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Clips from Rick and Morty - Get Schwifty (S02E02)

"I have changed."
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"Aah!"
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"Father!"
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"Water-T, where are you going?!"
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"There's too many of them!"
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"Then I better crunch the numbers."
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"Aah! Golf is hard again! Golf is hard again!"
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"The view from here is the same as yours, Jim."
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"A giant head has entered earth's gravity,"
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"we thought were impossible for at least another eight years."
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"Uh, where?"
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"The Pentagon."
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"I mean, not the Pentagon."
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"The lame one here on earth."
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"If it's God, do we get out of school?"
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"- Shut up, Jerry. - Okay."
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"Dad, what do you know about this?"
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"You guys hold tight."
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"Hi. I'm Morty's math teacher."
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"I'm also part of the street team inviting folks"
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"to the church downtown so we can pray together."
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"How is praying going to help?"
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"Ma'am, a giant head in the sky is controlling the weather."
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"Did you want to play checkers? Let's be rational!"
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"are attempting to show this being what humanity's got..."
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"String theory, world history, the human genome..."
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"Have you tried sending it launch codes?"
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"Mr. President, what America's got"
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"Shut up!"
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"Hold it! Don't move!"
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"#"
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"I'm the leader of these people, and I'm unarmed."
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"is a cromulon from the signus five expanse."
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"So you can forget about nukes, and you can forget about math."
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"This head won't go away"
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"A hit song."
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"- You mean like Vivaldi? - No, Frasier."
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"The cromulon feed on the talent and showmanship"
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"of less-evolved life-forms."
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"Change of plan, people."
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"The-Dream?"
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"He wrote "Umbrella" and "Single Ladies"?"
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"You're gonna want to put them on that giant speaker system"
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"at your Sonic testing facility at Area 51."
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"How do you know about that?"
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"For God's sake, Nathan, the man turns people into snakes."
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"He can use Google Maps."
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"Sir, Pharrell, Newman, Corgan, and that Dream guy..."
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"How is that possible? Do people just die when I name them?"
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"The Grammys, sir."
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"all the famous ones... they're gone."
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"Dear God."
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"Hold on, sir. Just a minute."
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"Ice-T survived."
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"He's inbound on an F-15, E.T.A. two hours."
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"Good luck, Mr. President."
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"Sir, the magnetic poles are about to reverse."
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"In two hours, there may not be an Earth to save."
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"I dabble, Mr. President."
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"Get this man and his grandson on a black hawk to Area 51."
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"Every crisis of faith is an opportunity for more faith."
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"When God deals you an 11, you don't fold!"
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"You double down!"
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"That means you, Jews."
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"Nobody? Okay, tough church."
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"Hi. Principal Vagina..."
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"I'm just gonna come out and make this pitch..."
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"The old Gods are dead."
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"All hail the one true God... The giant head in the sky."
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"Bob, Bob, I get it."
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"But unless this can beat that,"
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"So, if you'll all excuse me, I'm going out onto the sidewalk,"
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"I'm dropping to my knees, and pledging my eternal soul"
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"Sally, the plate, please."
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"Oh! This is my favorite part!"
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"- Me! - Yeah, not with that attitude."
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"My name's Jamey... With an e-y!"
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"Go, go, go!"
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"Giant head in the sky, please forgive all that we've done."
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"and our racism and, of course, the Amber Alerts"
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"I keep ignoring on my phone."
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"- Whoa! - Whoa!"
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"Why don't you, uh, find a button on one of those keyboards"
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"and lay down some kind of beat?"
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"W-we get our family and portal out of here!"
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"Morty, good music comes from people who are relaxed."
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"Just hit a button, Morty! Give me a beat!"
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"♫ You gotta get schwifty ♫"
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"Get "schwifty"? What the hell is that?"
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"♫ Time to get schwifty in here ♫"
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""Mr. Bulldops"?"
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"Don't analyze it, Nathan. It's working!"
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"# Take a shit on the floor #"
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"# Hey, take your pants off #"
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"# It's schwifty time today #"
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"Hmm."
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"with entire bodies, stuck to your ground."
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"I like what you got! Good job!"
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"What do you know? He was right!"
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"Now, hold on a second! Let's be rational about this."
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"we don't know there's a cause-effect relationship..."
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"#"
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"What the hell happened?"
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"I think planet Earth has just been transported."
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"Holy crap!"
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"It will never happen again."
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"We're decrypting it now."
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"We asked them to show us what they got, and they did."
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"Now we'll see which of them has got the most."
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"24 hours, 5 planets, 5 songs."
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"But in the end, there can only be one..."
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"Planet music!"
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"All participation is involuntary."
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"Uh, it's probably a bad time to mention it,"
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"from planet Parblesnops', The Greeby Bobes!"
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"Hold it, hold it. Stop."
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"Music isn't about competition or captivity."
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"If you love music, you love freedom."
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"Let these worlds be free! Please!"
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"Disqualified."
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