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Clips from Black Mirror - USS Callister (S04E04)

"vessel ID number 9864321."
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"Thank you, Dudani. Valdack must have hijacked it from the Fermi hub"
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"- Helmsman Packer? - Captain."
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"Captain, we have to surrender. There's no other way."
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"[TULASKA] Shields at 43%."
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"Walton, you are a Space Fleet officer. Act accordingly."
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"[WALTON] I'm so sorry I lost it back there, Captain."
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"- Hip hip. - [ALL] Hooray!"
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"♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪"
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"[NEGATIVE BEEP]"
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"Uh, I mean, Mr. Packer. Nate."
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"[CHATTERING]"
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"Oh. The ladies' bathroom is that way. The sign's kind of confusing."
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"I'm Nanette, Nanette Cole."
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"It's just some beautiful code."
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"- You must be busy. I'm so sorry. - No, no, it's fine."
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"- Well, just fangirling. Sorry. Um... - [BOTH LAUGH]"
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"But it was... visionary."
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"- OK, yeah. - Mm-hmm."
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"Yeah, when we set up the company, um..."
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"I suggested we call it Callister as kind of a little tribute."
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"That is just what a Bargradian sand warrior would say."
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"- Hello. - [NANETTE] Hello."
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"Oh, you must be new. Uh... I'm James Walton. I run the company."
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"- I'm Nanette Cole. - [WALTON] Which department?"
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"- [STUTTERS] Yeah. - Have you had the tour?"
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"- [KEYBOARD CLICKING] - No, I..."
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"Do you have the latest ETA on the update patch?"
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"Well, the thing is, we could have it ready by end of play today,"
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"[DEVICE BOOTS UP]"
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"Have you located Valdack's position?"
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"between here and Valatros."
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"[GRUNTING]"
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"You... are pathetic, Walton. What are you?"
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"So can you do one thing?"
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"- Hmm? - Yes."
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"- [DALY] Yes. - Aye, Captain."
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"Tulaska, check security protocols."
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"If they've expired, you're in trouble."
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"Dudani, recheck those probe results."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Um, I was just gonna fix a coffee. Do you want one?"
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"- Sure. - OK."
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"- [NANETTE] Okey-dokes. - OK."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"- Yeah? - It was a toxic workplace, you know."
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"He's a bit of a player."
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"Chuck a sandwich across the room,"
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"Oh!"
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"Mr. Daly is actually the whole reason that I'm here."
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"Daly? No, no. No. It's not like that."
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"Ah. Fucking hell, I was gonna say, you know,"
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"Wide berth, that's my advice. Wide berth."
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"- [LOWRY] Bye. - No bye. I'm coming."
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"You're welcome."
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"[DOOR SLAMS]"
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"[TYPING]"
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"[GASPING]"
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"Oh, boy. It looks like there's a new girl in the office."
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"Maybe, in the real world. I wouldn't have no way of knowing."
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"- What do you mean? - You'd better sit down."
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"I wanna know what's going on."
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"- Uh... - Welcome. [CHUCKLES]"
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"Jesus."
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"- Welcome. - Right."
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"something she'll recognize. Vodka."
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"- Hey. So what's it like out there now? - What?"
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"Like, wheatgrass yogurt thin?"
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"This is Infinity."
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"put us in... in here?"
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"Daly's created an identical digital version of you, of all of us."
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"Basically he's got a gizmo..."
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"I theorize an advanced biometric DNA virtual clone."
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"and, bam, you pop up here like a Pop-Tart."
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"Yeah, we've all been through it."
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"I called him out for staring."
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"- I brought him the wrong sandwich. - OK, never mind the reasons."
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"and that's all you need to know."
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"[PACKER] He'll be here any moment."
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"He controls everything."
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"[SPACESHIP WHIRRING]"
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"- There's gotta be a way out. Come on. - [BEEPS]"
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"[WHIMPERS]"
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"Crew, we have a new member of the team, Science Officer Nanette Cole."
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"I believe we've finally managed to track Valdack to an uncharted planet."
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"I'm not doing this."
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"The whole thing's much better if you let yourself get into it."
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"- I am your captain. An order is an order. - Then go fuck yourself."
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"Oh, dear. You can't see. You can't breathe."
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"Do you submit?"
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"Excellent. Dudani, prepare the transmat system."
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"and bring Valdack to justice."
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"Actually, Cole, you come too."
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"Perfect opportunity for you to prove"
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"At least you've got a gun."
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"[CACKLES]"
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"- We're trapped. - [GUN WHIRS]"
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"Not advisable."
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"Pause game."
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"Hold on."
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"[PACKER] Watch out. He'll be back soon."
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"Ah. That's good. This launcher's heavy as shit."
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"- [WALTON] Well, you look great. - Her name's Gillian."
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"[ALL LAUGH]"
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"Then please..."
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"- [DALY] Dudani. - Captain."
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"[VALDACK] No more."
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"- [LOWRY] It's OK. - [VALDACK WAILS, ECHOING]"
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"- Hip hip. - [ALL] Hooray!"
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"[CLAPPING]"
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"That wasn't very nice."
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"- Great mercy-showing, Captain. - Shh!"
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"I don't like tense."
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"- Drink? - Mm-hmm."
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"What do you mean?"
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"[NANETTE] What are you doing? [STAMMERS]"
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"There's no genitals in Space Fleet. This is a wholesome universe."
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"[DUDANI] He must have modified our code that way."
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"We have tried grinding our mounds together out of sheer boredom."
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"- No sensation at all. - Can't even shit."
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