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Clips from Kyle XY - This Is Not a Test (S01E01)

"Yo, this is it."
Kyle XY
"First period's McNally."
Kyle XY
"Dude, she's remedial."
Kyle XY
"Go ahead, bust your ass in McNally."
Kyle XY
"All right. Well, we'll catch you at lunch?"
Kyle XY
"- Absolutely. - All right."
Kyle XY
"Good morning, Mr. Hooper."
Kyle XY
"These kids and their handshakes."
Kyle XY
"[Bell ringing]"
Kyle XY
"[Kyle] I noticed that everyone knew exactly how to respond to the sound."
Kyle XY
"They knew just where to go and who to be with."
Kyle XY
"I knew if I'd ever been at school before,"
Kyle XY
"I'd know these things too."
Kyle XY
"But nothing felt familiar here."
Kyle XY
"This place was different..."
Kyle XY
"... and so was I."
Kyle XY
"School is supposed to provide one-on-one instruction."
Kyle XY
"I thought you understood Kyle's needs."
Kyle XY
"Mrs. Trager, I strive to meet the needs of every student."
Kyle XY
"And given Kyle's situation, a personal tutor is probably best."
Kyle XY
"But that is a costly arrangement, and I have some additional concerns."
Kyle XY
"He spent time in a detention center."
Kyle XY
"- That was an improper placement. - Where he engaged in an altercation."
Kyle XY
"Another resident punched him. Kyle never hit back."
Kyle XY
"He is currently involved in a homicide investigation."
Kyle XY
"As a possible witness. He still can't remember anything."
Kyle XY
"And I am afraid that his memory issues may become problematic."
Kyle XY
"Mr. Hooper, Kyle is an exceptionally bright boy who is eager to learn."
Kyle XY
"I think this school would be lucky to have him."
Kyle XY
"We have five hours of testing ahead of us. We should get started."
Kyle XY
"I've already tested Kyle. His IQ is phenomenal."
Kyle XY
"Mrs. Trager, aptitude and IQ are not the same thing."
Kyle XY
"And since we do not have any former school records for Kyle,"
Kyle XY
"I can't even consider a personal tutor until we determine his grade level."
Kyle XY
"- and we shall see how he does. - [Door opens]"
Kyle XY
"He's a great kid."
Kyle XY
"And he's so happy to be here."
Kyle XY
"[Man] I hope your instruments haven't gathered too much dust over the summer,"
Kyle XY
"but my guess is, this is the first time"
Kyle XY
"most of them have been out of their cases since June."
Kyle XY
"The good news is we got some very talented musicians"
Kyle XY
"joining the band this year."
Kyle XY
"We finally have a French horn. We're gonna start our brass..."
Kyle XY
"Kyle, there you are."
Kyle XY
"I have to leave now, but Mr. Hooper is going to give you some tests."
Kyle XY
"To see what you've learned and what the school still needs to teach you."
Kyle XY
"He loves math. That's a good place to start."
Kyle XY
"OK, so you have your money for lunch and I think you're all set."
Kyle XY
"- Thanks. - You're going to do fine."
Kyle XY
"All right, Kyle, let's get started."
Kyle XY
"OK!"
Kyle XY
"Fire up those brains and check this out, people."
Kyle XY
"you get an automatic A in my class."
Kyle XY
"A professor at MIT presented this problem."
Kyle XY
"Sort of like a mathematical Mount Everest if you will."
Kyle XY
"Trager comma Lori."
Kyle XY
"Discussing the Jacobi algorithm?"
Kyle XY
"Um, what?"
Kyle XY
"Didn't think so."
Kyle XY
"Conduct your personal business on your own time."
Kyle XY
"And as for wasting mine,"
Kyle XY
"I'll see you after school."
Kyle XY
"- [Snickers] - [Students groan]"
Kyle XY
"[Woman] "It was a cold, damp morning."
Kyle XY
"The mist clung to the ground like a silver cloak.""
Kyle XY
"Continue with the next paragraph..."
Kyle XY
"...Toby."
Kyle XY
"Pass."
Kyle XY
"I'm afraid I don't offer that option."
Kyle XY
""Grandfather's hat was still..."
Kyle XY
"...in the gravel..."
Kyle XY
"[stifling giggles]"
Kyle XY
"- [Snickering] - That's enough."
Kyle XY
"Toby, continue."
Kyle XY
"From where we left off."
Kyle XY
"[Clears throat] "Near the geraniums he hadn't finished planting."
Kyle XY
"Rich earth was piled next to a hole he'd prepared,"
Kyle XY
"like a mound of dirt beside a fresh grave.""
Kyle XY
"[Pages flipping]"
Kyle XY
"[Kyle] Page after page of names and dates, all of them unfamiliar."
Kyle XY
"1492."
Kyle XY
"1812."
Kyle XY
"George Washington."
Kyle XY
"Marie Antoinette."
Kyle XY
"I thought I was here to ask questions, not answer them."
Kyle XY
"[School bell ringing]"
Kyle XY
"It rang at precise intervals,"
Kyle XY
"moving students at a regular pace."
Kyle XY
"At least this time, I knew what to do."
Kyle XY
"[Kyle] Time to find a place again."
Kyle XY
"In a morning filled with confusion,"
Kyle XY
"Finally, a test I could pass."
Kyle XY
"[Stovetop lighter clicking]"
Kyle XY
"[Teacher talking, indistinct]"
Kyle XY
"Someone solved it."
Kyle XY
"[Kyle] I'd learned to follow the ebb and flow of students,"
Kyle XY
"they all moved to the same place."
Kyle XY
"- Hi. - It seemed everyone was welcome here."
Kyle XY
"And I thought I might find a place to belong."
Kyle XY
"[The Meligrove Band: Along Comes A Smile]"
Kyle XY
"Oh, I wouldn't sit there."
Kyle XY
"Unless you want to be known as "Geek-man's" friend."
Kyle XY
"It's what everyone calls me because my last name's Deichman."
Kyle XY
"which would make you a lesbian."
Kyle XY
"Whatever, do what you want."
Kyle XY
"- I can't see? - This is a joke. Right?"
Kyle XY
"Someone told you to sit here."
Kyle XY
"Very funny."
Kyle XY
"- No. I draw too. - Shut up."
Kyle XY
"- You do? - [Josh] See where Kyle's sitting?"
Kyle XY
"- If you need five bucks for lunch... - He's sitting with L.K. Deichman."
Kyle XY
"- And? - That's social suicide."
Kyle XY
"You're supposed to look out for him."
Kyle XY
"So are you. Let him sit with your punk-ass little posse."
Kyle XY
"So Lori got like ten shades of pissy and called me a slut,"
Kyle XY
"after her freakazoid foster brother was groping me."
Kyle XY
"Like I'd ever go there."
Kyle XY
"You've been salivating over him since he messed with that cop."
Kyle XY
"Well, not anymore. Look at him. He's friends with Geek-man."
Kyle XY
"Want to hear something funny?"
Kyle XY
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