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Clips from The Office (2005) - Todd Packer (S07E07)

"Please make sure nobody is humping me."
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"If you're going back to the annex,"
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"They need to start farming soon."
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"Thanks."
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"Best day ever. Best day ever."
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"So much is happening."
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"Question. Should I get stripes shaved into the side of my head?"
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"No. No."
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"Did Todd tell you to do that? Yes."
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"You love him. I can tell."
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"I love you. No, no, not me."
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"He's certainly opinionated."
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"If you're not gonna take the ants over,"
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"I should probably just do it myself. I'm going."
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"I don't think he's funnier than me."
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"He's funnier than me."
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"He's not funny at all."
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"So I'm less funny than not funny at all?"
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"Hey, oh-oh, I think the ants are starting to eat each other."
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"Okay, Bill Cosby, Steve Martin,"
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"Charlie Bit My Finger,"
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"Michael Scott, then all the way down here,"
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"Todd Packer."
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"That's insane."
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"Honey, he's a jerk."
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"So you two are married now, right?"
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"I made you some hot chocolate."
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"Why?"
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"show you I'm cool."
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"You're the new guy. It's cold out. I made too much."
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"That's a lot of reasons."
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"The only hot chocolate I'm into is Vivica A. Fox."
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"Can I talk to you for a second?"
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"So this hot chocolate thing with Packer..."
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"It isn't poison. It's a laxative."
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"People take laxatives all the time."
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"This is just a lot more of a laxative. Let me handle it."
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"I really think we should join forces on this one."
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"Really? What do we think?"
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"I know. Here we go."
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"Pepto-Bismol in his hot chocolate."
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"with the hot chocolate stuff."
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"Okay."
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"I was thinking maybe we could jam his drawers"
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"so they only come out two inches."
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"but you can't get at it."
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"Does Edgar Allan Poe know about that one? So sinister."
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"That wouldn't annoy a person at all."
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"Okay. All right, well, this isn't my best, but call Froggy 101,"
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"and we're giving away free tickets."
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"We give them a number to call for the tickets, and it's his number."
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"He... It's a crime-fighting beaver."
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"Okay."
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"Yeah. Write up your list of 100, edit it down to your top 40,"
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"and I'll read it over."
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"I don't know if there's really a private place in this office."
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"and I signed us up for three mods."
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"A mod is five minutes, and it started two minutes ago, so..."
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"Well, what I was supposed to do, let you walk all over me?"
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"You humiliated me in front of everybody."
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"It's just... I can't do anything about it."
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"Well, I mean, it's pretty broken already."
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"Well, if it breaks all the way,"
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"I can get you a new one."
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"Hey, cats, we got a jam session in mods six, nine and 12."
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"Yeah, I couldn't cut it down."
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"So good. "Number three, eat a frog." That sounds promising."
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""Number four, eat a dog.""
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"One thirty-five. Did you like one thirty-five?"
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"I just had a couple of notes. Let me grab a pen and..."
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"Damn it."
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"Allow all cookies? Why, soitenly."
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"Bit torrent streaming from a Somalian music website?"
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"Yeah, why not?"
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"Because I hate your broke ass."
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"And you made Hank smile."
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"That doesn't happen often. You're very charming."
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"You know what? That is something that you should take upstairs"
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"and use on the people that really matter."
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"Holly said that? Yeah."
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"I guess you said something weird about your daughter."
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"She asked me, Michael. It would have been rude not to answer."
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"You've been on the road a long time."
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"And now you have to be an indoor cat,"
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"Michael, can I open the kimono with you?"
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"I've been on the road too long."
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"But I want to connect with my daughter."
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"And it's not right to call her a bitch in front of strangers."
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"No, it isn't."
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"Yeah, a little bit."
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"Don't give up on me."
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"I won't."
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"Okay. Everybody? I need you to see this,"
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"that you underestimated who will surprise you."
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"Todd Packer is going to apologize."
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"Kevin, front and center. Come here."
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"I got a lot of numbers here to put together."
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"Kevin, we know that you are just trying to save face."
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"We know that you are hurt and embarrassed."
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"That's silly."
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"I should be apologizing to Packer,"
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"'cause everybody knows that I can dish it as good as I can take it."
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"That doesn't make any sense."
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"You ready for this? Are you ready for this? Mmm-hmm."
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"Well, like I said, I wasn't offended,"
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"but I'll stand here for the big show."
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"Kevin, do you accept the apology?"
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"Okay, go back to the annex."
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"This is textbook. It's so un-cool."
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"Ryan does this to me all the time,"
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"Don't do it, Kevin."
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"Sometimes you overreact."
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"Michael, how is this supposed to work?"
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"and then he's just gonna make half-ass apologies,"
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"and we're back to square one."
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"Okay. You want an apology? Here goes."
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"Kevin, I am so sorry."
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"You are skinny, and you're a genius."
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"Okay. That... That was maybe too much."
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"Packer is a survivor of divorce, Stanley."
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