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Clips from Rick and Morty - Get Schwifty (S02E02)

"our church's head of advertising."
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"You would?"
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"Beth, we'd like to promote you from horse surgeon"
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"Thank you. This is all so overwhelming."
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"- We can't. - Absolutely not."
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"I'm sorry?"
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"We've been waiting 16 years for our daughter to respect us,"
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"not this person she's become."
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"outside of a potato-based religion."
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"And you know what?"
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"I-I'm sick of pretending that we're together"
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"And I'm lucky to have you, and I never tell you that!"
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"You know, we will come out of this stronger as a family."
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"- Summer! - Summer, listen carefully."
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"I stole a paper clip, and I have it in my cheek,"
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"You're going to be okay. You will come back as babies."
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"I am a baby! I'm a baby now!"
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"Hello?"
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"Is anybody here?"
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"Mr. President!"
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"Abort launch! Abort! Hello?"
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"He's blocked me out."
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"Sir, I need to get to the stage and help Rick get schwifty!"
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"It won't matter how schwifty you get, Morty."
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"Oh, my God! Uh, c-can you fly a black hawk?"
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"Can the pope's dick fit through a doughnut?"
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"Exactly."
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"Show me what you got!"
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"# Lapoo lapoo lapoo dops #"
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"Hey, look at the heads!"
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"Looks like the heads are getting angry!"
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"I'm really bad at this, Morty!"
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"Mr. President, if I've learned one thing today"
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"Ugh. Tough crowd."
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"That has nothing to do with this."
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"Hooray!"
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"They love it when we don't kill the Smith family!"
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"Boo! Not cool!"
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"I'm the only one that speaks to the heads!"
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"Disqualified!"
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"Ice-T?!"
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"With all due respect,"
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"I say, let's do it!"
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"Hooray!"
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"Here we go."
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"# Say it with me #"
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"# Head bent over #"
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"# Oh, yeah #"
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"Sing it with me now!"
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"Oh, yeah. Raised up posterior!"
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"After 988 seasons of "Planet Music","
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"the cromulons have decided to declare earth the final winner"
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"Let's get a music album now!"
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"Did he just say "musical reality show"?"
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"some things that weren't actually related at all."
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"I hope I can call on you and Rick again if I need you, Morty."
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"I was kind of hoping that I could get a selfie with you?"
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"Actually, if you try to tell anyone what happened here,"
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"we'll deny it and probably worse."
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"D-I-i-i-i-ie!"
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"Trade secret, Mr. President."
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"Particle beam in a wristwatch, snake holster on the leg."
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"Father."
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"Word of your selfless acts on the Earth planet"
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"have traveled across the galaxy."
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"I am ready to rejoin my brethren on alphabetrium."
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"Very well."
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"The numbericons! They're attacking!"
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"I should have never turned you to ice."
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"Let's not make this political, Terry."
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"Show me what you got."
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"Summer: Is it God?"
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"My name is Rick Sanchez."
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"Get me Pharrell, Randy Newman, Billy Corgan, and The-Dream."
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"There was an earthquake and... all the musicians,"
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"I beg your pardon, pastor, but the last I looked outside,"
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"it seems to be you that's been dealt the weak hand."
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"- Rick, are you really a musician? - Who's not a musician, Morty?"
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"We're in the drop zone! I'm the jumpmaster!"
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"# Uh-oh #"
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"...and third-level donors get our all-access family pass."
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"No, I'm... I'm just saying,"
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"There's one every season."
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"Arbolian Mentirososians, show us what you got!"
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"Morty, Morty, stop. Listen."
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"then we can't get schwifty."
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"Oh, yes! Yes! Rise to the giant head!"
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"You were just being lazy!"
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"No!"
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"Oh shit."
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"She's not getting pregnant or doing drugs or missing curfew."
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"it's, uh, you know, kind of your problem, too."
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"Pfft. Man, watch me."
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"What the hell are you doing, Nathan?!"
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"In bird culture, this is considered a dick move."
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"He doesn't think about the consequences of anything he does."
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"#"
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"That was Chunkytunk with"
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"That's my dream! That's my dream."
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"We'll take our chances raising her without fancy new jobs,"
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"but I don't know what to do with it, and it hurts."
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"This is bluebird!"
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"The general's got nukes set to launch halfway through earth's song!"
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"Uh, I'm... Not sure."
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"Uh..."
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"There are way too many buttons in this thing!"
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"Hooray! Look!"
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"The heads love this!"
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"What do you say, Rick?"
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"# Oh, yeah #"
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"# Head bent over #"
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"Oh, my go..."
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"Battle stations!"
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"I love you, son."
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"Aaaaaaaaaaaah!"
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"Okay."
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"# It's time to get schwifty #"
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"That's it!"
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"Yeah."
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"Jim, you heard the... Said... "Show me what you got.""
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