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Clips from Sanford and Son (1972) - A Pad for Lamont (S01E01)

"Well, this is it."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You see, the living quarters are upstairs."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Yeah. You'll find that a lot of people are doing that nowadays..."
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"Well, you see, that's just the common name for it."
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"I'd take you upstairs and show you the upstairs living quarters..."
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"Say, Pop, I thought you were asleep."
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"Okay, well, I'm home now, so you can go to sleep."
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"Hey, what's that around your neck? You got a sore throat?"
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"And he brought it back to life and fell in love with her."
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"- Now, isn't that disgusting? - Yeah, right."
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"But 3,000 years? Geez!"
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"- Night, Miss, uh, Miss, uh... - Edwards."
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"Yeah, I had to stop getting my chickens from him."
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"Well, I'm gonna have me a hot tea."
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"I wasn't gonna start nothing. I didn't want my motor turned off completely."
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"I don't buy sugar You just a..."
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"You know what you oughta do? Move out. Get a place of your own."
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"Well, we have now."
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"Well, if that don't beat all!"
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"Well, if you change your mind, just call your order in to old Fred..."
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"Will you shut up! What's wrong with you?"
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"I go upstairs or go in the kitchen and shut the door."
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"- You're always in the way, Pop. - Are you kidding?"
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"Old Fred, the lonesome coordinator."
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"You know I can't dial the phone on account of my arthritis."
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"- Well, good night. - Good night."
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"'cause I can't dial on account of my..."
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"- Your arthritis. - Night."
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"Good night."
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"Darlene. She's the one responsible for this whole thing."
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"Hello?"
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"Ah, Joan!"
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"Lamont Sanford."
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"Say, Joan, I was just wondering if maybe you and me could get together tonight."
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"Oh, no, I didn't know she was married."
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"Never mind who's calling."
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"Man, what a rump roast."
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"Let's see now. How long has that been?"
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"You must be kind of lonely."
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"Have you thought about getting married again?"
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"Have you ever thought of remarrying?"
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"Yeah, I thought about it, but I'm kind of particular too."
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"I guess we're just two particular people."
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"You really want me to?"
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"No, I'm not being selfish. Listen, I understand."
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"- I'm coming! - Open the door!"
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"Man, what a rump roast."
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"She? That's the she that was here last night."
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"- You ought to be ashamed of yourself. - Ashamed?"
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"- Smartest move I ever made. - Yeah."
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"I told you she was here last night."
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"- you're welcome. - No, I got big plans for tonight, Pop."
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"I tried to tell you, baby, when I called you. You like it?"
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"Oh, that'll be nice."
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"- What kind of place you think this is? - Just a minute!"
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"Oh, yes, I can! Did you read the rules of the house?"
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"The rules clearly state that there will be no visitors after 11 p. m."
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"I guess I told her."
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"Say, Darlene..."
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"- I didn't know you was coming home. - Where you been?"
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"I'm so tired. Say, you movin' back home?"
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"Oh. I sure wish you moved back home, son."
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"You know how it is when you got your own place."
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"- That's the way it is, all right. - Yeah."
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"Good, then let's celebrate. We'll have a little nightcap."
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"I got some imported wine that Ethel left last night."
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"Well, you won't have to worry about that no more, son..."
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"Ready Freddy ain't too steady."
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"- Where's your father? - Forget him. He's upstairs sleeping."
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"- Oh, that's nice. - Yes."
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"- Sweetheart, you know what? - What?"
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"I'm hungry."
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"And we could have some cold Chablis."
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"I'm sorry, Darlene. Listen, I thought my dad cleaned that stuff up."
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"Home, sweet home. You like it?"
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"- Yeah. Well, it's different. - Yeah."
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"Yeah, you know, actually, this is part of the business establishment."
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"combining their professional business with their homes."
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"It's very smart, tax-wise."
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"Dad and I are in the commodities game."
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"I thought you were in the junk business."
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"Now, you know, in the trade, we refer to it as "commodities. ""
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"- Oh, I see. - Yeah."
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"but Dad's up there asleep now, and we don't want to bother him."
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"See, his room is done in Louis the XIV..."
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"and mine is kind of Swedish modern, you know."
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"Oh, this is more like it."
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"Yeah. Just you and me."
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"Hello, Lamont."
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"I thought I heard you come in. Oh, hi, Pop."
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"Pop, this is Darlene Edwards."
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"Darlene, this is my dad, Fred Sanford."
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"That's S-A-N-F-O-R-D period."
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"Now, you know I can't ever sleep till you come home."
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"This happens to be an ascot."
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"Well, if you gargle with some warm saltwater, you'll get rid of it."
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"- Well, good night, Pop. - Yeah."
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"- Where'd y'all go, to a movie? - Yeah, we went to a movie."
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"I was watching a movie here on TV. A horror movie."
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"A scientist dug up a mummy 3,000 years old."
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"It's all right to fall in love with somebody older than you are."
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"- Well, good night, Pop. - Good night."
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"Is your father in the poultry business?"
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"No. No, he isn't."
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"I used to buy my chickens from a guy named Edwards."
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"- Clarence Edwards. You remember him. - No, I don't remember, Pop."
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"- Yeah, he sold me a bad one. - Oh, really?"
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"Yeah. He sold me a chicken that died before he could kill it."
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"You know, everything was wrong with that chicken."
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"Know what's wrong with him? He had a bad heart, bad liver, bad kidney..."
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"- Well, it's gettin' kind of late, Pop. - And a bad gizzard."
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"It's getting late, you know. It's kind of late now."
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"- Yeah. Okay, son. Night. - Good night, Pop."
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"- Night, Miss. - Good night."
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"Say, uh, Pop? Would you mind turning out the light, please?"
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"Thank you."
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"Excuse me."
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"Excuse me. I thought I'd fix me something hot to drink."
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"It help me sleep. You folks want anything?"
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"Yeah. You folks sure you don't want any?"
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