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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Beer Bad (S04E04)

"Help. Oh, God."
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"Fire angry."
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"We got a problem. The guys, they..."
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"They had it coming."
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"I've been taking abuse from snot-nosed kids for 20 years."
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"They're always in here with their snotty attitudes, drinking their fruity microbrews,"
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"spouting some philosophy like it means a damn thing."
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"- Thinking they're different than us. - They are now."
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"They ain't. That's the great thing about beer. It makes all men the same."
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"Why are we talking about beer? The guys are..."
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"The beer."
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"Neat, huh? My brother-in-law's a warlock. He showed me how."
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"No. No neat. I served them that beer."
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"How much beer does a person need to consume before they start questing for fire?"
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"Relax. It'll wear off in a day or so."
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"You're a bad, bad man."
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"- I cut her off. She didn't drink as much. - I can't believe you served Buffy that beer."
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"I'm not the dad of her. Buffy's a grown-up. She's intelligent enough to..."
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"I don't mean this in a bragging way, but I do get to know a lot of women."
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"Well, getting to know people is good."
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"I've yet to find a girl that I can just, you know, sit with,"
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"feeling totally at ease, spewing whatever's on my mind."
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"OK. I mean, I feel you've shown me a perspective"
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"I've enjoyed talking with you - here, tonight."
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"You know, I'm wondering something. About you."
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"Just how gullible do you think I am?"
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"I mean, with your gentle eyes and your shy smile"
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"- You're unbelievable. - What?"
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"All you're thinking about is how long before you can jump on my bones."
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"Fascinating, really."
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"Want. Want people."
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"Boy smell nice."
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"Or perhaps she should be left alone."
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"Yeah, I think we need to track down the fun boys somewhat pronto."
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"- Jack said the effects of the beer wear off. - Beer?"
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"- Buffy strong. - Yes, Buffy strong."
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"- Buffy get beer. - Buffy get..."
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"Which way?"
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"Woman."
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"Man."
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"Woman."
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"Can't find the beer. Good."
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"We're good."
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"Is there any part of Buffy still in there?"
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"Buffy?"
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"Oh, God."
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"Oh, God."
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"Buffy. What do we do? Oh, God."
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"Buffy tired."
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"And was there a lesson in all this, huh? What did we learn about beer?"
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"- Foamy. - Good. Just as long as that's clear."
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"It'll give 'em time to ponder the geopolitical ramifications of being mean to me."
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"You were great tonight, really."
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"I may not deserve this, but do you think you could forgive me?"
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"Say "hi" to Non-College Guy."
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"- Buffy? - Parker?"
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"But the id works solely out of the pleasure principle. It wants."
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"Whatever social skills we have, however much we've evolved,"
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"Rough day?"
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"You know there's more to it than wiping and kicking?"
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"I've seen Cocktail. I can do the hippy hippy shake."
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"- Shutting up now. - I'm pregnant by my stepbrother,"
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"Right. Parker and his latest conquest. That boy should have his attention span checked."
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"Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but my father says if you wanna be a gentleman, you..."
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"I think we have a perfect venue here for conducting a little sociometry."
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"We are what these girls want. And four glasses."
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"If he were tied and gagged and left in a cave that vampires happen to frequent,"
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"it wouldn't really be like I killed him, really."
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"- No. - Idiot."
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"- What's the matter? - I don't know."
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"I feel..."
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"We could go back to your place. I could make you soup."
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"What modern-day pundits fail to realise"
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"- Well, Thomas Aquinas... - No."
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"- Be interesting. - Tell us about yourself."
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"Groupie."
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"You didn't? Not with Parker again?"
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"Well, for today we'll just have to throw spitballs at his neck in class."
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"But that doesn't mean it isn't worth knowing, or that it won't be on the midterm."
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"- get the worksheet from the TA. - Buffy, are you OK?"
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"Yeah."
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"You."
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"Did it hurt?"
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"- I don't get what you mean. What did I do? - She shared something intimate with you."
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"Yes, followed by an admission of undeniable guilt. But go on."
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"Go on."
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"Somebody didn't have their fibre today."
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"Fire... fire pretty."
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"- I didn't know it was evil. - You knew it was beer."
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"Excuse me, Mr "I spent the '60s in an electric Kool-Aid funky Satan groove"."
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"Parker bad."
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"But I haven't found "the one" yet."
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"This isn't sharing. This isn't connecting. It's the pleasure principle."
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"- Look, if you think that I'm... - I mean, you men. It's all about the sex."
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"You find a woman, drag her to your den, do whatever's necessary as long as you get sex."
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"See?"
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"Where people go?"
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"Want beer."
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"Check down there. Find her before someone gets hurt."
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"Buffy."
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"Remember the boy? Boy smell nice, yeah?"
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"Yes. Please..."
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"Buffy."
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"Buffy, I don't know how to say this."
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"- the pleasure principle works in all of us. - Really?"
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"- and a daiquiri. - A simple request."
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"- Oh, Riley. So sorry. - It's OK. You know, most people go around."
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"I'm the new bartender over at the pub. Got my lighter, my rag, my empathy face."
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"Forget about it. You know, I've got some people waiting. I'll see you in class, right?"
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"Buffy."
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"Now, if I've been unclear in any way, speak now."
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"And I'm gonna do whatever it takes to get you to forgive me."
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"Willow, I don't regret what happened. Or what we did."
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"- What? What? - For the last time, a pitcher of beer."
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"Veruca? No. I know their drummer. He's cool. I've never heard them play."
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"Beer bad. Bad, bad beer."
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"Blonde. About this tall. She walks with a sort of a sideways limp."
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"- Buffy want beer. - No. You can't have beer."
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"- Well, you weren't in class. Again. - Band was practising."
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"Where girl go?"
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