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Clips from The Simpsons - Wedding for Disaster (S20E20)

"(WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN PLAYING)"
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"(CRYING)"
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"I can't believe Homer left me at the altar."
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"Marge, have a shrimp puff."
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"Wipe your tears with a monogrammed napkin."
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"MARGE: Oh!"
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"I know it is hard,"
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"but smile for the cameraman from Gary's Magic Moments."
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"You have my deepest sympathy."
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"HOMER: What's going on? What's with all the darkness?"
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"Hello? Marge? Where am I?"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"What the... I'm chained up like a common bicycle!"
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"Who would do this to me?"
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"It would have to be someone who could afford a chain."
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"DEEP VOICE ON SPEAKER: You're going to be here awhile."
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"But I have to marry Marge!"
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"As of now, your pathetic little life means nothing!"
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"Just so you know, you're making a pretty bad first impression!"
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"It's all my fault."
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"Homer wanted to serve those little cocktail hotdogs."
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"But, no! I had to have spring rolls!"
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"I don't understand."
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"Dad would never miss an open bar with chicken wings."
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"Plus, he loves Mom and us, yadda-yadda-yadda."
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"Hey, I found something!"
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"(GASPS)"
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"He ruined the wedding, getting his revenge on us at last!"
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"Because he knows that if Mom and Dad don't get married, I'll never be born!"
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"I'm afraid I'm just Ms. Simpson now."
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"Interesting nuance."
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"I'd like to hear more about it but company policy forbids chitchat."
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"I miss you so much."
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"DEEP VOICE: To remove that chain, you need the key to the lock."
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"You idiot. How am I ever gonna find the key to the..."
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"(HOMER EX CLAIMS)"
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"To get the key, I have to lick through a lollipop?"
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"How awful!"
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"Oh! Whose side are you on?"
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"(LAUGHING EVILL Y)"
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"(LAUGHING EVILLY)"
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"Sideshow Bob, drop that knife and give back our dad!"
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"(EX CLAIMS IN CONFUSION)"
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"I'm working on a bust of Krusty and using this knife to aerate the clay."
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"But the monkey needs to keep his strength up."
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"We're gonna drop him out of a blimp tomorrow and see what happens."
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"(EX CLAIMS)"
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"Don't worry. Nothing's gonna happen to you, Mr. Teeny number seven."
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"Bob, did you take any breaks yesterday to kidnap our dad?"
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"Impossible. I was with Bob the whole day!"
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"Then we watched the deluxe DVD of The House of Sand and Fog."
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"At night, we slept in the same bed for warmth."
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"Then we woke up, had a little nosh, watched The House of Sand and Fog again,"
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"with commentary."
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"The director was an ass."
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"Fine. But how do you explain this?"
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"Nice of you to think of me. However, "SB" could be anyone."
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"Scott Baio, the Sultan of Brunei, the former Polish secret police,"
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"the Sluzba Bezpieczenstwa. Or..."
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"(SOBBING)"
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"(GROANING)"
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"Marge, I miss you!"
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"Wait till he finds out the key isn't the key, but just a hotter sauce."
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"(BOTH LAUGHING EVILLY)"
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"- Hmm? - Hmm?"
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"(BOTH LAUGHING EVILLY)"
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"I'm gonna say this for the last time."
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"Bart, if this is one of your pranks, very funny."
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"- Maybe we should let him out soon. - Not till Marge dumps him for good."
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"Hey, lame-o. Ready for some fun with fire ants?"
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"What's fun about fire ants? They're... Oh. You're being sarcastic."
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"Wow. You're the smartest guy in that room."
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"Just see that my fiancée, Marge, gets this, my wedding vows."
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""Marge, I hope this day is as perfect for you as the day we met was for me."
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""You always find the one grain of sugar in the saltshaker that is I."
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""With each marriage, I get a little better."
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""Maybe after a thousand, I'll be worthy of you.""
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"I miss you. I miss the kids. God help me, I even miss your sisters!"
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"(BOTH SOBBING)"
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"- Poor guy. - He loves her so much."
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"Excuse me."
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"Closed!"
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"You will have to shop at the Kwik-E-Mart across the street from me!"
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"You know, the much nicer, much newer one."
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"Good day to you!"
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"Mom! Mom! We know where Dad is."
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"- He's right here. - I'm not sure what happened."
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"I was kidnapped, then tortured, then I fell into a surprisingly sound sleep."
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"When I awoke, I felt refreshed."
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"and two sobbing trolls threw me out of a van onto our lawn."
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"I'm just happy you're back."
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"Now let's get that chain off you."
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"Won't it dry up in a few days and fall off in the bath?"
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"I've missed your nonsense."
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"(GARBAGE DISPOSAL GRINDING)"
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"Now there's no evidence to tie us to the kidnapping."
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"And we've got a one-year lease on that torture room."
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"So maybe we can put a tanning bed in there."
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"We know it was you, Selma Bouvier!"
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"(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)"
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"We don't want your cookies."
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"What she means is, we'll eat your cookies later."
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"If you don't want us to tell our mom what you did,"
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"you're gonna have to pay."
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"Ask her. She's the brains. I'm the thing that's not the brains."
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"And with the inking and application of this stamp, you are officially married. Next."
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"I'm sorry, honey."
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"I wanted so badly to give you a fancy wedding."
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"Homer, one thing I've learned is that"
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"you don't need a fancy wedding when you're marrying the man you love."
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"(CROWD CHEERING)"
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"(GASPS)"
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"Just what I always wanted!"
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"A rocket ship wedding cake! Just what I always wanted!"
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"We emptied our 401(k)s for this?"
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"Zoom. Zoom."
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"Oh! Blue roses!"
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