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Clips from 30 Rock - Dance Like Nobody's Watching (S06E06)

"Also, Jason, if you think you're passing for straight,"
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"Not me. I've got better things to do"
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"than watch Jenna humiliate children."
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"So you don't care that Shayla made it to the next round?"
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"- How? She is so pitchy. - What can I tell you?"
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"That's America."
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"So, did you miss me over the break?"
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"Of course. A little less than my kidnapped wife,"
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"but I did get a nice Christmas card"
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"from Avery and Kim Jong-Un."
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"You turning soft on me, Donaghy?"
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"If you want, I can recommend a good gynecologist."
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"You know, 'cause I really like my guy."
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"Aren't you going to ask me how my..."
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"On Christmas Eve, you forgot that eggnog has alcohol in it,"
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"about who puts the star on top of the tree."
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"You received two sweaters that you didn't really like"
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"and got your dad a book on world war ii that he already owned."
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"Wow, you really think you know everything about me, don't you?"
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"that there are aspects of my life"
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"about which you know nothing."
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"If you're not wearing one of those Christmas sweaters"
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"Happy 2012!"
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"Good morning, Mr. Rossitano."
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"Reverend Gary did the math, and guess what?"
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"And you're happy about that?"
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"Oh, of course. I get to go to heaven"
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"and receive my reward!"
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"72 virgin margaritas, hold the salt."
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"So you think this is your last day on Earth."
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"Well, I'll leave the thinking to other religions."
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"Is the sky blue?"
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"I came across the following quote"
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""Love like you've never been hurt."
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"Enjoy these satchel Paige brand tampons.""
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"You know what miss Lemon? I will do that."
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"That's awfully nice."
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"Because I'm a happy person."
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"My happiness makes me nice."
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"because I'm not being weighed down by redundant torso fabric."
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"- What does that mean? - Wouldn't you like to know?"
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"I made the People magazine crossword."
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"One across, five letters,"
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""Jenna Maroney's first name"."
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"Wow! Congratulations."
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"I am blowing up."
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"Not the Jenna Maroney who electrocuted all those horses."
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"Anyway, I'll be back for rehearsal after I tape the show."
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"This has nothing to do with Jenna's success"
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"keeps me waiting for rehearsal,"
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"- But I'm acting out. - Right."
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"and so I'm just going to skip the exhausting middle part."
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"You're a 42-year-old man."
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"You wanna watch today's Kidz taping?"
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"We're kicking off "Public domain week"."
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"The animal will panic."
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"called desperationships.com."
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"And I don't need some dumb dating website."
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"What if I told you your first match"
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"burned his groin off in an accident at his cake shop."
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"- No. Not interested. - Five minutes."
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"Five minutes to tape, everyone."
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"Die, you blonde bitch!"
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"Her name's Liddy."
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"Oh. Ha. That's odd, because my daughter's name..."
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"I'm going to interrupt you right there, Liddy."
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"Terrible song selection. You were sharp."
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"Even if you could sing,"
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"eating a steak that just came out of a dumpster."
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"Take voice lessons. Then seal yourself in a barrel,"
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"I need it quiet to record my catchphrase."
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"- Love it, Jenna! Go. - Is this your show?"
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"Liddy, go jump back up your mother."
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"Liddy, go jump back up your mother."
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"Go jump back up your mother, Liddy."
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"and her crying on the second one."
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"I love it. Brilliant, Jenna."
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"Hello, Mr. Hornberger."
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"Kenneth, what are you doing?"
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"So I finally scraped it off."
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"I'm finally doing my dream chores."
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""Scrape sticker off ceiling,"
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""fix that humming noise only I can hear,"
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"That's why they're dream chores."
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"Look, if it was my last day on Earth"
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"I wouldn't be here, I'd be with Paula,"
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"admitting I'm in love with her twin sister."
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"and four flaming horses rode by."
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"Reverend Gary says"
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"super-gay horses are one of the signs of the apocalypse."
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"Exactly! The end is nigh."
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"You should raise your hopes up even higher than they are now."
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"I will. I did!"
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"We have a problem, Liz Lemon."
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"I started a camp for underprivileged kids"
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"last summer."
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"We have to drive upstate to see if any of them are still alive."
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"That sounds like a Tracy problem, Tracy."
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""the gentleman formerly known as rectum.""
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"or else I'm going to do something self-destructive."
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"I just got an honorary sheriff's badge,"
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"and I'm going to start making real arrests."
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"- Great. - I just realized,"
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"Oh, we're not doing the pre-tape tonight"
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"because I'm leaving at 6:00."
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"What's going on with you? Why are you acting so weird?"
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"You're laughing at rectum jokes,"
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"you're leaving early. Did we switch brains?"
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"Why am I not feeling your boobs?"
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"Baah! What is happening!?"
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"We need to talk about Kidz."
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"Did you see last night's ratings?"
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"The only show I've ever been on that got a 10.2"
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"during the super bowl."
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"but I wanted to talk to you about your...onscreen persona."
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"- I had an idea... - B.B. Gun."
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"Actually, I think the mean thing may have run its course."
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"What if you went the other way, and you were nice to the kids?"
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"Well, no."
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