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Clips from Family Guy - Back to the Woods (S06E06)

"You think you could helpout my friend Meg here?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, I think I couldgive her a... hand."
Family Guy
"Now close your eyes, Meg,"
Family Guy
"and let Mr. Pukeyhelp you out."
Family Guy
"When did ReeseWitherspoon get here?"
Family Guy
"Mr. Woods, how do I geta girl to like me?"
Family Guy
"Oh, Chris,I'm your father."
Family Guy
"Call me Dad."
Family Guy
"Um, okay... Dad."
Family Guy
"Well, there's a numberof ways, Chris."
Family Guy
"Uh, for example, uh,Kate Moss and I"
Family Guy
"had the same coke supplier,"
Family Guy
"and he threwa punch social one day"
Family Guy
"and we both happenedto be there."
Family Guy
"we're both inthe back room, slam-bang."
Family Guy
"I went bareback."
Family Guy
"Wow, she soundslike assla act."
Family Guy
"Oh, not at all, Chris.No, not at all."
Family Guy
"Thanks, Dad.I feel better."
Family Guy
"Off I go on my merry way"
Family Guy
"Life is greatand I'm happy with my dad."
Family Guy
"What am I gonna do, Brian?"
Family Guy
"James Woods has takenmy life and my family."
Family Guy
"I know, Peter,but identity theft"
Family Guy
"is one of the hardestthings to fight."
Family Guy
"How you gonnahandle it?"
Family Guy
"I don't know, Brian."
Family Guy
"All I know is,I sure do miss Lois."
Family Guy
"And I think I just got an idea."
Family Guy
"A much better idea than whenI did magic for the blind."
Family Guy
"Is this your card?"
Family Guy
"I don't know."
Family Guy
"Was it a red card?"
Family Guy
"I don't knowwhat red is."
Family Guy
"You know what'samazing, Lois?"
Family Guy
"A week from tomorrow, it'll be 20 yearswe've been married."
Family Guy
"I married Peter Griffin,you lunatic!"
Family Guy
"Hi, everyone. Sorry I'm late."
Family Guy
"I brought friend homefor dinner."
Family Guy
"This is Scooter."
Family Guy
"Uh... hello, Scooter."
Family Guy
"Hey, everybody."
Family Guy
"Sure is swell of youto have me over."
Family Guy
"What's for eats, Mrs. G?"
Family Guy
"Uh, meat loaf, Pe...I mean, Scooter."
Family Guy
"I hope you like it."
Family Guy
"Scooter, how come we'venever met you before?"
Family Guy
"Shut up, Meg."
Family Guy
"You know, Scooter,"
Family Guy
"we don't allow hatsat the dinner table."
Family Guy
"Aha! I shouldhave known!"
Family Guy
"you son of a bitch."
Family Guy
"Well, that's it, Brian."
Family Guy
"I guess he's won."
Family Guy
"I guess he'sPeter Griffin now."
Family Guy
"If he's Peter Griffin,"
Family Guy
"then that means youcan be James Woods."
Family Guy
"That's a great idea, Brian."
Family Guy
"If I was a famous movie star,I wouldn't even want my family."
Family Guy
"No, no, Peter,I'm saying"
Family Guy
"you can do to himwhat he did to you."
Family Guy
"You can ruin him."
Family Guy
"I'll do it, I'll be James Woods."
Family Guy
"And I'll stick to that story,even if nobody believes it."
Family Guy
"I'll tell you what nobodybelieves in: ghosts."
Family Guy
"Where did Robinson Crusoe go"
Family Guy
"With Fridayon Saturday night?"
Family Guy
"Damn.Play me off, Johnny."
Family Guy
"You're probably wonderin'why he's in hell."
Family Guy
"Johnny liked little boys."
Family Guy
"The question is, Brian,"
Family Guy
"how am I gonna make peoplethink I'm James Woods?"
Family Guy
"The same wayhe did, Peter."
Family Guy
"Identity theftworks both ways."
Family Guy
"The first thing we're gonna dois get you a perfect fake I.D."
Family Guy
"I know a guy who does good work."
Family Guy
"You took a big riskcoming here, man."
Family Guy
"James Woods could beback any minute."
Family Guy
"I know. How fastcan you do it?"
Family Guy
"As fast as Spider-Manwhen he gets laid."
Family Guy
"Oh, God, I'm so sorry."
Family Guy
"That's never happenedto me before."
Family Guy
"It's just... you'reso attractive and it's been a while."
Family Guy
"You know, some people saythat's good for your hair."
Family Guy
"Welcome back to the, uh,program, ladies and gentlemen."
Family Guy
"Wait a minute,you're not James Woods."
Family Guy
"Oh, I believe I am."
Family Guy
"Driver's license,"
Family Guy
"What the hellis he doing?"
Family Guy
"Wow, I guess youare James Woods."
Family Guy
"So, uh, now, let meunderstand this,"
Family Guy
"what are you hereto promote, James?"
Family Guy
"Well, Dave, I havea hilarious new movie"
Family Guy
"It's all about 9-11."
Family Guy
"he movie's called September 11, 2000-Fun."
Family Guy
"No! No, no, no, no, no!"
Family Guy
"James, that sounds unbelievablyoffensive to Americans."
Family Guy
"Well, you haven't heardwhat the movie's about."
Family Guy
"I play a window washerwho has just finished washing"
Family Guy
"the last windowof the World Trade Center."
Family Guy
"And then I turn around to getoff the scaffold,"
Family Guy
"and what do you thinkI see coming?"
Family Guy
"A plane."
Family Guy
"And I go "Come on!""
Family Guy
"You know, it-it's real,real old style comedy."
Family Guy
"You know, it-it's like,it's like two pies in the face,"
Family Guy
"and one in a fieldin Pennsylvania."
Family Guy
"James, I don't want to hearanymore about this."
Family Guy
"And the voice of theplane is David Spade."
Family Guy
"What?!"
Family Guy
"I would never workwith David Spade!"
Family Guy
"That dwarf!"
Family Guy
"That skinny chicken!"
Family Guy
"Well, Brian, it's beena productive week."
Family Guy
"I think I've successfully"
Family Guy
"destroyed JamesWoods' reputation."
Family Guy
"Here it is."
Family Guy
"who almost overnight has gone"
Family Guy
"from America's most beloved celebrity"
Family Guy
"to America's most hated pariah."
Family Guy
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