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Clips from Childrens Hospital (2008) - Chief's Origin (S04E04)

Hmm.

"Hmm."

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When I was old enough, I went to med school and started

"When I was old enough, I went to med school and started"

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experimenting on cadavers.

"experimenting on cadavers."

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And we all experimented in college, right?

"And we all experimented in college, right?"

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Finally, I had the training to operate on my own brain in the

"Finally, I had the training to operate on my own brain in the"

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But... dang it!

"But... dang it!"

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had grown -- the walker, this almost cartoonish hunch, the ugly wig.

"had grown -- the walker, this almost cartoonish hunch, the ugly wig."

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Finally, I finished my internship.

"Finally, I finished my internship."

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Okay, good.

"Okay, good."

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Oh, it had gone by so fast.

"Oh, it had gone by so fast."

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Twinkling... Chief finally finished her internship.

"Twinkling... Chief finally finished her internship."

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I'm cured...of everything!

"I'm cured...of everything!"

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All of my handicaps are gone!

"All of my handicaps are gone!"

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Let's celebrate!

"Let's celebrate!"

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answer is, no, I was not -- you said that you were cured all

"answer is, no, I was not -- you said that you were cured all"

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Okay.

"Okay."

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That is a really funny story.

"That is a really funny story."

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So, the same thing with the dancing, no singing,

"So, the same thing with the dancing, no singing,"

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Oh, no!

"Oh, no!"

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Why?!

"Why?!"

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Oh, man, did that hurt!

"Oh, man, did that hurt!"

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Oh, God.

"Oh, God."

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I mean, that Wayne was such a drama queen.

"I mean, that Wayne was such a drama queen."

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No!!

"No!!"

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Oh, yeah.

"Oh, yeah."

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Wait.

"Wait."

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My coffee. Why?

"My coffee. Why?"

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Parkinson's juice?

"Parkinson's juice?"

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Parkinson's disease makes your hands shake.

"Parkinson's disease makes your hands shake."

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Oh, my God, you're right!

"Oh, my God, you're right!"

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Turn in my resignation.

"Turn in my resignation."

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Steady as she goes.

"Steady as she goes."

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I guess it all boiled down to me drinking Parkinson's juice.

"I guess it all boiled down to me drinking Parkinson's juice."

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Okay, pals.

"Okay, pals."

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- Well, thanks for list... - Oh, hey, Derrick.

"- Well, thanks for list... - Oh, hey, Derrick."

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Thanks for listening.

"Thanks for listening."

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And that's it.

"And that's it."

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That's the story of how I told the story of my life to these

"That's the story of how I told the story of my life to these"

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other doctors who I used to work with.

"other doctors who I used to work with."

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Those doctors sound like a bunch of dicks.

"Those doctors sound like a bunch of dicks."

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At least we listen when you tell stories.

"At least we listen when you tell stories."

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Oh, it doesn't matter, anyway.

"Oh, it doesn't matter, anyway."

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Right, Jerry?

"Right, Jerry?"

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Hey, Sy.

"Hey, Sy."

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Look at all these articles.

"Look at all these articles."

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Oh, my God!

"Oh, my God!"

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And that completes the story of how Sy and Jerry murdered a

"And that completes the story of how Sy and Jerry murdered a"

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bunch of doctors because they were bad listeners.

"bunch of doctors because they were bad listeners."

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And that's the whole story.

"And that's the whole story."

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I guess you could say I was born to get her to tell her story.

"I guess you could say I was born to get her to tell her story."

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Attention, staff.

"Attention, staff."

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Here we come.

"Here we come."

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Scalpel.

"Scalpel."

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How could I screw up this operation that I was born to do?

"How could I screw up this operation that I was born to do?"

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That, my friends, is a long, long, long, long, crazy long story.

"That, my friends, is a long, long, long, long, crazy long story."

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Does the child have any deformities?

"Does the child have any deformities?"

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♪ baby, ma heart's on fire ♪

"♪ baby, ma heart's on fire ♪"

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But...I was able to cure myself.

"But...I was able to cure myself."

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Well, geez, Sy.

"Well, geez, Sy."

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You know what, Sy?

"You know what, Sy?"

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If I don't say it, who will, because they're not me so they can't.

"If I don't say it, who will, because they're not me so they can't."

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The first few operations were... unsuccessful.

"The first few operations were... unsuccessful."

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That "operation" permanently damaged my eyesight and that is

"That "operation" permanently damaged my eyesight and that is"

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Sorry, sir.

"Sorry, sir."

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right way, or so I hoped.

"right way, or so I hoped."

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Ow!

"Ow!"

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...I kept experimenting.

"...I kept experimenting."

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And that's the end of my story!

"And that's the end of my story!"

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But, chief, if I was listening correctly -- and the

"But, chief, if I was listening correctly -- and the"

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Chief, I get it.

"Chief, I get it."

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Chief, what are you drinking?

"Chief, what are you drinking?"

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Right, Sy?

"Right, Sy?"

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They just didn't listen.

"They just didn't listen."

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No, no, no, no! Blake!

"No, no, no, no! Blake!"

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Why did you all have to die?

"Why did you all have to die?"

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What do you mean?

"What do you mean?"

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Well, that's a long, long, long, long story.

"Well, that's a long, long, long, long story."

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At the risk of sounding a bit like a broken

"At the risk of sounding a bit like a broken"

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My father didn't work, so he was home, too, until he wasn't.

"My father didn't work, so he was home, too, until he wasn't."

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one -- rather amusing, if you will.

"one -- rather amusing, if you will."

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that with which you claim you're handing it to me.

"that with which you claim you're handing it to me."

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Yeah, so you probably shouldn't tell it.

"Yeah, so you probably shouldn't tell it."

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Soon, it will be yours.

"Soon, it will be yours."

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Kind of a drama queen.

"Kind of a drama queen."

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Who did this?

"Who did this?"

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We were in her office, and they told us in detail how each of

"We were in her office, and they told us in detail how each of"

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on my skinned knee...a-hole.

"on my skinned knee...a-hole."

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I...was...born to do this operation.

"I...was...born to do this operation."

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You understand?

"You understand?"

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Oh, man!

"Oh, man!"

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Mystery solved, huh?

"Mystery solved, huh?"

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That's what I say.

"That's what I say."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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But I can cure him, Sy.

"But I can cure him, Sy."

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You have blessed the earth, mother, with a baby girl.

"You have blessed the earth, mother, with a baby girl."

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What?

"What?"

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Oh, no, you didn't!

"Oh, no, you didn't!"

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Do you understand?

"Do you understand?"

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determined to find a cure.

"determined to find a cure."

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Right, Blake?

"Right, Blake?"

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Hey, man.

"Hey, man."

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You were talking in your sleep.

"You were talking in your sleep."

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But then why did it fail?

"But then why did it fail?"

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I'm out of here, man.

"I'm out of here, man."

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If you love chief that much, why don't you marry her?

"If you love chief that much, why don't you marry her?"

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So, instead of singing, I danced, with my friend Wayne, a male nurse.

"So, instead of singing, I danced, with my friend Wayne, a male nurse."

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Bet you it won't be funny.

"Bet you it won't be funny."

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- Wayne, et cetera, and... N-o-o-o-o-o!!

"- Wayne, et cetera, and... N-o-o-o-o-o!!"

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Wait a second.

"Wait a second."

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