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Clips from The Office (2005) - Christmas Wishes (S08E08)

"I want Christmas. Just give me plain"
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"baby-Jesus-lying-in-a-manger Christmas"
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"that degrade our sense of adulthood?"
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"That, I cannot do"
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"But I did get you an acre of property on the moon"
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"Where, dark side or light side?"
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"Beachfront Thank you, Andy."
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"So whose wish is next? What about Santa's wish?"
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"My biggest wish is that you a get along well with Jessica"
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"Come on, guys, Jessica"
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"She's not your grandmother is she?"
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"Gam-Gam's name is Ruth, Jim"
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"You should know. I introduced you on speakerphone that time"
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"Jessica is my super serious girlfriend,"
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"who is seriously awesome and seriously sexy."
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"Only thing that's not serious by the way, our repartee"
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"That's great When you know, you know"
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"Hey, what's Ruth's deal, man?"
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"Totally out of your league"
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"So, in summation, ho ho"
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"please be nice to Jessica and mistletoe"
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"And don't go near Gam-Gam"
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"I love Jessica, and l haven't even met her yet"
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"I already love you. Stay home"
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"I just want you to know that I will be mean"
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"It's really no problem. I was already planning on being mean to her."
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"That's okay I don't want you to do that"
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"Hello"
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"Kelly, happy Pancha Ganapati"
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"Cool"
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"How you holding up?"
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"Kevin"
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"I actually appreciate the human intimacy."
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"I feel like a kitten being cradled by a gorilla"
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"Yeah"
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"It's been 10 days since I had sexual intercourse"
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"It... This party will cheer you right up"
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"I hope so. The corporate party was wretched"
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"It's rock and roll for people who don't like rock and roll."
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"Well, I hate to have to take my Santa hat off and put on my hard ass hat"
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"wants to switch desk clumps"
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"It wasn't either of you"
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"Cathy wants to leave our clump?"
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"Don't look. Who it was is not important"
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"and one-upsmanship is driving her crazy."
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"She or he. I just want to say this is not my fault"
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"Okay, the weak always bully the strong"
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"Occasionally preemptive self-defense"
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"Ow! What are you doing? Hey! Hey!"
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"If I catch either of you messing with the other"
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"I will give both bonuses to the other person"
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"Can't do that No, absolutely not."
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"You need consequences Okay, I want you both walking on eggshells."
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"Jessica, yes. We don't say hi. We hug"
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"I'm Erin. Sorry. Ooh"
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"I hope you feel really welcome We all want you here"
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"Oh"
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"You know? And not just because you think they might talk about your penis."
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"Hey! Jess, Erin"
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"I hope you're not talking about my penis"
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"Hi Hi"
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"Hey, everyone I want you to meet Jessica"
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"Wow"
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"Which is funny, actually because my spine is a mess"
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"Scoliosis. Had to wear a back brace for three years but I never did"
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"Oh, no, it's kicking in"
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"Spontaneous scoliosis"
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"This thing could take your arm off your head off."
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"You know, just exercise caution"
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"Thank you All right"
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"Yeah, like, upstairs people 'Cause you got a stick up your butt."
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"Well, you should definitely come The foreman always comes"
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"Plus it's fun you know, cookies smoked fish"
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"alcohol, people acting stupid"
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"You had me at "cookies". I can't wait to find out what they are"
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"What should I wear?"
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"I will look so handsome for you, Darryl"
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"He's trying to entrap me"
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"Oh, God, now I can't drink at this thing"
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"Erin, what can I get for you?"
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"Ryan, Kevin, Phyllis, Oscar come and take these shots."
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"Yes"
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"The fifth one is for you, Erin You can take it or leave it"
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"To take it would be to accept that you're"
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"at a party, and you're an adult woman"
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"and you have an adventurous spirit"
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"To leave it would be fine, too"
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"One, two, three Yes"
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"Okay"
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"Jiminy Christmas"
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"Jiminy Christmas, indeed"
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"Hit her up Oh, yes."
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"Yeah. - Wow"
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"Do you want the number? Oh, it's 4-7-9-3"
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"0-0-3-2-3-3-1-3"
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"Okay, great thank you very much"
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"Hello"
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"compared to normal"
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"You usually dress like a Ghostbuster"
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"Okay. I thought you'd wear a sweater"
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"Since when does a sweater mean "dressed up"?"
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"Am I your grandson?"
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"It's good for people to get to know you."
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"As a contestant on Dancing with the Stars maybe."
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"and then I want a sugar cookie"
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"That's right"
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"Thank you"
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"driving everybody home"
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"A thousand Woah!"
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"Maybe you should mind your own business"
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"Just kidding"
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"Ah! I've been attacked"
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"Oh, my God. Someone put a porcupine in my drawer"
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"Yeah, I was just sitting here at my desk and I reached into my drawer"
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"to grab my toothbrush and some tooth powder"
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"and all of a sudden I was attacked"
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"who has access to a porcupine?"
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"Or who in this office knows that I have access"
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"of my latest Chad Flenderman novel"
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"So just as comfortable on a motorcycle as he is on Air Force One"
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