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Clips from Family Guy - Back to the Woods (S06E06)

"Social Security card, passport,title to the house."
Family Guy
"This puts me in a tough spot."
Family Guy
"Joe, you can't possiblybelieve this."
Family Guy
"I know, Lois, but this manhas all the paperwork."
Family Guy
"Oh, come on,this is identity theft."
Family Guy
"I hate to have to do this,"
Family Guy
"but I'm afraid legallyI have no choice."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna have to ask youto leave, sir."
Family Guy
"Clam later?We'll hoist a few?"
Family Guy
"Sure, Peter.Joe!"
Family Guy
"Those are my clothes."
Family Guy
"Oh, come on.You heard him, fella."
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"You don't all weara poop sack?"
Family Guy
"Damn it, Bonnie!"
Family Guy
"You lied to meabout the poop sack!"
Family Guy
"Hello, family."
Family Guy
"Hello, honey."
Family Guy
"Oh, schnoopy..."
Family Guy
"Stop calling me that."
Family Guy
"I don't care whatthe law says,"
Family Guy
"you're not Peter Griffin,you're James Woods."
Family Guy
"I should've warned you,"
Family Guy
"I want Dad back.I don't."
Family Guy
"Having a celebrity dadis a real thrill."
Family Guy
"Not like the fake thrill"
Family Guy
"of running into yourex-girlfriend on the street."
Family Guy
"Rob?"
Family Guy
"Hey!"
Family Guy
"Hey!How are you?"
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, your dog?"
Family Guy
"Gave him away!"
Family Guy
"Yeah, he is."
Family Guy
"Ah, met his parentsand they're sweet."
Family Guy
"Just older Daves, huh?"
Family Guy
"You won't get awaywith this, Woods."
Family Guy
"You know, you're not supposedto be in the house, Brian."
Family Guy
"You're more ofan outdoor dog."
Family Guy
"This is so humiliating."
Family Guy
"For God's sake, I went to Brown"
Family Guy
"and he's got me out heretied to a post like some kind..."
Family Guy
"What the hell?"
Family Guy
"This rope was a lot longer, andnow it's somehow gotten shorter."
Family Guy
"What sort of black magicis this?"
Family Guy
"Brian, guess what?"
Family Guy
"I gave James Woodsyour novel to read,"
Family Guy
"Really?Did he like it?"
Family Guy
"He wants to option itand make a movie!"
Family Guy
"Really?"
Family Guy
"No, he didn't really respond to it.Oh."
Family Guy
"Listen, I needyour help."
Family Guy
"Run inside and get mea pair of scissors."
Family Guy
"Okay. I just hope Idon't get distracted."
Family Guy
"Ooh, look, a brightlycolored dish towel!"
Family Guy
"What did I comein here for?"
Family Guy
"Brian, what are you doingtied to Meg's pole?"
Family Guy
"James Woods did it."
Family Guy
"Hey, where'd youget the clothes?"
Family Guy
"I always keep a spareat Quagmire's."
Family Guy
"I gotta tell you though,"
Family Guy
"there was some weird stuffgoing on over there today."
Family Guy
"Hey, Quagmire can I...?Hang-Hang on a second."
Family Guy
"And that's why I contend"
Family Guy
"that when Frost speaksof birch trees,"
Family Guy
"he may very well betalking about himself."
Family Guy
"No, Glenn, that's not...Gloria, please."
Family Guy
"You wanna hearmy interpretation,"
Family Guy
"or are you simply goingto tell me that I'm wrong?"
Family Guy
"I'm simply pointing out..."
Family Guy
"Yes. We know, you'revery well read."
Family Guy
"But this is poetrywe're talking about,"
Family Guy
"and I think when it comes topoetry, you can't be wrong."
Family Guy
"What Peter?!"
Family Guy
"Nothing, nothing.Sorry to interrupt."
Family Guy
"The cedarsrepresent society."
Family Guy
"Sorryto interrupt."
Family Guy
"Listen, you gottaget out of here."
Family Guy
"If James Woods sees you,he's gonna call the cops."
Family Guy
"Well, well."
Family Guy
"A trespasser onmy property."
Family Guy
"That's the worst thing that'shappened to me since..."
Family Guy
"You wouldn't!"
Family Guy
"It's up to you, Peter."
Family Guy
"Either you leave now..."
Family Guy
"or I set up one ofyour random flashbacks."
Family Guy
"All right, all right,all right, okay."
Family Guy
"Peter, what do you care...?"
Family Guy
"No, no, Brian,he's serious."
Family Guy
"I'll come back for you, Lois."
Family Guy
"And I'll set up all theflashbacks, just like I used to."
Family Guy
"Like the time I swallowedthat midget"
Family Guy
"who played Mini-Me justso I could make you laugh."
Family Guy
"You ready fordinner, Peter?"
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah. In fact..."
Family Guy
"my stomach has beentalking to me all day."
Family Guy
"I said my stomach hasbeen talking to me all day."
Family Guy
"Oh, oh, there he is."
Family Guy
"You know what, heslipped into my colon."
Family Guy
"Yeah, oh, damn it,he's smothered."
Family Guy
"Uh, but-but, let... just,lemme just ask you this, Lois-"
Family Guy
"if my stomach had said,"Hell yeah I'm hungry."
Family Guy
"How 'bout some pork chops?""
Family Guy
"Would you havethought that was funny?"
Family Guy
"Eh, not really."
Family Guy
"Ah. Well, then, this hasbeen an absolute misfire."
Family Guy
"Oh, this is just awful."
Family Guy
"James Woods isdestroying this family,"
Family Guy
"and all just toget back at Peter."
Family Guy
"I know, he's doing allthe stuff Dad usually does."
Family Guy
"Right now he's upstairstalking to Meg."
Family Guy
"Now, Meg,you want to be thin"
Family Guy
"like all theHollywood starlets, right?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, but I love to eat."
Family Guy
"Well, I've got a way thatyou can eat all you want"
Family Guy
"and look likea Hollywood starlet."
Family Guy
"Meg, let me introduceyou to Mr. Pukey."
Family Guy
"Hiya, Meg.Hi."
Family Guy
"Gosh, Mr. Pukey,"
Family Guy
"you sure are good atmaking fat women hot."
Family Guy
"Wow, thanks."
Family Guy
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