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Clips from The Simpsons - You Only Move Twice (S08E08)

"We'll never sell this rotten dump."
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"Even if we sell the house, we still don't come close to paying off the mortgage."
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"[Both] Hey!"
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"Uh, Homer, uh, about those things you borrowed from me over the years-"
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"you know, the TV trays, the power sander..."
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"the downstairs bathtub-"
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"You gonna be needing those things in Cypress Creek?"
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"- Yes. - Oh. Uh-"
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"Okilly-dokilly!"
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"- See ya! - Good-bye!"
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"- Adios! - So long!"
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"- Fare thee well! - Arr! Bon voyage!"
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"- Toodle-oo! - Uh, so long!"
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"- Bye-bye! - Ta-ta!"
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"- Sayonara, dudes. - So long!"
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"- [Children] Bye-bye! - Bye-bye now."
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"- Bye! - Bye-bye!"
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"Ha-ha!"
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"I'm gonna miss Springfield."
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"This town's been awfully good to us."
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"It says here one of these giant redwood trees can provide..."
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"[All] Ooh!"
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"[All] Aah!"
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"[All] Oh!"
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"[Homer] Our new home."
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"[Knocking]"
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"Me! Try the papayas."
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"They're juicy and full of papain."
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"Makes you strong like Popeye. Popeye, papain."
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"Uh, forget it. How are you? I'm Hank Scorpio."
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"- Wow, my boss. - Don't call me that word."
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"Sure, I come later in the day, I get paid a lot more and I take longer vacations..."
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"but I don't like the word "boss." Look at my feet."
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"- Okay. - You like those moccasins?"
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"Look in your closet. There's a pair for you. Don't like 'em? Then neither do I!"
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"Mr. Scorpio, this house is almost too good for us."
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"I keep expecting to get the bum's rush."
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"We don't have bums. If we did, they wouldn't rush. They'd be allowed to go at their own pace."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm in the middle of a fun run!"
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"- [Buzzing] - Okay, the oven is cleaning itself..."
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"- the auto-vac's on dirt patrol- - [Beeping]"
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"[Electric Motor Humming]"
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"I can't believe it."
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"Well, better go upstairs and make sure the beds are still made."
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"[Tires Squealing]"
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"Don't call me Mr. Scorpion. It's Mr. Scorpio, but don't call me that either."
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"Call me Hank. Uh, say, before we continue our tour..."
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"would you mind hanging my coat up on the wall, please?"
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"Mm-hmm. Um, uh, let's see."
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"- Matter of fact, I didn't even give you my coat. - Hmm?"
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"[Chuckles] Don't do that. My butt is for sitting, not for kissing."
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"- I bet people laughed at you when you told 'em that dream. - Yeah."
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"I was the first wealthy man in America to ever do that. Now they all do it!"
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"Now, Homer, these gentlemen here will be your eyes and your ears..."
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"and should the need arise, they'll fill in for any other part of your body."
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"Give 'em the benefit of your years of experience."
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"That's gonna show you what trust is all about. Ready?"
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"- All right. - Three, two-"
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"- D'oh! - Oh, my God! A guy's on the floor!"
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"Yes? What happened? When did that happen? How much of it?"
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"I'm gonna leave everything to you. We're on a tight schedule."
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"You keep them motivated."
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"- Are you guys working? - Yes, sir, Mr. Simpson."
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"Sure thing, boss."
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"Hey, call me Homer."
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"[Children Chattering]"
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"[Making Fart Noises]"
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"You got a fresh sound."
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"It'll play well at this school."
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"Hey, Bart, do you have a best friend yet?"
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"'Cause I've been looking for someone to boss me around."
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"[Chuckles] Grammar, that is."
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"Uh, everybody write down this sentence and circle the nouns."
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"Bart, as the newest addition to our menagerie, you have the honors."
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"Um, uh-"
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"Well, start by readin' the sentence."
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""Two... wentam and jolly were"-"
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"[Mumbles]"
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"[Makes Fart Noise]"
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"Uh, well, I know hell and damn and bit-"
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"Cursive handwriting. Script."
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"Do you know the multiplication tables? Long division?"
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"- I know of them. - Hmm."
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"Guess I can't complain."
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"So, what are you in for?"
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"I moved here from Canada, and they think I'm slow, eh?"
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"I start fires."
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"Okay. Now, everyone take out your safety pencil and a circle of paper."
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"This week I hope we can finish our work on the letter "A.""
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"Let me get this straight. We're behind the rest of our class..."
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"and we're going to catch up to them by going slower than they are?"
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"- Cuckoo! - [All] Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!"
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"Stop it! Stop it! Warren! Melvin! Gary! Dot! Gordy!"
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"Look, lady, I'm supposed to be in the fourth grade."
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"Sounds to me like someone's got a case of the "s'pose'das.""
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"[Groans]"
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"Wildflowers! We don't have you in Springfield."
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"Hello, Mr. Chipmunk. You're a northern reticulated chipmunk."
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"Yes, you are. You are so reticulated."
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"You're out kind of early. ## [Singing]"
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"and it's all because of my motivational techniques..."
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"I knew you'd do well, Homer."
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"Sports collectibles! Wow, a baseball made out of Secretariat!"
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"[Gasps] Tom Landry's hat! And it's autographed!"
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"- Why don't you buy it? - I can't buy that."
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"Only management-type guys with big salaries like me can afford things like that."
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"The Lord gave us the atoms, and it's up to us to make 'em dance."
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"Hey, ifTom Landry's hat doesn't motivate you..."
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"We've been pushing ourselves real hard to get the reactor online."
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"Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks."
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"Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks!"
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"- Oh, the hammock district. - That's right."
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"Ready for the linkup, Mr. Scorpio."
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"Homer, one second. I gotta take care of this."
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"This is Scorpio. I have the doomsday device."
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"You have 72 hours to deliver the gold..."
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"And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this."
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"You always say that. I want to take a chance."
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"Collapsed on its own? You, sh-"
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"You have 72 hours. See ya."
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