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Clips from Family Guy - Love Thy Trophy (S02E02)

"Swing and a miss."
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""is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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""on which we used to rely?"
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""Lucky there's a man who'll positively tell you"
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""laugh 'n' cry"
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"What did you do to my daughter? I swear to God, if you touched her..."
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"You know what? There's no room in my car for your big, ugly purse."
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"I can't say no to you, honey. What are they, like, $10?"
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"...I just want to crack you with a cue stick."
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"Go, Spooner Street!"
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"We didn't measure!"
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"Perhaps I should seek employment."
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"I don't want to play the piano!"
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"Welcome to the 83rd annual Quahog Harvest Festival Parade."
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"Are you as excited as I am, Tom?"
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"...and clipped onto it is a list of this year's float entries."
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"Remember, the float that best captures this year's theme..."
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"That's not Angela. That's Mona, Angela's mom."
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"This one's got Tony bathing Jonathan. That's just plain wrong."
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"I don't care if they're from Kubla filthy-wretched Khan!"
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"That's my son."
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"What's all the noise? I was just jerked out of a sound sleep."
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"- Maybe it fell. - Yeah. Right into someone's pocket."
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"You think one of us stole it?"
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"Out there every trash day picking through my garbage."
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"That's an invasion of my privacy."
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"Those Griffins always were oddballs, Joe. Real oddballs."
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"Giddy-up, you stubby little mare! To the pancake house!"
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"And to think they used to be our best friends!"
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"Damn, it's not here!"
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"- Is anything missing? - No. I don't think so."
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"- Bonnie. - Lois."
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"That ought to slow them down."
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"Here's your check. God bless."
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"Here, Honey. What's this? Blueberries?"
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"Oh, my..."
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"Yes, they will."
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"A bunch of card-carrying Commies if you ask me!"
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"All right."
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"Fat boy!"
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"Those people are nothing but vile, cheating, lying scum."
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"No! No, I won't!"
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"But you love mashed turkey and peas."
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"Is Meg Griffin here? No, she's not."
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"Stewie!"
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"A woman from Child Services came and took Stewie!"
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"Stewie."
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"So this is where babies come from?"
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"- I'm sorry. I can't find your paperwork. - Look harder! I want my baby back!"
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"You people understand every language except English!"
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"Now, Stewie, why don't you go play with the others?"
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"You put some shiny hunk of metal before your own friendships."
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"Yeah! Come on!"
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"Doorbell!"
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"You know, I just bet there is."
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"Cram it, Gandhi! Santa is Asian."
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"Lois, we got him. It's all over."
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"Joe and Cleveland can't stall them. They're heading your way!"
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"Hold it right there!"
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"Don't shoot!"
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"That's a very long story."
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"I guess some mysteries are better left unsolved."
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"Submitted for your approval."
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"Good evening. I'm Diane Simmons."
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"A stunning development tonight as O.J. Simpson is proven innocent."
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"We have the identity of the real killer. But first..."
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"It's fall. The time of year when the leaves turn a pretty, purpley orange..."
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"...and Quahog prepares for its annual Harvest Festival Parade."
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"Asian reporter Trisha Takanawa joins us live..."
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"...from the ceremony where they are choosing this year's theme."
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"Diane, behind me are 1,000 beautiful doves."
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"Gently tied to each of their delicate legs is a parade theme..."
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"...suggested by ordinary citizens of Quahog."
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"And here to pick this year's winning theme..."
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"...is Ten Commandments star, Charlton Heston."
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"Let my pigeons go!"
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"He nailed one! We have our theme!"
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"I submitted "togetherness." A simple theme."
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"But powerful, nonetheless."
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"Come on, "overcoming adversity"! Let's go, "overcoming adversity"!"
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"Show me "women I gave the clap to"!"
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"And the Harvest Festival Parade theme is:"
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""The episode of Who's the Boss?"
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""...where Tony sees Angela naked in the shower.""
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"Yes! That's mine! Un-freaking-believable!"
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"Wait a minute. He's not dead yet."
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""Michael Flatley.""
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"It's great they picked your theme, but isn't it a little esoteric?"
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"Esoteric?"
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"- Could it mean "sexy"? - I think it's a science term."
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"Fellas, esoteric means "delicious.""
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"Who's the Boss? Is not a food."
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""It seems today that all you see"
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""But where are those good, old-fashioned values"
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""Lucky there's a family guy"
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""all the things that make us"
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"I have no friends, and it's all because of this stupid purse!"
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"Honey, what happened?"
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"It was lunchtime and..."
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"I love the color of your Prada bag."
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"- Yeah, but yours has that great clasp. - Hey, Meg, you want to come to lunch?"
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"Meg, let me tell you about popularity."
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"Mrs. Canner? Are you coming? Bye!"
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"Daddy, if you really loved me, you'd buy me a Prada bag."
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"More like $1,100."
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"We'll never finish the float in time for the parade."
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"Pick up the pace, guys!"
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"Peter, your theme is a dud."
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"Yeah. I've never even seen Who's the Boss?"
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"Tuesdays in the '80s I was always in bed by 8:00 and home by 11:00."
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"But I can't do it without you guys, because I'll tell you who's the boss."
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"It's not Tony or Angela."
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"It's not even man-crazy Mona. It's all of us."
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"You're the boss because you never give up, like with the ladies."
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"Gemini."
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"Capricorn."
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"I know you're not a Virgo!"
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"From down here, you look like a Pisces!"
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"Like when we play pool, you take so long to line up your shots..."
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"But I don't because that would be a hate crime, and I love you."
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