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Clips from The Simpsons - Wedding for Disaster (S20E20)

"(TIM MURMURING)"
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"Tea time."
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"- What's going on? - Helen, I was briefly uncertified."
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"That food might as well have been regurgitated by Satan himself."
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"(SINGING) Regurgitated by Satan He couldn't keep it down"
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"Old 666, he got sick, sick, sick And that's how volcanoes were born"
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"Due to a bureaucratic snafu,"
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"I wasn't an official minister when we laid your dear Estelle to rest."
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"So, she's still alive?"
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"Good. Because I left her ashes on the bus."
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"Mmm."
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"Maybe the next one!"
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"So I'm afraid I wasn't a minister when I blessed your tin roof shanty."
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"So that's why that ghost keeps a-comin' to the window."
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"- MAILMAN: Afternoon. - Fly away, ghostie!"
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"Go back to your haunted cornfield!"
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"Reverend Lovejoy, you deliver pizza now? We didn't order a pizza."
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"But you forgot the pizza anyway. Marge, the pizza place screwed up again!"
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"You remember when I remarried you two after Homer got that divorce?"
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"Like it was yesterday."
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"(HUMMING)"
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"Kirk and Luann split up."
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"So, Homer, fearing we would do the same, preemptively filed for divorce."
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"But then you re-married us and we were as solid as ever."
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"And I think Apu got lucky with my sister."
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"Well, I'm afraid that joyous occasion"
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"fell during a time when I wasn't actually a minister."
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"We don't need a piece of paper to keep it real."
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"- Who are you calling an old lady? - I need that paper quick!"
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"So, you and Mom aren't married? Does that mean I'm a bastard?"
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"You were born while they were married. So, legally, no."
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"But in the sense someone calls you one when they're angry, yes."
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"We'll just go to City Hall and get married there."
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"I think it's romantic."
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"You can pretend you're newlyweds starting a life together."
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"Yeah, instead of exhausted zombies running down the clock."
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"Why, you little bastard!"
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"That's the angry one."
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"(MUTTERING ANGRILY)"
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"MOE: Hmm."
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"(MURMURS SADLY)"
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"This isn't the most romantic place to get married."
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"Sweetie, any place I'm marrying you is the most romantic place in the world."
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"Watch your back! Half a corpse coming through!"
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"(SIGHING SADLY)"
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"Marge, this time I'm gonna give you the wedding you deserve."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's the line to get out."
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"(HOMER MURMURS SADLY)"
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"(HUMMING HAPPILY)"
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"MARGE: Ah!"
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"- Hello? - Hello. It's me, Lance Romance."
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"Your first mission is to look out the window."
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"(GIGGLING)"
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"Whatever you say, Lance."
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"Oh!"
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"(BARNEY GRUNTS)"
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"Whoa!"
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"BILL: This is Bill and Marty saying, '"Marge, go down to the basement. '""
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"(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING ON VIOLIN)"
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"Homer, what's going on? The violin, pants with a crease? Why?"
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"Marge, you deserve a wedding day that, unlike our children,"
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"was planned in advance."
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"So, will you marry me in style?"
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"Yes, Homer! Yes!"
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"Did you hear that, Santa? She said yes! Yes!"
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"Now back to your cold, airless tomb."
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"Oh! It's beautiful."
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"Marge, a woman only gets one chance at a second remarriage."
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"The choice is yours."
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"You can look like a fairy princess or a pig wrapped in rags."
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"- Uh... A princess? - Fine. We'll do it your way."
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"Well, the last time I checked, pirates weren't gay."
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"(GROANS IN DISGUST) How'd you check?"
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"Check out this rocket ship cake, Marge!"
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"That's for a child's birthday. We're going to get this one."
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"Maybe we could bury the rocket ship inside the cake."
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"And that would be a big surprise because I'd forget about it pretty quick."
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"No rockets! You can pick the frosting."
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"- Chocolate! - We'll take lemon."
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"Okay, I want white roses at the altar, red roses along the aisle,"
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"- and blue roses in the centerpieces. - There are no blue roses."
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"- I want to talk to Howard! - Howard died 10 years ago."
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"Well, did he take all the blue roses with him?"
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"My father was a lovely man."
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"All right, people, I want every table to have two baskets of bread"
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"but only one plate of butter."
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"That will stimulate conversation."
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"- What if we... - There is no "we" in wedding!"
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"But there is, Marge. The first two letters."
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"I can't believe you're ruining the second Thursday before the wedding!"
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"Homer!"
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"(GRUNTING ANGRILY)"
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"I can't believe you told Lenny and Carl they could bring dates."
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"'Cause they're not even coming to the wedding."
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"Why not?"
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"Because their RSVP cards arrived one day after the deadline!"
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"Marge, maybe you should take a break from wedding planning."
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"I think you're becoming a bridezilla!"
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"(GASPS) A combination of bride and Godzilla?"
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"How could you say that? More like you're a King Wrong!"
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"(BOTH GRUNTING)"
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"(GROWLING)"
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"(GROWLING)"
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"Mmm."
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"(HUMMING)"
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"No matter what I do, Marge yells at me."
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"If she's like this now, what will she be like after we get married?"
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"Oh!"
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"Okay! Okay! Everyone, back off! I want to see myself."
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"A pimple? Not on my day, you don't."
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"Okay, it's go time. Dim the lights."
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"Cue the band."
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"(BRIDAL CHORUS PLAYING)"
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"And release the groom!"
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"Homer, that's you!"
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"(GRUNTS ANGRILY)"
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"We are now 11 seconds behind schedule!"
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"Homie?"
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"(CRYING)"
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