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Clips from Kyle XY - This Is Not a Test (S01E01)

"[All chuckling]"
Kyle XY
"Laugh riot. You call her a slut too?"
Kyle XY
"Come on, Hills. Truce? I'm so over fighting."
Kyle XY
"For reals?"
Kyle XY
"Because I'm so over you."
Kyle XY
"Girls, coming?"
Kyle XY
"- You guys, come on. - You should've taken off the shirt."
Kyle XY
"I'm telling you, the stuff I've seen him do."
Kyle XY
"- I've got a whole file. - Right."
Kyle XY
"So instead of taking over the world, he's here in high school."
Kyle XY
"It's part of his master plan."
Kyle XY
"To recruit an army of losers like L.K. Deichman."
Kyle XY
"[Chuckles] Speaking of losers, how was Schultz this morning?"
Kyle XY
"I'm the king of that class."
Kyle XY
"- Bunch of morons who can't read. - Man, that's pathetic."
Kyle XY
"That's the thing about comics."
Kyle XY
""Anime.""
Kyle XY
"[Slurping]"
Kyle XY
"It's just a fancy word for cartoons."
Kyle XY
"- Why do they have secret identities? - To hide their amazing abilities."
Kyle XY
"So they can help people without freaking them out."
Kyle XY
"This is basic stuff. How can you not know this?"
Kyle XY
"I don't know. But what about George Washington?"
Kyle XY
"- Mmm. Yeah. How about him? - Is he a superhero too?"
Kyle XY
"He's the first president ever of America."
Kyle XY
"And Hathor, is she on another test?"
Kyle XY
"Seriously, I know it's your first day and all."
Kyle XY
"To learn."
Kyle XY
"You came to high school. To learn."
Kyle XY
"That's a good one."
Kyle XY
"OK, look, maybe I can help you."
Kyle XY
"[Telephone ringing]"
Kyle XY
"- You get the sushi? - Got the sushi. [chuckles]"
Kyle XY
"- I can't believe we have an hour alone. - Oh, an hour is barely enough time."
Kyle XY
"- Yeah, we'll make the most of it. - [Sighs] Are you close?"
Kyle XY
"- I'm around the corner, baby. - I'll be waiting."
Kyle XY
"[Thump]"
Kyle XY
"[Stephen] Nicole?"
Kyle XY
"Uh, hang on. I just heard something."
Kyle XY
"- Hello? - [Glass breaking]"
Kyle XY
"Stephen, I think someone's breaking in."
Kyle XY
"Get out! Now! Just go!"
Kyle XY
"- [Thump] - [Glass breaks]"
Kyle XY
"[Man] I'll try to make this as quick and painless as possible."
Kyle XY
"- Nicole. - Stephen, I was just going to call you."
Kyle XY
"- This is Tom from our security company. - Hello."
Kyle XY
"- What's going on? - Well, I was on patrol"
Kyle XY
"Tom scared him off."
Kyle XY
"- Does, um, that belong to anyone? - No."
Kyle XY
"Probably used the handle to break the glass."
Kyle XY
"- Any idea who it might be? - No, I didn't get a good look,"
Kyle XY
"but there's been break-ins lately."
Kyle XY
"I've called in the incident. I'll make sure the police are aware."
Kyle XY
"- You OK? - I am now."
Kyle XY
"I'm sorry I scared you."
Kyle XY
"- As long as you're OK. - Yeah."
Kyle XY
"- You just happened to be driving by? - Yeah. Lucky thing."
Kyle XY
"Now if I can just finish up this report, I'll get out of your way. OK?"
Kyle XY
"- Sure. - This room is what?"
Kyle XY
"Oh, um, it's a guestroom."
Kyle XY
"Oh."
Kyle XY
"Pardon me, but our records indicate"
Kyle XY
"that, uh, all your bedrooms are upstairs. No?"
Kyle XY
"Well, we have a temporary foster care situation."
Kyle XY
"Oh, I see. I see."
Kyle XY
"Well, that's nice of you folks to take someone in."
Kyle XY
"How's that working out?"
Kyle XY
"What happens if he comes back?"
Kyle XY
"I'll drive by more often and keep an eye on the house."
Kyle XY
"- Well, we'd appreciate that. - It's my job."
Kyle XY
"- [Gasps] - Gosh! Sorry."
Kyle XY
"- Sure you are. - I hope I didn't ruin it."
Kyle XY
"Anything you wanna know, this is the place to find it."
Kyle XY
"Like the Fortress of Solitude."
Kyle XY
"More like a good place to nap."
Kyle XY
"Might as well start with this."
Kyle XY
"It's like... everything."
Kyle XY
"Boiled down."
Kyle XY
"- Thank you. - No problem."
Kyle XY
"OK."
Kyle XY
"- Kyle? - Amanda."
Kyle XY
"How's it going?"
Kyle XY
"- Oh! You remember Charlie. - Yeah, we met at Preston's party."
Kyle XY
"Yes. I remember."
Kyle XY
"Listen, uh, I know it's your first day"
Kyle XY
"and I remember when I moved, it took getting used to."
Kyle XY
"So if you need anything, just give me a shout."
Kyle XY
"Well... OK."
Kyle XY
"Bye, Kyle. We'll see you later."
Kyle XY
"He can be shy, but he's really sweet."
Kyle XY
"I could be wrong, but I think he's got a problem with me."
Kyle XY
"Hey. Who could ever have a problem with you?"
Kyle XY
"I'm telling you, she was triple-X hot. Totally into me."
Kyle XY
"You're such a liar. As if you were anywhere near that hot tub."
Kyle XY
"All true, man. Our stock is going way up this year."
Kyle XY
"[Groans]"
Kyle XY
"- Dude, what was that about? - I don't know."
Kyle XY
"I think I insulted him."
Kyle XY
"That's Toby Neuwirth. He's got major anger management issues."
Kyle XY
"[Scoffs] No kidding."
Kyle XY
"and he shows up just in time?"
Kyle XY
"Have you heard of any break-ins?"
Kyle XY
"- No. - [man] Mr. Trager?"
Kyle XY
"Yes, Tom is a new employee here. Tom Foss. He just started this week."
Kyle XY
"It's just that we didn't know him. I assume you do background checks?"
Kyle XY
"Absolutely. In fact,"
Kyle XY
"Decorated veteran. Several years in security."
Kyle XY
"So nothing to worry about."
Kyle XY
"- Sounds good. Thank you. - No problem."
Kyle XY
"He checked out fine."
Kyle XY
"[Sighs, chuckles]"
Kyle XY
"These suburban types, I'm telling you."
Kyle XY
"Must be something about paying a mortgage makes them all jumpy."
Kyle XY
"Meanwhile they got a guy like you looking out for them."
Kyle XY
"Shoot. They couldn't be in better hands."
Kyle XY
"[Kyle] Twenty-two volumes."
Kyle XY
"Over 17 thousand articles."
Kyle XY
"Kyle, Charlie's a really great guy."
Kyle XY
"I think you'd really like him."
Kyle XY
"Because I think you're a great guy too."
Kyle XY
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