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Clips from Rick and Morty - Get Schwifty (S02E02)

"A 2, 3, 4!"
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"Rick, Morty, Ice-T, the timetable's moved up."
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"Earth's on in six hours."
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"Like we're not already under enough pressure?!"
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"- Whoa! Whoa! - Yeah!"
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"Rick, Ice-T, could you guys take it less easy?!"
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"Well, can we at least go get our family?"
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"With u... With us if we lose?"
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"Even dumber than regular planning."
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"- Get it? - What?!"
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"- Yeah. - You see?"
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"because if I let you make me nervous,"
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"Stop saying it like it's a thing! You made it up!"
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"Rick, cut it out! It's not funny, Rick!"
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"I've seen enough. These guys are one-hit wonders."
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"We still have the nuclear option."
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"On my word, we can launch a missile"
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"at every one of those heads in the sky."
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"Our planet's held captive on a live game show,"
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"He says he's proud of what we're doing"
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"and hopes we have a great ascension festival!"
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"- Happy ascension! - Happy ascension!"
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"We should pack up and leave town now."
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"I think it's inspiring that our community is coping with fear"
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"in a way that involves a festival and homemade ice cream."
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"If you'd stop being such an Evangelical atheist,"
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"you might start enjoying yourself."
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"Whoa! Look at you!"
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"You're wearing the hat and everything!"
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"Here's yours!"
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"Mom, do you mind if I cook dinner tonight?"
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"And it's the will of the many heads"
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"that all children honor their parents."
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"Dinner sounds nice."
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"Pardon, Mr. and Mrs. Smith."
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"Father, can we please go to the ascension?"
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"Wh-wh-what is it?"
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"We hereby send these unwantables skyward"
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"that they might be inhaled by the many heads,"
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"Headward, free now to rise."
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"And squeegee comes up from the garage, right?"
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"But he's got a lobster in one hand,"
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"You gonna take a lobster to see "Iron Man 3"?"
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"Ice-T!"
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"Ah, damn."
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"We're out of original-flavor fig Newtons."
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"I should get going anyway."
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"Wait, wait, wait! C-come on."
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"H-hold on a second. Hold on."
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"- What?! - Damn."
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"You didn't tell me you fucked around with portals and shit."
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"You lied! You lied about the charge!"
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"You don't know what you're doing."
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"Oh shit."
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"And then Ethan played guitar, and we learned"
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"the seven contemplations of the head by singing them."
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"Praise be the head!"
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"Praise be the... Yeah."
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"Hi, folks. Head Priest Vagina."
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"Thanks for farming all those potatoes."
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"It's 6:00 P.M., so if you're a parent,"
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"you're now entitled to adoration from your children."
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"I'm going to start dinner!"
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"I don't know what to say. Summer is doing really well here."
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"She's aced every test in potato class,"
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"and look how important potatoes have become."
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"Please help me. You can reach me if you try."
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"Taco time!"
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"That's wonderful, Summer."
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"We're so proud of you."
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"But obviously you don't have to make dinner every night."
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"Oh, my God, daddy! I'm sorry I called you silly!"
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"I'm so sorry!"
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"Heavenly heads and cranial creator,"
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"forgive my transgressions against family and community."
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"May my chores complete me as I complete them."
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"- Morty. - Birdperson?"
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"You appear to be dying."
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"I will make efforts to prevent this but can promise nothing."
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"Shit, overdeveloped, underdeveloped..."
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"Could you give me some help with it, or...?"
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"get my pride wrapped up in your shame."
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"You know what I'm saying?"
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"and I eat it out there,"
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"What? Why not?"
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"What the fuck? You can turn into ice?"
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"There, every being is a letter of the alphabet."
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"But I was frozen and exiled to the cosmos by my elders"
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"as punishment for not caring enough about anything."
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"on a lifelong journey with no destination."
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"like a comet."
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"Take it from me, ice, you can't just"
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"float around space not caring about stuff forever."
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"Good luck, Rick."
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"Okay, things are getting out of hand."
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"I better make sure Rick has everything he needs to get schwifty."
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"Oh, for God's sakes. That's enough."
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"one minute into earth's performance."
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"And you, Mr. President..."
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"and help you get back to him."
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"But can you help me get to my family?"
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"Is your intention to abandon Rick using his own portal gun?"
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"All of Rick's moves are dick moves!"
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"What... What am I eating?"
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"Wh-what is this, bird... birdseed?"
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"It is random debris. I found it in my carpet."
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"- You know what this human eats. - Don't be gross, Tammy."
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"Bird dick."
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"Tammy, gross."
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"Birdperson, you always stick up for Rick,"
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"but he doesn't care about anyone but himself."
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"And the reason I'm alive at all."
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"I could give your loved ones shelter on birdworld,"
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"even jobs, possibly as worm ranchers."
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"and wonder what might have been"
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"had you just put your faith in Rick?"
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""Full Ming Mong, Empty Gorbdork.""
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"Up next, planet Earth!"
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"Oh, God! We're up?!"
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"of what headism has to offer the world."
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