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Clips from Family Guy - Peter's Progress (S07E07)

"And so Griffin Peterson and Lady Redbush were happily reunited."
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"Sire, Lady Redbush has been gone these six months."
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"Well, I mean, sometimes, I mean,"
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"There was a peaceful town called Quahog"
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"A pack of murderers and thieves"
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"Here I am, sir. Yes, sir. Right indeed. Here indeed. Yes, I am, sir!"
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"I want you to turn this settlement upside down"
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"Yes, some bad sausages did I eat, indeed, sir."
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"Wait, wait! There's got to be a better way to settle this!"
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"We first present King Stewart of England with some observational humor."
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"from whom she'd been divorced for several years."
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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"He's a family guy"
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"Please leave a message at the beep."
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"You know, you're gonna be fucking dead in five seconds"
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"With Griffin Peterson exiled to the New World"
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"We'll have a happy new life, and we'll have equal rights for all."
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"required by 18th century society."
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"Go ahead and kill him, Griffin! You kill him and I'll kill her!"
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"Go ahead. You kill him, I'll kill her!"
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"I don't think there's anything in that black bag for me."
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"And soon he found himself a hearty new wife."
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"No, not really. I've been saving myself for marriage."
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"Break!"
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"And from then on, Lady Redbush and Griffin Peterson lived"
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"That's it. Now stay tuned for an all-new Crossarmed Opposites."
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"Lucky there's a man who positively can do"
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"We're right in the middle of our show, okay?"
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"Laugh and cry"
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"- Well, that's Quagmire. - And you know what else?"
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"Now I'll never end up in a fancy pie!"
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"Well, I'm one of the few guys in this town"
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"Oh, Yeah? Where are you going for your honeymoon?"
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"Well, my lord, we've discussed this."
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"We're out here on stage tonight to do a show for you"
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"Lucky there's a family guy"
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"We'll hitch a ride on one of the slave ships tomorrow night"
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"who isn't dying a slow, painful diarrhea death."
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"Clap your hands, everybody And everybody clap your hands"
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"And I want to be there when you die giving birth to it."
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"and Griffin and Lady Redbush continued to flourish happily in the colony of Quahog,"
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"I'm sorry, Lady Redbush, but he is your husband."
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"- Oh, Griffin, I love you. - And I you."
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"Hey, Peterson."
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"But how could you not be aware of this? Don't you share a bedchamber with her?"
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"and Lady Redbush believing he was dead,"
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"- This is funny. - Unbelievable."
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"- Who are you? - I'm King Stewart."
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"pass the time on the ship to the New World."
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"Both of us."
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"Like swarms of locusts they descended"
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"Well, what are you gonna do about him?"
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"Oh, I didn't vote for him!"
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"So what'd you do to get exiled?"
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"was a thriving New World settlement bustling with life."
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"- No, he's not. - What?"
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"Then all at once the trouble started"
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"Nice to meet you all."
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"Yes! Yes, this is so awesome! Damn it!"
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"I'm getting something. I see you in London."
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"Yes, that's a very smart joke. Isn't that right, comedy professors?"
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"Peterson, what are you doing here?"
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"Good Lord! Who is that?"
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"- Make me laugh! - Hey, look. Keys."
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"Why is he such a jerk to everybody?"
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"And King Stewart's cruelty was only just beginning."
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"Lady Redbush, I wish I was here on a happier errand,"
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"Maybe. Tonight might work. Yeah..."
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"Griffin Peterson and the other colonists"
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"And I said, "Frieda, you've spelled Tom's name wrong."
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"All right, Peterson, two things are gonna happen here."
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"No, it's just... No. Somebody's making a joke. Forget it."
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""Hear ye. Hear ye. This talent competition"
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"On which we used to rely?"
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"Griffin! It's so good to see you."
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"Their aim to make the town folk flee"
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"I declare this land Quahog!"
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"at 555-0122."
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"Alan, it's me again."
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"What do you say, Joe? You want your past life read? It'll be fun."
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"Now, wait a second, Cool Runnings."
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"- What's that? - Will you marry me?"
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"and I thought I'd come by and ask you a little question."
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"Hey, coachman, let's drive on the left side of the road and see if that catches on."
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"But never mind that! You're going into exile, Peterson!"
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"Your majesty, this is a real honor. Carter Redbush. Very glad to meet you."
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"I slept with an underage virgin to cure my puff penis."
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"And I mean white-white. So no Italians, no Polish."
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"How's your stewed fox quail, my dear?"
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"Isn't the turtled hen good?"
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"worked day and night to build their new settlement."
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"It didn't take long before Quahog"
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"And sure enough, I'd missed another spot."
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"Months rolled by,"
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"If you want to leave with your pal in one piece,"
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"I didn't know we could rip off movies!"
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"We got Peterson on the violin And Quagmire and Joe will be joining in"
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"Hello, Alan Rickman. It's Alan Rickman"
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"It seems today that all you see"
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"Of course, Griffin had to go through the complex, extensive divorce procedure"
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"- I suggest you throw down your weapons! - Ah!"
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"All the things that make us"
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"English - US - SDH"
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"Hello. You've reached Alan Rickman"
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"But in another part of London,"
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"reminding you to move the pork chops from the freezer to the refrigerator"
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"Hey there"
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"We are the Quahog colonists and Mort the Jew"
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"so they defrost properly. Do not disappoint me."
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