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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Dumpling Paradox (S01E01)

"Call Leonard Hofstadter."
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"- No. - Here, let me try."
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"Oh. It's very impressive."
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"So we'll start now."
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"No, you won't. Uh...."
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"She got here today and she's just been in my apartment..."
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"...yakking about every guy she slept with in Omaha, which is every guy in Omaha..."
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"...but on a more serious note, it's 8:13 and we're still not playing "Halo.""
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"This is a notion, and a rather sucky one at that."
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"Raj, Raj, she's got me cornered. Cover me."
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"No one can be that attractive and this skilled at a video game."
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"What?"
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"Ha! Look, it's raining you."
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"Maybe we could enter a couple of "Halo" tournaments sometime."
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"I guess for you, that's an option. Ha-ha. Ha."
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"- Good night, Leonard. - Good night."
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"There's a certain ethic to the game, Penny, a well-established--"
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"Do you mind if I stay here tonight?"
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"Hold that thought. Leonard, a moment."
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"It's up to you. Crazy person's choice."
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"Are you suggesting that if we let Penny stay..."
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"Sleep tight."
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"...poured a bowl of cereal, added a quarter cup of milk..."
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"- Where's Christy? - ln the shower."
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"Let me offer a little thinking here."
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"When they perfect human cloning, I'm gonna order 12 of those."
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"Yay."
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"Oh. Where's your annoying little friend who thinks he speaks Mandarin?"
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"And divide it how? I'm telling you, we cannot do this without Wolowitz."
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"Have you seen Penny eat Chinese food?"
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"- We don't order egg rolls. - Exactly. But we'd have to if she was here."
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"With Wolowitz spending all of his time with your friend Christy--"
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"- Sheldon? - Yes. Ahem."
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"...if you would be the fourth member of our "Halo" team."
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"But good luck."
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"We can 't get to the phone right now because we're having sex."
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"Sheldon, think this through."
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"You're going to ask Howard to choose between sex and " Halo.""
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"You guys talk. I'll take my scooter out for a little spin."
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"Are you happy? You drove your son out of the house."
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"He's not a man, he's a putz. And don't you take that tone with me, you gold digger."
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"- What did you call me? - You heard me."
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"Hey, guys, my friends and l got tired of dancing..."
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"...so we came over to have sex with you."
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"Told you."
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"And now you're out of life."
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"Watch this, it's really cool. Ahem."
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"No. Call Leonard Hofstadter."
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"Did you say, "Call Temple Beth Seder"?"
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"Call M' kflono M' kflooniloo. Ha-ha. Ha."
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"Calling Rajesh Koothrappali."
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"And a little racist."
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"If we're through playing Mock the Flawed Technology..."
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"...can we get on with "Halo" night?"
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"We were supposed to start at 8. It's now 8:06."
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"We have to decide if those lost six minutes..."
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"...will come out of game time, bathroom time or the pizza break."
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"We could split it two, two and two."
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"If we're having anchovies on the pizza, we can't take it out of bathroom time."
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"What fresh hell is this?"
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"- Hey, Penny. Come on in. - Hey, guys."
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"See a Penny, pick her up, and all the day, you'll have good luck."
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"- Can I hide out here for a while? - Sure. What's going on?"
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"Well, there's this girl I know from back in Nebraska, Christy."
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"She called me up, she's like, "Hey, how's California?""
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"And I'm like, "Awesome," because it's not Nebraska."
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"- 8:08. - Shh."
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"...and washing the sluttiest collection of underwear..."
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"...you have ever seen in my bathroom sink."
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"Is she doing it one thong at a time or does she throw it all in?"
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"Like some sort of erotic bouillabaisse?"
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"- He really needs to dial it down. - I know."
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"So if you don't like this Christy, why are you letting her stay?"
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"She was engaged to my cousin while sleeping with my brother..."
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"...so she's kind of family."
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"Yeah, I apologize for my earlier outburst."
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"Who needs "Halo" when we can be regaled..."
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"...with the delightfully folksy tale of the whore of Omaha?"
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"Oh.... I don't think she's a whore."
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"No, yeah, she's definitely a whore."
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"I mean, she has absolutely no standards."
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"This one time, she was at...."
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"Where's Howard?"
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"Bonjour, mademoiselle."
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"I understand you're new in town."
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"Oh, good grief."
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"Ugh. I cannot believe Christy let Howard into my apartment."
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"And I cannot believe people pay for horoscopes..."
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"Okay, fine. We'll just play one-on-one until he gets back."
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"One-on-one? We don't play one-on-one."
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"We play teams, not one-on-one. One-on-one."
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"Well, the only way we can play teams at this point is if we cut Raj in half."
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"Sure, cut the foreigner in half. There's a billion more where he came from."
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"Hey, if you guys need a fourth, I'll play."
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"- Great idea. - Uh, no."
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"The wheel was a great idea. Relativity was a great idea."
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"- Why? - Why? Oh...."
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"- Penny, Penny, Penny. - What, what, what?"
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"This is a complex battle simulation with a steep learning curve."
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"There are myriad weapons, vehicles and strategies to master..."
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"...not to mention an extremely intricate back-story."
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"Cool! Whose head did I just blow off?"
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"Mine."
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"Okay, I got this. Lock and load, boys."
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"It's the only way we can play teams."
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"But whoever's her partner will be hamstrung by her lack of experience, not to mention--"
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"Ha-ha! There goes your head again."
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"Okay, it's not good sportsmanship to shoot somebody who's just re-spawned."
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"You need to give them a chance to-- Now, come on."
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"Cover this, suckers."
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"Penny, you are on fire."
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"Yeah, and so is Sheldon."
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"Okay, that's it. I don't know how, but she is cheating."
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"Wait, Sheldon, come back. You forgot something."
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"This plasma grenade."
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"You laugh now, you just wait until you need tech support."
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"Gosh. He's kind of a sore loser, isn't he?"
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"Well, to be fair, he's also a rather unpleasant winner."
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"Well, it's been fun."
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"Penny, we make such a good team."
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