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Clips from Family Guy - Peter's Progress (S07E07)

"You know, you look really weird from the side."
Family Guy
"Well, that's something we didn't really think out too well when we started."
Family Guy
"I'm shipping you out on the first boat to the New World!"
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"But I'm supposed to get married today."
Family Guy
"Maybe he changed his mind. Maybe he's not coming."
Family Guy
"Oh! Come on now. There, feel better after I just said that?"
Family Guy
"I hate this! I... I... I hate my life!"
Family Guy
"- The king! - The king is here!"
Family Guy
"Hello. Harry MacAfee."
Family Guy
"As a citizen, I'm proud to have you reign over me"
Family Guy
"Now that some time has passed, do you want to go out?"
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"King Stewart was now free to marry her."
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"The bride and groom have written their own vows."
Family Guy
"Right now. You have a time slot. Go there."
Family Guy
"Maybe finish this candy bar before you open another one!"
Family Guy
"Well, at least it wasn't one of those promos where they've got the whole cast"
Family Guy
"Oh, oh, look! There we go! Oh! Look at them jostling each other around!"
Family Guy
"Oh! They give each other a hard time, but they're friends."
Family Guy
"Aw, crap! A splinter. Well, it's been nice knowing you guys."
Family Guy
"of the Wife of Bath. What'd you do?"
Family Guy
"Hey, fellows. You want to join me in a game of mumble peg?"
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"- Oh, no, thanks. - Fine. I'll play by myself."
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"One, nothing!"
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"Eventually, after many months at sea,"
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"Griffin Peterson and his shipmates finally reached the New World."
Family Guy
"Except blacks, Asians, Hispanics, Jews, gays, women, Muslims..."
Family Guy
"Um... Everybody who's not a white man."
Family Guy
"Just people from Ireland, England and Scotland."
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"America."
Family Guy
"It's quite good. I'm also enjoying the turtled hen."
Family Guy
"So, listen, you and I need to have a conversation"
Family Guy
"about you not bearing me a son."
Family Guy
"We have to have sex in order for me to bear you a son."
Family Guy
"And I think... I think I wanted to the other day but I couldn't find you."
Family Guy
"Oh, no! I got that thing in the morning! How about tomorrow at 4:00?"
Family Guy
"You know, I got to say I'm a little mad at you for not being more available."
Family Guy
"Until finally, after much hard work, the colony of Quahog was complete."
Family Guy
"Boy, everything's shaping up real nice!"
Family Guy
"Yeah, and we finally finished the town abortion clinic."
Family Guy
"Time had helped Griffin forget Lady Redbush."
Family Guy
"Boy, that was fantastic! You must have had a lot of practice."
Family Guy
"We should probably open up some windows."
Family Guy
"I don't know what to do, jester. I can't be married to the king anymore."
Family Guy
"My heart still belongs to Griffin Peterson, but he's dead."
Family Guy
"I was ordered to keep silent by the king under threat of execution."
Family Guy
"But you're gonna see this anyway."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! He's alive. Jester, I've got to get to him."
Family Guy
"I'll help you, but only if I can go with you."
Family Guy
"If I stay here, the king will execute me for telling you all this."
Family Guy
"He's a real fit head."
Family Guy
"Well, okay. But how are we gonna get there?"
Family Guy
"to the New World to find her beloved,"
Family Guy
"and the timing was good because his new wife was a pain in him ass."
Family Guy
"And then I finished scrubbing the kettle, but then I saw that I had missed a spot."
Family Guy
"And, oh, I was so worried that the whole thing wasn't clean enough,"
Family Guy
"And there was a clump of cornmeal under the rim from when I made breakfast."
Family Guy
"- Griffin! - Lady Redbush!"
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"Gone? What do you mean she's gone?"
Family Guy
"- Six months? - Yes. Forgive me, sire."
Family Guy
"we sleep... We... We... We go to different..."
Family Guy
"We go to bed at different times."
Family Guy
"We've both been so busy it's been ridiculous."
Family Guy
"- Well, then I guess we've got to go get her. - Yeah. All right."
Family Guy
"completely unaware that King Stewart was on the march."
Family Guy
"Where people lived in harmony"
Family Guy
"They never had no kind of trouble"
Family Guy
"There was no hint of misery"
Family Guy
"That fat bastard thinks he can steal my bride and get away with it?"
Family Guy
"I wouldn't bet a corn farthing on him escaping."
Family Guy
"No, I wouldn't. Not a corn farthing would I bet. No, sir."
Family Guy
"- What's wrong with you? - A little wrong in the head, I am,"
Family Guy
"from eating some bad sausages."
Family Guy
"And all those months I was sailing for the New World,"
Family Guy
"I saw your face in every slave's stomach."
Family Guy
"I found him, Your Majesty. Indeed, yes, I did found him, did I."
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"- Indeed, yes, sir. I did. - Yeah, okay, okay. Whatever."
Family Guy
"All right. All right, Mr. King, sir. You win."
Family Guy
"Let me just walk over here and get your things for you..."
Family Guy
"All right, Your Majesty."
Family Guy
"Knock yourself out. You kill her, I'll kill him."
Family Guy
"This is me laughing. You kill him, I'll kill her!"
Family Guy
""will decide rightful possession of the good Lady Redbush"
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""and control of the colony of Quahog. ""
Family Guy
"Hi there, everybody. You know, my Aunt Frieda was a real card."
Family Guy
"She always had the most wonderful spirit, even when her mind started to go."
Family Guy
"What the fuck?"
Family Guy
"I remember once she wrote a letter to my Uncle Tom,"
Family Guy
"And in the letter, she misspelled his name T-O-M-M."
Family Guy
"This is my bit. These are all my bits."
Family Guy
"And I said, "Frieda, you've spelled Tom's name wrong."
Family Guy
"We got stumpy Seamus on the lead guitar And he's gonna give you a great big..."
Family Guy
"Oh, God, they put so much work into theirs!"
Family Guy
"in peace and happiness."
Family Guy
"Let's grow old into our 30s together."
Family Guy
"I want to have a baby with you."
Family Guy
"And so ends the tale of Griffin Peterson and the founding of Quahog."
Family Guy
"Well, what a bunch of delightfully colorful characters! So, is that it?"
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"- This guy. - No, this guy."
Family Guy
"at 555-0122."
Family Guy
"It's another pleasant day for me, Peter the Strawberry."
Family Guy
"I welcome your arrival, 'cause we're all part of the same garden."
Family Guy
"Oh, my! You were a very important man."
Family Guy
"No, that is a myth. Peter, you were the founder of Quahog."
Family Guy
"Knock-knock. Lady Redbush?"
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"- Did you do it? - I did it!"
Family Guy
"there was a man who was not in such good spirits."
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"The King of England, Stewart the Third."
Family Guy
"Where's my troupe of actors?"
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"- You told her I told you I kissed her? - Dude, you broke the bro code."
Family Guy
"Well, you know, I don't really tell jokes. I like to tell stories from my life"
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"And then she'll be all mine!"
Family Guy
"- Now give me one little touch. - No!"
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"You and I are like two..."
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"Meanwhile, Griffin Peterson and the other exiles"
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"We're gonna build a new settlement."
Family Guy
"So, you know, it's, like, both of us and our schedules, you know?"
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"And so Lady Redbush sailed off"
Family Guy
"so I went back and started washing it again."
Family Guy
"Shut up, Meg! I pray thee, shut up."
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