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Clips from The Office - Lice (S09E09)

"(Coughs)"
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"effect that I don't think has kicked in yet."
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"Yellow..."
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"Wow. He got to purple."
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"Ow!"
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"Sorry."
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"[Chokes and sputters] You're waterboarding me!"
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"No, this is fine. We're allowed to do this."
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"This is okay."
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"Okay, you're up."
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"Yeah, I'm actually kind of sad to see this baby go."
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"but we should probably wash all the dead lice out."
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"- Okay. - Okay. Okay."
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"Is that too cold?"
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"No. Actually, it feels kind of nice."
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"I've been sitting here the whole time."
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"Let's give it a shot. Let's make it work."
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"Oh, no. I mean, I want to."
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"I just-- I don't want to force you into doing"
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"You're not. I believe in us."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Had a pretty good day today."
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"[Coughs]"
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"Not everything went exactly according to plan,"
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"but, lice, if you are watching,"
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"I am ready for you anytime, anywhere."
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"Hey, Erin already take off?"
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"That sounds weird to say out loud."
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"And it went like this..."
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"(Cell phone ringing)"
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"And that's all."
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"No one will believe this back home but that's okay."
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"Uh..."
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"Well, just give me a call whenever."
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"What're you doing right now?"
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"I'm just gonna go home. My mom's been watching the kids all day."
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"Let her stay another hour."
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"Really?"
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"A beer sounds incredible right now."
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"No-duh. Let's go. You're buying."
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"(Laughs)"
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"I just did not realize how hard it was gonna be without Jim."
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"for being a single mom all these years."
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"It whipped my ass in half a week."
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"I have to say, there are not a lot of people"
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"who could pull off a shaved head, but you're rocking it."
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"Right?"
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"I got the bartender's phone number when you were in the john."
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"before the night is over. [Laughs]"
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"Get it, girl!"
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"[Girls Just Want To Have Fun playing]"
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"This one's for all you ladies out there."
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"Both: ♪ I come home in the middle of the night ♪"
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"♪ My mother says, when you gonna live your life right? ♪"
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"♪ Oh, mother dear, we're not the fortunate ones ♪"
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"♪ And girls, they want to have fun ♪"
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"♪ Oh, girls just want to have fun ♪"
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"At three-point shooting, don't even--"
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"I gotta hop off because my, uh,"
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"It's just hard."
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"Not always like an ape, the way Meredith just did,"
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"Hurry up already."
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"- Stop that! - Dwight!"
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"[Coughs] Next."
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"- More lice. - [Groans]"
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"- Ooh. - Oh."
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"You gotta be kidding me."
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"What do we do about our heads?"
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"Thanks, Pam."
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"Okay."
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"What's gonna make you feel better, big guy?"
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"I just need a moment to myself, just to clear my head."
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"Listen, I don't mean to intimidate you,"
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"Right? [Laughs]"
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"Let me tell you what real life is like."
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"You stalk your old high school boyfriend online,"
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"it is you?"
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"I was kind of feeling good about re-entering the dating pool,"
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"You know, lice can be tricky."
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"That was all Pam."
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"which contains Piperonyl Butoxide, as well as... (Clatters)"
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"something you don't want to do."
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"Okay."
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"- You're Kareem, coming to help. - Okay, I'm Kareem."
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"Hey, honey. It's me."
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"Forget about it."
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"I'm gonna take that freak to bone town"
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"It's not one of your bean-bag orgies."
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"he clearly wants and needs the most."
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"Who knows where those bugs will end up."
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"- Pfft! Well. - Thank you."
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"Nine..."
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"This is Jim Halpert. Leave a message."
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"Meredith, I am so sorry about today."
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"[Splat]"
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"Okay."
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"- How's that? - I feel it working."
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"Let's go get a beer."
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"- Make way. No. Inspect me. - Dwight!"
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"♪"
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"[Sprays]"
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"[Mouths words]"
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"There's a right way to do this."
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"Okay, nobody panic."
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"- Hello? - Hi, honey, it's mom."
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"before you come with the--"
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"You know, I always tell my three-year-old,"
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"Meredith, I am so sorry."
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"[Machine continues whirring]"
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"I'm back together with Val."
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"You know, I think these critters migrated from down south."
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"Purple."
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"♪"
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"I'm exhausted. But don't tell Jim."
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"famed 76er and my own personal hero."
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"Jeez H in the morning,"
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"What? Lice? Oh, my God."
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"I can appreciate that."
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"- Oh! - Wow!"
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"You two still clearly have feelings for each other."
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