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Clips from NewsRadio - Presence (S02E02)

"The photocopier should be repaired some time this afternoon."
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"I was trying to prove a theory involving the fifth dimension."
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"The super what?"
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"Does anybody else have anything?"
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"Penthouse forum."
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"I didn't."
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"[TELEPHONE RINGS] Oh, yo. WNYX."
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"Oh, hey, Mr. James, how you doing?"
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"Yeah, sir, we just got it."
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"Uh...yeah, yeah. They just took it, sir."
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"Well, what are we supposed to do until then,"
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"like wild animals in some sort of police state?"
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"Well, I've got a lot of work to do today,"
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"Don't you spray me with that, Joseph."
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"All right."
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"Oh, baby."
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"Hey, did you win"
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"How you doing, Dave?"
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"Did you win the coffee machine back yet, sir?"
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"Did you win the coffee machine back yet, sir?"
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"I'm so sorry, Cathy."
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"He still had a better hand than mine, though."
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"Let's just say I'm way behind on this one."
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"That's Matthew's herbal tea."
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"Well, there isn't any."
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"James, cards are not a game of luck."
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"For the last time,"
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"You don't have a sexual dysfunction."
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"I know, so why did you tell him I did?"
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"Listen, I promise you. I did not tell--"
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"when you had that little problem?"
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"Okay. Fine."
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"I did say, "Stalwart.""
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"No. Bill."
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"You lost Bill in a poker game?"
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"Let me get this straight."
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"you cannot bet"
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"At a time like this,"
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"Page 15, article 4, paragraph 1."
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""Contract transferable to third party"
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"It doesn't say anything--"
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"Read your Act of God clause."
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""and for the purposes of this contract only"
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"Now, betting a mixing board is one thing,"
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"I got to go win him back."
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"You'll go?"
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"Come on, come on. How much?"
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"Yes."
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"No contest. Lisa's a much better liar."
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"I've always meant to tell you"
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"from you last year."
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"Have you gone completely insane?"
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"I know I've played my share"
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"of mean tricks on you over the years..."
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"That's not true."
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"for that cruel world out there,"
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"where a person like you is easy prey"
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"for those of us who are stronger and smarter."
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"and see if any of that crap is yours."
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"Oh, Matthew. Yeah, yeah?"
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"Bill, that's sweet."
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"I've never even noticed your existence,"
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"your braying laugh"
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"since the day you first set foot in this office."
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"Well, come on, how hard can it be?"
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"Which is called "a deck.""
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"Which is called "a deck.""
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"I have no idea why."
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"Okay, okay, okay."
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""Always after me lucky charms.""
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"Sorry."
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"Whoa."
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"Okay, I will be dealt five cards, face down."
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"Joe, how do these things work?"
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"using invisible dye."
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"Cool. What kind of dye is it?"
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"You still owe me 35 bucks."
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"Oh, and, uh..."
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"We'll learn the rest in the cab. Let's go."
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"This is my good-luck charm."
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"when you date Dave."
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"Hey, Joe. What up?"
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"I want you to meet a couple friends of mine."
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"Charlie owns half of Rhode Island,"
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"The intergalactic bounty hunter"
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"Ta-dah! Fancy free hotel room."
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"Beth, won't we be in a little bit of trouble"
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"I don't know what is."
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"I made them."
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"there we go."
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"Gentlemen, I have you now."
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"I see their cards-- hang on."
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"First time in a hotel, huh, Beth?"
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"Whoo-whoo!"
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"Let me get this straight."
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"and the Jack Cheese casserole."
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"promotions."
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"I believe these pliers are yours."
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"Now I know it's Bonnie."
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"is because she didn't want you to get upset."
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"All women have their secrets."
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"Take me, for instance."
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"Now, that's my little secret."
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"Which one?"
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"I mean, I know it's not Barney Frank."
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"Did someone call for a massage?"
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"Over here, baby."
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"Right there."
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"[WHISPERS SOFTLY]"
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"Coffee maker."
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"I bet WNYX's news director."
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"Lisa, come here."
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"Dave, I am playing poker."
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"Are you bluffing?"
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"I won't."
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"Okay."
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"Fine."
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"I'm out."
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"Ooh. Yeah."
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