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Clips from Rick and Morty - Get Schwifty (S02E02)

"Stand down! Everybody, stand down!"
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"People! Everyone! Remain calm!"
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"And always hit on a soft 16."
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"Fuck all previous existing religions."
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"All right, Morty. Let's get... let's do it."
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"Headward, free now to rise."
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"I hope it pleases you as the head desires."
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"Yo, this is why."
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"Call off the nuclear strike! This is the president!"
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"I love you guys. You gave me life."
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"The head has left and sent its children."
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"is 70,000 megatons of kaboom-boom,"
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"#"
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"Welcome home, Water-T."
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"Morty and I are going to look into it."
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"This here is my grandson, Morty."
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"What's that? Who's that baby?"
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"I want to see what you got."
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"Goodbye."
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"Out of my way."
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"because of the kids in the first place."
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"Gentlemen, gentlemen! One at a time! Simon?"
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"Show me what you got!"
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"It was really fun."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"♫ Shit on the floor ♫"
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"# Oh, yeah #"
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"but any astronauts you guys had in orbit are definitely dead."
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"we're not gonna have enough charge left to get off world."
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"We've got six hours to come up with a song!"
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"A bad song's a bad song."
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"Please help me!"
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"I'm the goddamn president of the United fucking States!"
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"Until then, I'll put mine in Rick and Morty."
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"Wait, wait, wait. Why... why..."
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"but if Morty doesn't come back with my portal gun"
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"and your solution is to shoot the audience?"
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"And he is the reason you and I know each other..."
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"The heads are displeased!"
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"it's that sometimes you have to not give a fuck!"
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"Yeah."
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"Stop the nuclear missile launch!"
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"All right!"
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"Oh, no, no, no!"
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"#"
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"triggering climate change and natural disasters"
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"Oh, boy. Time to go, Morty."
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"Oh!"
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"A hit song? We can't possibly..."
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"- They're all dead. - What?"
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"Jews rule!"
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"# You gotta get schwifty in here #"
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"Listen! The storm is stopping!"
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"Whoa, whoa, Morty! Give me that."
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"Oh shit!"
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"I'm going to go find mom and dad!"
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"Of course I do, silly!"
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"#"
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"Pfft! I ain't worried about no earth blowing up, man."
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"You know, at... at my house?"
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"I don't know what humans eat."
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"Please don't do this! Please don't do this!"
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"Code tango niner Alpha!"
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"- # Oh, yeah # - Uh-huh."
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"# Yeah, raised up posterior #"
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"Sure thing. And I..."
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"Yeah, it's possible that we may have been correlating"
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"and bring our musical reality show to a conclusion."
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"Your exile ends today."
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"Do we know what this giant head wants?"
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"Moving on to planet Arboles Mentirosos."
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"Hooray!"
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"All right."
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