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Clips from Friends - The One with the Boob Job (S09E09)

"Well, I guess with you doing the internship..."
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"And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refrigerator for a change."
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"But the other thing was, never borrow money."
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"That's right, I do. I am your man."
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"- Great! Okay, I'll go get the tube top. - No, no, what I mean is..."
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"Wow. We're really gonna move in together?"
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"Pick up your socks. Put down the toilet seat."
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"...will never get back to Chandler."
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"- But Chandler lent you money. - And he would tell you it was a mistake."
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"Oh, well... Well, how much?"
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"What do you think I am, a soap-opera star?"
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"I know, it's so exciting. You know, I've never lived with a guy before."
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"I can't believe you're moving in together. That's gre... I'm happy for you guys."
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"...in a wedding dress that highlights my breasts in an obvious yet classy way."
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"Oh, my God, load up the Volvo, I want to be a soccer mom."
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"- What are you talking about? - Please."
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"That is the fastest I have ever thought."
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"Listen, this is really nice."
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"No, no, no. It wasn't because of your money problems."
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"It was for something for her."
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"Well, it's not that crazy, okay?"
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"Oh, hey, I wanted to ask you about Monica's little "groomie" joke."
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"No, the thing I want to say is..."
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"We're just moving in right now. We'll see where it goes."
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"- What do you mean? - Look, Phoebe, I..."
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"Thank you."
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"Don't look at me. I never get his jokes."
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"...or did you do something bad?"
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"I don't know. I mean, what brought that on'?"
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"Now you're seeking me out to make jokes?"
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"I mean, I can see if we're all hanging out, but to come to my home..."
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"Look, look, I know my marriages didn't exactly work out..."
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"And Carol and I had some good times before she became a lesbian."
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"And once afterward."
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"...and you know what? You should be. It's a big deal."
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"Oh."
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"Hey, Rach."
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"- Honey? - Yeah?"
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"About that."
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"Well, my breasts are gonna get bigger whether you like it or not."
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"Joey, why did you tell Chandler that Monica was getting a boob job?"
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"Because she is."
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"Okay, so I'm out $4000 and nobody's boobs are getting any bigger?"
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"Couldn't have had this conversation down at the truck, huh?"
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"What? You want to get married?"
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"Because I didn't know how much I wanted it."
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"Okay, so, uh..."
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"Look on the bright side."
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"Have you seen our bank statement? Can this be right?"
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"I know. God, I haven't seen my savings take a hit like this..."
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"...since I was a kid and they came up with Double Stuf Oreos."
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"- What happened to all of our money? - Well, I'm not sure exactly what they did..."
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"...but I'm inclined to blame Enron."
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"...we're just spending more than we're bringing in."
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"Yeah, maybe I should quit and get a job that pays."
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"But you're finally doing something that you love."
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"I mean, I can't ask you to give that up."
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"Although it would be nice if the thing that you loved was, you know, finding gold."
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"You know what? I think we're making too big a deal out of this."
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"Okay? So we pay our bills late this month."
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"Maybe next month, we cut back on a few things."
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"You're a chef. What can you make out of baking soda and beer?"
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"All right. Worst-case scenario is, we borrow some money from my parents."
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"No, we're not borrowing money."
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"- Why not? - Because we don't do that. We are Bings."
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"If there's one thing my father taught me, it was..."
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"...well, to always knock before going into the pool house."
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"Wow, I had no idea you had this much pride."
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"And I'm gonna get us through this situation..."
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"...even if it means you working twice as hard."
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"- I'm gonna go. - Why?"
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"I haven't been home in a couple days and I need to get more clothes."
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"You don't have to go. I have something that'll fit you."
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"I put that tube top on as a joke."
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"- I want you to stay. - I want to stay too."
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"But I've got as much use out of these boxers as I can."
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"- Why don't you turn them inside... - Done it."
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"- I'll be back in a couple of hours. - All right. I'll miss you."
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"Me too."
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"You know what? I just realized something. I don't want to go home."
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"- ...I hate going back to my apartment now. - Mm-hm."
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"Partly because I live above a known crack den..."
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"...but, you know, mostly because when I'm there, I really miss you."
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"So..."
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"...do you want to move in together?"
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"Wow, Mike Hannigan..."
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"...you sure know how to make a girl say "Hell, yeah.""
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"- So we're doing it? - Yeah, let's do it. Let's live together."
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"Yeah."
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"I've always wanted to live with a guy."
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"No, we are not having sex anymore."
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"It's gonna be fun."
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"- Hey, JOEY- - Hey."
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"Listen, I need to know that what I'm about to ask you..."
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"I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about it myself."
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"But Chandler is my best friend. It would be wrong."
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"Good, but wrong."
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"Okay, first of all, it would be great."
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"But that's not what I'm here to talk to you about. I need to borrow money."
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"Oh, I don't know, Monica. You know..."
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"...lending friends money is always a mistake."
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"Come on, I just... I need it for some rent and some other bills."
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"- Two thousand dollars? - Two thousand dollars?"
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"- Yeah. - That's right, I am."
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"- Hi, you guys. - Hey."
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"- What's in the bag? - You know how Emma started crawling?"
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"I realized that this place is very unsafe for a baby..."
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"...so I went to the store and I got some stuff to baby-proof the apartment."
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"Oh, God, baby-proofing."
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"Why is it such a big deal now? You know, when I was a kid, it was like:"
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""Whoops, Joey fell down the stairs.""
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"Or, "Whoops, Joey electrocuted himself again.""
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"Anyway, um, are you going to get a handyman to install this stuff?"
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"- No, I was just gonna do it myself. - Ha, ha."
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"- You're gonna do it'? - Yeah. Why?"
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"- You don't think a woman can do this? - Women can. You can't."
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"Monica, will you please tell Joey that he is a pig."
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"- You're a pig. And you can't do this. - What?"
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"What? Come on, I found the hardware store all by myself."
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"The hardware store's right down the street."
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