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Clips from NewsRadio - Presence (S02E02)

It's none of your business.

"It's none of your business."

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[SCREAMS]

"[SCREAMS]"

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I knew it. Just tell me.

"I knew it. Just tell me."

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the cards are right there.

"the cards are right there."

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A pair of sixes!

"A pair of sixes!"

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You bet me on a pair of sixes?

"You bet me on a pair of sixes?"

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You just had to look, didn't you?

"You just had to look, didn't you?"

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I'll just have to call in your credit card

"I'll just have to call in your credit card"

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for pre-approval before we get started, okay?

"for pre-approval before we get started, okay?"

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but thank you, and good night.

"but thank you, and good night."

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Never had a moment's doubt.

"Never had a moment's doubt."

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Still, it wasn't until

"Still, it wasn't until"

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See you tomorrow.

"See you tomorrow."

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Apparently, somebody tried to photocopy a mirror.

"Apparently, somebody tried to photocopy a mirror."

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That was me, Dave,

"That was me, Dave,"

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and it was actually reflective sunglasses.

"and it was actually reflective sunglasses."

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Well, Agent Scully,

"Well, Agent Scully,"

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And, uh, somebody's been going through the recycling bin.

"And, uh, somebody's been going through the recycling bin."

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That contest ended during the Super Bowl.

"That contest ended during the Super Bowl."

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Quite frankly, I'm still very upset

"Quite frankly, I'm still very upset"

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Well, Matthew, this is hardly the forum

"Well, Matthew, this is hardly the forum"

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to discuss our relationship.

"to discuss our relationship."

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Oh, really, David?

"Oh, really, David?"

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Then what is the right forum?

"Then what is the right forum?"

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about maybe getting back together?

"about maybe getting back together?"

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Matthew.

"Matthew."

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Delivery for Dave Nelson from Mr. James.

"Delivery for Dave Nelson from Mr. James."

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Why'd you order a new mixing board?

"Why'd you order a new mixing board?"

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Did Mr. James mention this to anyone else,

"Did Mr. James mention this to anyone else,"

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or has Colonel Kurtz gone up river again?

"or has Colonel Kurtz gone up river again?"

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The A.M. Radio convention's in town.

"The A.M. Radio convention's in town."

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Oh, the poker game!

"Oh, the poker game!"

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The A.M. Poker game.

"The A.M. Poker game."

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Poker game. Ew.

"Poker game. Ew."

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Lord, help us all.

"Lord, help us all."

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Well, what-- what poker game?

"Well, what-- what poker game?"

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Every year at the convention,

"Every year at the convention,"

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Jimmy and all the other rich station owners

"Jimmy and all the other rich station owners"

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play poker for parts of each others' stations.

"play poker for parts of each others' stations."

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you are the original seven-card stud, sir.

"you are the original seven-card stud, sir."

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Ask him how he's doing.

"Ask him how he's doing."

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Okay, I'll tell them.

"Okay, I'll tell them."

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Guys, he's going to win it back in the next hand.

"Guys, he's going to win it back in the next hand."

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go without coffee and snacks

"go without coffee and snacks"

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Yeah!

"Yeah!"

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Joseph, what's this doing on my desk? Joe?

"Joseph, what's this doing on my desk? Joe?"

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Uh, sorry, man.

"Uh, sorry, man."

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I couldn't figure out anyplace else to put it.

"I couldn't figure out anyplace else to put it."

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so if you could move-- Joe.

"so if you could move-- Joe."

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the coffee machine back yet, sir?

"the coffee machine back yet, sir?"

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What happened, Jimmy?

"What happened, Jimmy?"

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Yeah, what happened?

"Yeah, what happened?"

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I was so sure he was bluffing.

"I was so sure he was bluffing."

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I matched him raise for raise.

"I matched him raise for raise."

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I was so sure, so sure he was bluffing.

"I was so sure, so sure he was bluffing."

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Let me guess, he wasn't bluffing.

"Let me guess, he wasn't bluffing."

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No, he was.

"No, he was."

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Anyway, I'm going right back to the game,

"Anyway, I'm going right back to the game,"

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How much have you lost?

"How much have you lost?"

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Thank you, sweetheart.

"Thank you, sweetheart."

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What the hell is that?

"What the hell is that?"

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then let me help you out.

"then let me help you out."

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What, monkey paw?

"What, monkey paw?"

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Cathy, that's bad hoodoo.

"Cathy, that's bad hoodoo."

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It's a rabbit's foot.

"It's a rabbit's foot."

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My good luck rubber band.

"My good luck rubber band."

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you touch it with your right hand seven times.

"you touch it with your right hand seven times."

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probability, and money management.

"probability, and money management."

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Lucky tic-tacs. Keep them in your right pocket.

"Lucky tic-tacs. Keep them in your right pocket."

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Five times. Good luck pencil.

"Five times. Good luck pencil."

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Before you meet anyone new,

"Before you meet anyone new,"

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you touch it to your forehead 12 times.

"you touch it to your forehead 12 times."

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Beth, are these good luck charms,

"Beth, are these good luck charms,"

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or just some bizarre obsessive-compulsive disorder?

"or just some bizarre obsessive-compulsive disorder?"

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Beth?

"Beth?"

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What? Sorry, I was counting my eyebrows.

"What? Sorry, I was counting my eyebrows."

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Oh, this is my lucky haircut.

"Oh, this is my lucky haircut."

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Can't have it, but you could rub it.

"Can't have it, but you could rub it."

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I'm not going to rub it, Matthew.

"I'm not going to rub it, Matthew."

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Okay, Mr. James, here's my good luck ring.

"Okay, Mr. James, here's my good luck ring."

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Oh, what can I do with that?

"Oh, what can I do with that?"

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You wear it around your middle finger.

"You wear it around your middle finger."

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You turn it a quarter of a turn counterclockwise

"You turn it a quarter of a turn counterclockwise"

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All right. What if I forget to turn it?

"All right. What if I forget to turn it?"

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My mother dies.

"My mother dies."

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Why don't you just keep it, okay?

"Why don't you just keep it, okay?"

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[RING DROPS]

"[RING DROPS]"

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I did not tell Bill

"I did not tell Bill"

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has he made veiled references

"has he made veiled references"

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to me having some sort of sexual dysfunction?

"to me having some sort of sexual dysfunction?"

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I didn't tell him because you don't.

"I didn't tell him because you don't."

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Is this just another of your fibs?

"Is this just another of your fibs?"

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Oh.

"Oh."

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Oh, yeah, but wait a minute. That was just because

"Oh, yeah, but wait a minute. That was just because"

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when we were doing it you called me Stewart.

"when we were doing it you called me Stewart."

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I said "Stalwart."

"I said "Stalwart.""

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Dave, you are so totally and completely--

"Dave, you are so totally and completely--"

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Paranoid.

"Paranoid."

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See?

"See?"

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May God take pity on both of you.

"May God take pity on both of you."

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Look-- Look--

"Look-- Look--"

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because he seems upset.

"because he seems upset."

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I'll take care of it.

"I'll take care of it."

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BOTH: I'll take care of it.

"BOTH: I'll take care of it."

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Oh, my God.

"Oh, my God."

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Oh, well, thank you.

"Oh, well, thank you."

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You know, you're quite a noble lover yourself.

"You know, you're quite a noble lover yourself."

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It's even worse than I told you guys.

"It's even worse than I told you guys."

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What'd you lose, a million? Two million?

"What'd you lose, a million? Two million?"

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If anyone can afford it, you can. Am I right?

"If anyone can afford it, you can. Am I right?"

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No, I lost something even more valuable.

"No, I lost something even more valuable."

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Pleas tell me you didn't--

"Pleas tell me you didn't--"

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What?

"What?"

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I lost Bill.

"I lost Bill."

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I bet him in a poker game, and I lost him

"I bet him in a poker game, and I lost him"

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to station WTSB in Atlanta.

"to station WTSB in Atlanta."

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I'm afraid I did.

"I'm afraid I did."

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What else could've possibly been in the pot?

"What else could've possibly been in the pot?"

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DBX console.

"DBX console."

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You bet me against a DBX console?

"You bet me against a DBX console?"

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