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Clips from Family Guy - Peter's Progress (S07E07)

"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"Hey, where's Cleveland?"
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"Doesn't he have a relative in town or something?"
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"I don't know, but I ordered him a beer, and now it's just sitting there"
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"Hey, y'all. I want you to meet my cousin from Jamaica, Madame Claude."
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"You sound like the crab from Little Mermaid."
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"I had crabs once. It's awful. You got to buy that cream that comes with a little comb."
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"Hey, Mr. Worm."
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"He was my neighbor and he violated me."
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"Okay. I'm seeing something. Joe, you were an octopus."
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"Oh! That's so cool! That's so cool! Do me next."
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"Giggity!"
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"It is a crisp, clear spring morning,"
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"and Griffin Peterson is riding to the home of his beloved."
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"Well done. Indeed."
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"I'm so horny. Kiss my hand. What are you doing here?"
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"Whoa, you're right! I guess I did break the bro code."
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"Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... What is this?"
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"Are you sure you want to delete this program?"
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"Yes."
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"and let the humor just flow organically from everyday situations."
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"Yeah, my aunt Frieda was a real card. She always had the most wonderful spirit,"
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"And in the letter, she misspelled his name T-O-M-M."
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"if Aunt Frieda doesn't throw a pie at somebody!"
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"I mean, part of that is you sort of have to know my..."
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"That's so satirical! What social commentary!"
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"That's Lady Redbush and her husband-to-be, Griffin Peterson."
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"That piece of ass is marrying that tall glass of poop juice?"
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"Well, not if I have anything to say about it."
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"A woman of that caliber should be married to a king."
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"I'm the king, jester. I'm going to have him exiled to the farthest corner of the world."
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"Because he has a very, very small penis. I've seen it, actually,"
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"You know, it's just medically fascinating."
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"I kind of want to see it."
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"Yeah, it's like that one grape in the bunch that never got to be a grape."
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"Remember, he's tubby. It takes him a while to move around."
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"and I'm on my way to marry the woman I love."
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"- That medium-sized hill. - Wrong! Seize him!"
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"and the MacAfee Fertilizer Company."
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"but I'm afraid I must inform you that Griffin Peterson is dead."
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"Our love is like two figs hanging from a fig tree cradled by Cupid's own hand."
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"Oh, uh, I'm sorry. Is my wedding interrupting your, your promotion?"
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"shoving each other playfully like they're all good pals."
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"Is that a real show?"
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"I got caught pleasuring myself to a painstakingly etched engraving"
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"This place is nothing but a wilderness! What are we gonna do?"
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"But only certain parts of Scotland and Ireland. Just full-blooded whites."
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"No, you know what? Not even whites. Nobody gets any rights."
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"Oh, I know. I've just been so tired, and I've had so much work."
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"Well, why don't we do it tonight?"
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"You know I'm with my mother tomorrow at 4:00."
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"Darn it! I'm gonna be so horny tomorrow at 4:00."
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"We can have sex right now on the table."
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey. We eat here."
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"after an all-new Shovin'Buddies."
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"Followed by an all-new Slowly Rotating Black Man."
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"I thought she was taking a class or something."
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"Oh, man! That sucks because I'm so horny."
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"Damn it! Oh... I wanted to do sex to her tonight."
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"They've got to be here somewhere. Where's my first lieutenant?"
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"until you find Lady Redbush and Griffin Peterson!"
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"Yes, I did. Some bad sausages ate I."
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"Oh, Griffin, this time together has been the happiest of my life."
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"Me, too, Lady Redbush. All those months I was without you"
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"I never stopped seeing your face in the back of my wife's head."
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"- Tell me we'll be together forever. - We will."
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"I'm gonna take my wife back, and then I'm gonna kill you!"
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"Go ahead! You kill her, I'll kill him!"
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"This is me before Ultra Slim-Fast. You kill her, I'll kill him!"
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"- Talent show? - Talent show."
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""You need to take out one of the'M's. " And she said, "Which one?""
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"- No, this guy. - No, this guy."
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"looking lonelier than Alan Rickman's answering machine."
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"Hello. You've reached Alan Rickman"
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"Please leave a message at the beep."
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"Remember that turtle joke for the party."
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"Of course I can still use the comb."
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"Madame Claude is psychic. She can tell you what you were in a past life."
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"I already know what I was. A strawberry."
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"Wait. What are you... Wait, hey."
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"Hey, get out of here! Hey!"
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"Sure. Why not?"
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"Okay, dear. Close your eyes and clear your mind."
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"I think it's the 1800s. Oh, my! You were Jack the Ripper!"
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"- What about Peter? - Yeah, Peter next!"
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"You're wrong, Peter. Let us begin."
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"You were Griffin Peterson, the founder of the city of Quahog."
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"We learned in school that Miles "Chatterbox" Musket"
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"founded Quahog after he was saved by the magic clam."
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"I see... I see England a long time ago."
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"Shouldn't you be down at your job making oblong bricks out of manure and straw?"
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"No, we're off. It's Martin Luther Day."
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"- Now, what do you want? - I want to marry your daughter,"
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"and I'm here to ask for your blessing."
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"What could you possibly have to offer my daughter?"
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"All right, come on in."
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"I was just walking off the rotted goose anus I had for breakfast,"
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"Oh, my God, yes!"
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"Yes, I will, Griffin! Oh, I thought you'd never ask."
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"I'm so bored. I wish to be entertained."
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"Presenting the cast of How I Met Your Mother!"
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"That's not against the bro code."
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"Yes, it is. Article 15 B. That's the heart of the bro code, man."
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"Are these jokes? Do people in other castles think this is funny?"
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"Well, yeah. We get a pretty sizeable chunk of princes 18 to 34."
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"I think I'd like to delete this from my TiVo."
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"Bring me my mid-season replacement fool!"
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"- Hi there. - I want to hear some jokes, fool!"
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"even when her mind started to go."
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"I remember once she wrote a letter to my Uncle Tom,"
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"from whom she'd been divorced for several years."
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""You need to take out one of the'M's. " And she said, "Which one?""
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"Well, now I'm in a wonderful humor. I wish to go for a walk into town."
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"and it's, like, you don't even want to make fun of it."
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"- I wonder what's keeping Griffin? - I'm sure he'll be along, sweetie."
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"- I hope he didn't get diarrhea and die. - Can I feel those boobs?"
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"- No! Daddy! What are you? Sick? - Hey, it's a different time!"
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"What a wonderfully exciting day! I'm young, I'm all dressed up,"
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"And there's 290 years separating me from the films of Kevin Smith."
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"- Don't you recognize me from the coins? - Oh, yeah. The ones with your profile."
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