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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Beer Bad (S04E04)

"- Gets my Oscar nod. - You know what? It's class time."
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"You know, maybe... maybe he's just having trouble dealing."
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"I mean, don't guys sometimes keep the girls they really, really like"
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"inside these deep little brain-fantasy bubbles where everything's perfect?"
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"- Parker. - Maybe I'm in his bubble,"
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"and pretty soon, he'll realise that he wants more than just Bubble Buffy"
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"and he'll pop me out and we'll go to dinner and..."
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"It could happen, right?"
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"Buffy, that is my best friend, you need to think about not-Parker."
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"He's no good. There are men, better men, wherein the mind is stronger than the penis."
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"Nothing can defeat the penis."
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"Too loud and very unseemly."
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"I mean, I'm sorry to be so coarse, but I feel strongly about stinky Parker man."
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"He can be really sweet."
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"I think that he has intimacy problems because of the death of his father."
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"Not interested. You got troubles, tell 'em to the bartender."
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"- Do I have to write it down? - A cold ale."
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"I'm not saying you can't tunnel through me, but the other way is quicker."
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"In my defence, you do take up a lot of space."
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"He's kind of a girl chaser, huh?"
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"don't even care what my father says."
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"I'm sorry. What?"
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"We accepted Melody's pledge and made her a sister of Beta Delta Gamma."
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"And our pins arrived today. I designed it myself."
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"Hey, Paula. You keeping this fine bartender from his duty?"
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"- A man's gotta make a living. - It's all right."
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"I said it's all right. I'm due for a break."
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"So what were you discussing? Maybe we can all join."
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"I've got beer. You want some beer?"
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"Yeah. A pitcher of Black Frost."
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"Now, given your socioeconomic statuses, I foresee a B rejects A dyad."
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"You see, we are the future of this country and you keep the bowl of peanuts full."
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"How's about I see some ID? You're not getting a drop until..."
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"Just give him a beer."
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"Thanks."
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"It's just Parker's problem with intimacy turns out to be that he can't get enough of it."
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"And I knew it. I knew what he was."
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"- Buffy. - I'm a slut."
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"No. You gotta stop being so hard on..."
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"Sorry. So sorry."
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"Do not go anywhere."
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"I am so sorry. I just... I seem to be bumping into people today."
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"I can't imagine anybody minding."
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"You're not thinking of leaving, are you?"
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"We have a very strict policy against you leaving. At least until you've had a drink."
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"Yeah. What my friend's just saying is, you shouldn't be sad and alone right now."
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"And could we be those men?"
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"It's on us."
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"Hey. You got a table."
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"I copied out my notes for psych since you were so elsewhere this morning."
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"It's nothing."
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"No. That's OK, I'm fine. Thanks."
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"Do you know her?"
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"is all the socioeconomic and psychological problems inherent in modern society"
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"Black Frost is the only beer."
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"My mother always said beer is evil."
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"Evil, good. These are moral absolutes"
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"See..."
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"- Wait, where was I? - I'm really not sure."
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"- There will be no Thomas Aquinas here. - Keep your theology of Providence, fat boy."
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"Had morality developed under the influence of beer, there would be no good or evil."
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"- Yeah. What do you like? - Well, I don't hate this, for a start."
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""My name's Veruca. I'm in a band.""
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""I'm Oz. I'm in a band, too.""
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""How fun. A groupie.""
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"Tiny little people."
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"What have you done with Buffy?"
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"Four?"
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"Buffy, are you OK?"
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"I mean, do you wanna talk about it?"
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"I went to see Xander."
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"Gutterface. No."
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"It's nice. Foamy."
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"Comforting."
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"It's beer."
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"Drowning your troubles over Parker. Mind-Frying Man."
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"He deserves a torturous and slow death by spider bites."
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"OK."
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"But getting dressed would be fun, too."
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"Next class, we'll move on to personality types and disorders."
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"Well then, she'll have some time on her hands."
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"As I was saying, we won't be able to cover it all in class."
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"- Based on that, choose three essay titles... - Sure. Why wouldn't I be?"
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"It's good. Mm, good. Enough."
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"You should come to our class on big thinking. It's good."
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"Boy, I'm having the worst day."
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"You got a light?"
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"- I tried calling. - Yeah, I've been at the library."
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"- How are you feeling? - What do you mean?"
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"- Hey, Shy's playing again tonight. - Shy?"
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"Yeah, Veruca's band. And they asked me to sit in with them."
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"- Like it. - It's time to go home, Buffy."
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"Want more singing. Want more beer."
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"Out you go."
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"What the hell am I saying? Buffy, go home and go to bed."
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"- Say "bye". - Bye."
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"Hey."
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"- Did you want something? - Yes."
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"I want to give you a piece of my mind. I'm tired of you men and your man-ness."
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"Buffy's really hurting right now. In fact, she's in need of a big mental tidy."
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"Parker, how could you do this to her?"
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"And you act like it's nothing more than a bag of some kind of sack food."
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"Willow, I'm not sure I need to explain my actions here, but if that's what you want..."
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"Or a Ioyal friendship. Or something."
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"But most are just two people passing through life,"
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"Just for one night, can't two people who feel an attraction"
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"come together and create something wonderful?"
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"but never overanalysing it or wanting it to be more than it was?"
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"I have. She should too."
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"People like Buffy, and me, assume that intimacy means friendship and respect."
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"People shouldn't have to ask first: "Are you gonna be eyeing other prospects tomorrow?""
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""Just so you know, I'll never grow any older with you.""
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"Maybe."
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"You're a good friend."
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"Let's see, I'll take this one and this one."
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"You guys being so dapper of brain, maybe you can help me out."
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"OK, great. See, if your bill comes to $38"
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"That makes your tip what?"
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"Are you all right in there?"
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"Easy. We're cool."
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