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"But can't you come anyway?"
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"What I don't know is why you have to go to the chapel tonight."
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"The body will still be there tomorrow."
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"Your uncle's not going anyplace."
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"No, it's all right. No, I understand."
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"Some other time. Bye."
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"What took you so long to..."
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"You're not even dressed. What's the matter with you?"
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"I got to bed late last night."
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"What's this? Well, it was too late to clean up."
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"She wanted to, but I told her forget about it."
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"Who's she?"
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"Joe Crawford's widow."
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"What are you talkin' about? What's wrong with having company?"
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"How you doing with your privacy?"
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"Everything's fine, Pop. You know."
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"- Yeah? - Yeah."
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"That's the best thing you ever did, going and getting your own place."
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"I thought I was too old for this kind of carrying on."
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"Say, you know what Ernestine calls me?"
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"Who's Ernestine?"
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"Man, what a rump roast."
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"Well, I gotta go to work, Pop. I'll see you later on today."
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"Now, listen, if you wanna come by and have dinner with us tonight..."
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"Lined up and waitin'. Just one big parade."
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"Yeah. Ready Freddy and Prompt Lamont."
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"Well, finally."
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"Why, hey, I didn't know you had your own place."
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"I love it. It's... It's really you."
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"Well, most of it. Just a few things I picked up here and there."
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"You know, at Hughes Market and at the Akron."
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"Well, you have very good taste."
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"Yeah, I think so."
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"- Sit down, my dear. - All right."
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"I'll just put on a little mood music."
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"A little Chico Hamilton."
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"- Who's that? - Oh, just forget about it."
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"It's probably somebody at the wrong door."
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"All right, that's it."
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"I do not allow visitors of the opposite sex after 11 p. m."
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"You just can't come busting in here, telling people what to do."
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"- No visitors of the opposite sex. - Well, I paid you the rent!"
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"Not anymore, lover boy."
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"Well, just a minute, sister. You can't come in here, spittin' on my candle."
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"Pack your things and get out!"
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"Who is that? That you, Lamont?"
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"- Oh. Hiya, son. - Hey, Pop."
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"I've been out on a date."
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"No, I just came by to see how you was doin', you know."
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"I need some protection."
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"You know, these women drive me crazy."
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"It's one big parade. Night and day, day and night."
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"That's the way it's been, huh?"
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"They just won't leave you alone. Just after you all the time."
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"All the time. All the time, Pop. That's right."
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"I'm too old for this carrying on. Why don't you move back home, son?"
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"- What about my privacy, Pop? - If you want to bring a girl in..."
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"I won't bother you, I promise, okay?"
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"Well, as long as you put it that way..."
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"- I'll come back. - Great."
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"- Ethel? Who's Ethel? - That's Bernard Patterson's widow."
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"Say, you ought to be ashamed of yourself."
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"because after last night..."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"You know what I like about you, Darlene?"
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"You're willing to forgive and forget."
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"But you don't have to worry about a thing, my dear."
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"This is an entirely new situation that we're about to embark upon."
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"- Oh, it is? - Yes."
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"Well, there's some cold chicken in the refrigerator."
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"- Would you like to have that? - Anything."
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"It's a very interesting dry white wine..."
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"and then I'll come back out here and just..."
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"Don't go away. Be right back."
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"Sanford and Son is recorded on tape before a live studio audience."
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"Edwards. Yeah, Edwards."
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"No, we don't want anything."
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"I know, but he makes me nervous, knowing he's in there."
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"Now just wait there."
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"Well, I hope you're satisfied. She left."
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"Are you staying here tonight?"
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"Hello, Joan?"
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"It's Lamont."
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"You should've been coming around before."
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"I didn't want him to think I was trying to take the place of his mother."
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"- Let's drink a little toast to that. - All right."
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"Hold on, will ya?"
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"Ready Freddy."
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"- I think so too. - Did you do it all yourself?"
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"that goes well with just about anything..."
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"- Got them chicks lined up, ain't you? - Oh, yeah."
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"I sure do, Ernestine."
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"You know, you can get three cups out of one bag."
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"I got my tea."
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"That means you, miss! Out!"
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