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Clips from Freaks and Geeks - Tests and Breasts (S01E01)

"Can I talk to you for a minute?"
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"Sure."
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"I thought it was anonymous."
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"In movies like that..."
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"You know what I'm tryin' to say?"
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"But listen, you can't tell anybody we had this conversation."
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"Your permission slip for sex ed doesn't cover this stuff."
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"I could get in a lot of trouble for what I'm gonna tell you."
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"Fair enough."
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"But just... just... I mean,"
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"those movies... It's not reality."
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"OK? If it was reality, I'd be freaked out myself."
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"I have just one more question."
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"If you want to tell the truth, it's cool."
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"Honey, we..."
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"Nobody falsely accuses my daughter!"
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"It's OK. I mean, it happens."
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"I want to give this Kowchevski joker a piece of my mind."
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"I do."
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"How do you expect to have real relationships with these kids"
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"Yeah. You shouldn't be punishing her."
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"I already took the test. You can't make me take iagain."
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"Yes, I can."
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"- Come on, son. - Go ahead, Daniel."
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"weird... at lunch."
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"Well... anyways..."
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"It turns out that I can go to the carnival."
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"But we can always use another scooper."
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"Thank you."
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"So, what time should I be there?"
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"Well, I don't know. It starts at noon,"
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"That... is a student that Mr. Rosso believes in."
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"I know who Led Zeppelin is!"
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"It's not her fault."
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"but it doesn't."
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"we'd be either in track one, track two, or track three."
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"track two's the normal kids,"
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"track three's the dumb kids."
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"- My daughter is not high! - Harold, what is going on?"
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"Tense situation. I don't..."
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""Puberty usually begins between the ages of 11 and 14,"
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""This gland sends chemical signals throughout the body,"
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""most notably resulting in height increase,"
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"and hair growth in the genital area.""
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"Hey, hey! Knock it off!"
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"You think this is funny? Just try me."
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"Here is a female reproductive system."
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""The uterus is composed of 2 main parts...""
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"You think she's single?"
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"You have something to say?"
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"When you get the clap 'cause you weren't paying attention in health class,"
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"opening into the cavity of the uterus above.""
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"Didn't Sigourney Weaver kill that thing in Alien?"
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""During pregnancy...""
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"Remember when it popped out of the guy's stomach?"
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"Idiot, it jumped out of his chest."
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"- Shut up. - All right, Weir!"
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"Since you seem to know everything, I got a great idea."
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"Why don't I shut my big mouth, and you come up to teach the class."
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"Sorry."
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"Get up here! Let's go."
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"- Ovaries? - Ovaries."
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"Cervix says no."
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"Hey, all right... Pachoski, you want to go help him?"
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"The vagina, Weir, the va... Easy one, easy one."
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"Basic stuff, guys know it. Go ahead, point to it."
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"I don't know."
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"All right, mr. Weir,"
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"instead of yucking it up in class, you might want to pay attention,"
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"or you're going to have a very difficult life."
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"Dr. Love."
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"At least I didn't get head lice."
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"Thanks for those, Tricia, they were de-licious."
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"Hey, good game on Saturday, Eddie."
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"from my sources in the English department."
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"As you were."
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"- Stop by the office. We'll rap. - Sure thing, Mr. Rosso."
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"Come on, let's go."
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"This is my time, not yours."
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"Hey, chatty Cathy, you sit on the furniture at home?"
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"OK, a reminder about tomorrow's test."
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"It's tomorrow."
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"Uh, Kowchevski?"
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"Your point?"
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"OK, people, in math,"
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"every week you build off"
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"you're never gonna be able to catch up."
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"But, uh, I don't ride the bus, sir."
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"Yeah, flunk another test, Desario,"
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"and you just might have to come back here next year"
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"... so the guy looks up at her, right, and he says,"
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"Oh, man, that's so raunchy."
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"- I don't get it. - What's to get?"
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"Do you get it?"
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"I don't really like jokes. I don't think they're funny."
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"I mean, maybe if we understood it, it would be funny."
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"- They were laughing pretty hard. - Trust me, they're idiots."
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"It's not funny."
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"Hi, Sam."
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"- I'm good, and you? - Uh, pretty good."
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"Are you going to the muscular dystrophy carnival?"
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"Oh, hey, Dr. Love, hey, I can't find my girlfriend's cervix."
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"OK, what was that all about?"
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"Oh, that was just... an inside joke."
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"Anyways,"
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"if you need another volunteer for the ice cream booth,"
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"I'm around."
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"Well, thanks, but Betsy's already doing it."
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"- OK. - All right, see ya."
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"Hey, Tommy, are you coming to the muscular dystrophy carnival?"
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"Excuse me, Dr. Love?"
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"Would you autograph my genitals?"
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"She completely went nuts on him, hit him over the head with a spatula."
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"- I mean, it was hilarious. - Sounds it."
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"God! You bastard! Why'd you do that?"
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"I don't know."
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"God, what are you, lit or something? You know? Jeez!"
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"- I'm sorry. Mellow out, all right? - How do you like it?"
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"Now I gotta walk around all day with pop on my shirt."
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"You know? Thanks a lot."
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