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Clips from Sanford and Son (1972) - A Pad for Lamont (S01E01)

"Positive, Pop. Would you just go have your tea?"
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"I hate to waste a bag on one cup."
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"Yeah, right. Right, Pop."
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"I'll leave the bag on the sink in case you change your mind."
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"Okay. Just have your tea, all right?"
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"Okay, son. I'll have me some tea."
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"You better not start. You'll only quit when he comes through again."
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"You know what, Darlene? You really knock me out."
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"- I do? - Oh, yeah."
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"You got me right in the palm of your hand."
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"I'm yours, mind and body."
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"- Oh, no. - Well, he's just singing."
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"Would you just forget about him?"
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"Honeysuckle rose"
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"- Great. - I put some applejack in mine."
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"You can do the same thing, but it make you sweat."
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"- Well, good night. - Good night, Pop."
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"- Night. - Good night."
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"Hey, how did Jimmy Durante used to say good night?"
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"Night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are."
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"Inka dinka dinka dinka dink a dinka doo"
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"- Say, Pop? - I know. Put the light out."
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"Thank you."
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"Inka dinka dinka dinka dinka doo"
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"Well, I think we're finally in the clear now."
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"Well, that's a good idea, Darlene, but I don't know if I can do that."
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"My old man is getting old, and he kind of depends on me."
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"I know, but you have no privacy this way."
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"We had to wait a little bit, but I think it was worth waitin' for."
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"'Cause now it's just you and me."
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"- Here he comes again. - Freeway Freddy."
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"Hey, Lamont, you wanna hear something funny?"
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"That hot tea made me hungry."
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"- You folks care for anything? - No, thank you, Pop."
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"I'm gonna have me some eggs."
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"the short order cook."
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"Yeah. Scramble two and a side of bacon!"
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"Order of toast! Heavy on the butter!"
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"Comin' up!"
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"Every honeybee"
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"Oh, Lamont, this is getting ridiculous."
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"Just wait a minute, Darlene. Listen, I'll get this thing settled right now."
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"Now just come over here and sit down, and I'll take care of the whole thing."
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"It just takes a couple of words, and I'll straighten it out, okay?"
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"I'm just fixing something to eat!"
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"Just try to keep it down, for crying out loud!"
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"Why don't you go on back out there? Don't come in here."
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"She did? Why did she leave? What did you do to her?"
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"What did I do to her?"
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"Pop, this whole thing is your fault. Now, you know that."
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"Who me?"
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"- What did I do? - You know what you did."
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"Every time I bring some chick home, you find some way of lousin' it up."
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"You know that's not true. When you bring a girl home..."
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"Yeah, with your eyeball pressed up against the keyhole."
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"Are you kidding? I wouldn't waste my time, watching an amateur like you."
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"I can see more sex on the 6:00 News."
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"Well, if I am an amateur, it's 'cause I never get no practice."
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"I lost another one tonight, thanks to you."
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"Now, don't blame me 'cause you can't make it with girls."
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"- Maybe they don't like you. - Yeah, they dig me, all right."
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"But I'll never get no place, hangin' around here."
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"Darlene was right. I got to get a place of my own."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"It's the only way, Pop. I don't have any privacy here."
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"And it's ridiculous anyway. A 30-year-old man still living at home."
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"I got to get a place of my own."
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"But you can't leave. We got a business. What about the business?"
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"- We still got the business. - Yeah, but I'll be here alone."
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"I'll see you every morning when I come to work."
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"What about tonight?"
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"What if I have a heart attack and have to call the doctor?"
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"Would you cut that out, Pop? You're not gonna have no heart attack."
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"You'll be nice and cozy here with your newspapers and your TV."
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"And anyway, my mind is made up. This is something that I got to do."
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"- So I'm going. - Okay."
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"- Okay, I'm ain't gonna stop you. - Good."
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"- You want to go, go. - I'm going."
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"- I know you got your mind made up. - That's right."
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"But, but listen, son."
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"How would it be if I went with you?"
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"Then what's the point of me leaving, Pop?"
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"Don't you understand that it's you I'm trying to get away from?"
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"Oh. I see what you mean."
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"Yeah, I'll stay here tonight. I'll look for a place tomorrow."
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"That's good, because in case I have an attack..."
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"you'll be here so you can dial the phone for me..."
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"Your arthritis. I know."
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"Come in this world alone, and you go out alone."
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"That's just the way it is."
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"You raise your kids, and when you get old enough for the kids to help you..."
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"then they go and leave."
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"Let's see now who's gonna be the lucky lady to start the ball rolling."
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"Well, it's an entirely different ball game now."
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"Hello, Darlene? Hey, baby, what's happening?"
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"This is Lamont."
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"Hello! Darlene!"
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"If at first..."
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"I'm gonna callJoan 'cause I'm all alone."
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"Bet you'll never guess who this is."
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"Yeah, I knew you'd remember."
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"You know, I got my own place and everything now, and I..."
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"Well, can't you give yourself a facial some other time?"
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"Well, how long do you have to leave that stuff on there?"
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"No, that's all right. Just forget about it. It's okay."
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"Might as well wait till her skin clears up."
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"Joyce. CallJoyce and rejoice!"
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"I'm gonna callJoyce 'cause I know Joyce ain't got nothing to do."
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"Hello. Can I speak toJoyce, please?"
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"Who is this?"
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"No, no, no, no, no. No messages."
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"Well, here it is. I hope you like it."
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"Yeah. It sure smells good."
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"I sure appreciate you coming around to help me."
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"Thank you."
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"You know, I haven't see you since Joe had the accident at the foundry."
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"How long you been a widow?"
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"It's been a long time. Nearly six months."
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"Yeah, I thought of it, but I'm kind of particular."
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"- You are? - Yeah."
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