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Clips from 30 Rock - Dance Like Nobody's Watching (S06E06)

"I mean, being the nice one is McEnroe’s thing."
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"Ah, yes, well, we've done some focus testing, and frankly"
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"since the Frasier spin-off, hey, Roz."
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"No, Jack. They love to hate me."
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"And what's more important than money?"
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"Well, perhaps we could make even more money"
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"by pretending to be nice."
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"I mean, look at Betty White."
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"Look, according to Tracy,"
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"people are switching minds around here."
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"That's obviously what's happened."
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"Damn, I've got to get more of these."
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"I don't know what this is,"
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"After 6 years, I've cheered up miss Lemon."
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"I'm not always in a bad mood. And I happen to be"
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"in a really good place right now."
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"Well, enjoy it while you can,"
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"because tomorrow, you're going to women's hell."
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"Uh, also, FYI, women's hell is the same as"
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"aroused dog heaven. Kenneth."
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"Oh, really? Have you ever been in love?"
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"I'm kidding. I've never played tennis."
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"Have you ever been in an airplane?"
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"Well, does falling off a bridge in a horse cart count?"
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"We were all put on this crazy blue marble for a reason..."
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"- To love, and live. - What is going on with you?"
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"Everyone's talking about how weird you're acting."
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"- What are you on? - You know what?"
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"I have seen the ocean on a can of tuna."
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"Newsflash, Kenneth! Everybody get down!"
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"It's not going to happen. The world's not ending."
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"Oh, the rapture is happening, sir."
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"Mr. Rossitano said he saw the snakes"
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"making peace with the mice."
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"You're like a child. He's messing with you."
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"And you know what?"
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"In the words of my father, "you deserve to be disappointed."
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"Merry Christmas.""
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"Socks on their hands, no belt, roller skates."
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"Do you think Liz Lemon has been acting weird lately?"
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"Can I return it for cash?"
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"or a secret pregnancy or a radioactive spider bite."
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"I've got to get her focus back on me,"
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"or who knows the dumb stuff I'm going to start doing?"
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"Yes! I'm actually glad this happened."
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"You're proving my point."
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"Look, if you think something's going on with Liz,"
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"That's what Paul and I do to maintain intimacy"
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"- I...like what you did."
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"That was good singing."
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"You don't have a little rat face,"
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"You need to remember that reality television is formulaic"
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"before you get us canceled."
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"Because I will not go back"
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"to putting hair extensions on dogs."
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"Easy, d'Fwan."
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"but we're going to get through it,"
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"'cause we're family."
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"You think I don't know that it's not working, Jenna."
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"Next week Jay-Z was going to do a duet"
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"with one of the spinning chairs from the Voice,"
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"and the chair just pulled out."
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"We turned an argument into an opportunity"
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"to become better friends."
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"Aw."
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"I'll see you in heaven, Mr. Jordan."
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"Ken, I only have room in my brain for one problem,"
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"I have to go through Liz Lemon's trash before she gets in."
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"You're at work before miss Lemon?"
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"Now, that's a sign of the apocalypse."
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"You were trying to get me to commit suicide, right?"
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"I know you have to read your books with sleepy bear"
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"in half an hour, so I'll make this brief."
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"You're almost one now, and you have to understand"
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"the way the world works."
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"Variety called it "Boffo,""
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"and they don't throw that word around lightly."
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"However, there are large portions of the show"
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"that feature Jenna insulting children"
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"I know what you're thinking..."
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""Do you really care about the bottom line"
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""more than the feelings of helpless innocents?"
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"Life is cruel."
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"Sometimes in business, there's collateral damage."
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"on a 10.2/4.2 in the demo just because I feel bad..."
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"that you had when that dog"
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"And yes, being a parent"
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"is really a scary, disappointing place."
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"You shouldn't have to know that, not yet."
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"I have to cancel the show."
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"and you're developing your fine motor skills?"
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"Is that your first word... money?"
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"- Yes, money."
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"Are you telling me that money's more important"
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"I want mommy."
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"Hey, think how disappointed I am."
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"I mean, I'm the..."
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"Are you here to make fun of me, sir?"
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"Well go ahead, make fun of the super-handsome guy"
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"I don't want to make fun of you."
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"I know you're disappointed."
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"I just wish I had a magic wand"
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"- to make it all... gah! - Ah, Kenneth,"
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"Stop."
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"You three are in a time-out."
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"Everybody in the van!"
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"She's on a ho stroll to pay for her drug habit."
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"I followed her last night, J.D."
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"Are you sure it was Liz Lemon"
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"and not present day Sally Field?"
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"But ever since we got back from Kwanzaa..."
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"She's been acting all weird."
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"and she hasn't once stormed in here"
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"carping about how all the destructive hurricanes"
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"get female names."
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"But it can't be drugs."
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"Then how come I found this in her trash?"
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"Oh, Tracy, this is dexoprex."
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"So it's not the Bandito Blanco?"
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"I know Liz Lemon better than she knows herself."
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