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Clips from Family Guy - Yug Ylimaf (S11E11)

"I own a cinder block yard. Have over 12,000 cinder blocks."
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"My mother will make you farkshekoosh when we are done."
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"(GUN FIRES)"
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"That's what I do when I take my dad's car out."
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"What's happening to my time machine?"
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"Peter, why are you turning up the heat again?"
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"Well, I didn't want you to find out I'd been using it,"
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"so I tried turning the chronological gauge backward."
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"Okay, now I get it."
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"Well, clearly, when you attempted to reverse the gauge on my time machine,"
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"but I've taken on bigger challenges before."
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"I had to explain to America why Heidi Klum broke up with Seal."
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"There, now you've got a fresh new diaper, Stewie."
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"Oh, my God, it just went back in my body."
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"I'm not so sure about that."
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""Your trash barrels were a little close to our driveway. Joe."
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"Man, watching sex in reverse is just bizarre."
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"yet we only just recently entered reverse time."
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"in which time moves more slowly."
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"My God, why is there vomit everywhere?"
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"What the hell?"
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"(SOBS)"
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"We just ate so much vomit."
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"That means Susie's been un-born."
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"Oh, my God, we're getting closer to the beginning."
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"Hey, little guy."
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"Brian, help! it's up to you."
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"(ALL CHEER)"
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"All right, I was standing right here,"
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"Oh, thank God."
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"(SINGING) It seems today that all you see"
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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"On which we used to rely?"
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"Lucky there's a man who positively can do"
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"All the things that make us"
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"Laugh and cry"
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"He's a family guy"
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"(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"If you ever need cinder block, I can get you good price."
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"Thank you."
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"I have a six-CD changer,"
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"so you can pretty much fill the tray and create a world."
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"Come have sex with me."
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"Wait!"
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"I have a time machine."
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"You do?"
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"- Yeah, you want to see it? - Yes, I want to see it."
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"Better luck next time, pal."
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"Some people got moves, others don't."
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"Been that way forever."
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"You. Me. Sex."
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"Him legend."
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"Where are we?"
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"Ford's Theatre, April 14,1865."
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"Oh, Valentine's Day. How romantic."
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"Uh, yeah, sure, you know me."
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"Oh, my God, the President's been shot."
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"If you ask me, the President's the lucky one."
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"How's that?"
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"He doesn't have to sit through the rest of the show."
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"Yes, I'd like to return this printer."
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"MAN: The frame is crashing to the ground,"
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"not quite to the mooring mast! Oh, the humanity!"
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"And all the passengers screaming around here!"
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"And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse,"
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"there's a dog having sex with a woman!"
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"but seriously, "Oh, the humanity" even more right now!"
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"I mean, come on!"
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"So that's what restaurants were like before desegregation."
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"- It was quiet. -It was quiet."
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"Wow, Brian, you've had quite a string of female guests spend the night lately."
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"Yeah, whatever you're doing, it's working."
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"You should see the way I have to pick up chicks."
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"Hi. (GIGGLING)"
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"Well, I guess you can call me the Man of La Munch-a. (CHUCKLES)"
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"Hey, why does your time machine have a sticker that says,"
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""Property of Stewie Griffin"?"
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"Uh..."
Family Guy
"Well, I... (SIGHS)"
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"All right, to be completely honest,"
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"and because we've already had sex, it's not mine."
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"I use it all the time, and the owner has no idea."
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"In fact, he'd kill me if he knew."
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"Really? Won't he see that thing on the control panel"
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"that says "Years Traveled"?"
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"What thing?"
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"Look, it's no big deal."
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"Just reverse it and take off the miles."
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"Are you 16?"
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"I will be next September."
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"Well, I think someone"
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"has a Barnes & Noble gift card coming for their silence."
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"(GLASS SHATTERS)"
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"Brian, what the hell are you doing in here?"
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"I don't know, man."
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"I saw Meg leaving a minute ago, going, "Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha.""
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"Oh, my God, it's having a complete meltdown."
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"(BOTH GRUNTING)"
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"- What happened? - I don't know."
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"Dear God, my time machine!"
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"You want to tell me about this?"
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"See? I told you. It was Meg."
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"I don't think so. The crotch doesn't look like a BMX track."
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"You bastard! You've been using my time machine"
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"to nail your bar skanks!"
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"Come on, they're not all bad."
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"Yes, I've seen the women you bring home."
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"That stutterer? She was a real prize."
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"(STUTTERING) Lois, it's delicious."
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"For crying out loud."
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"Lois, this woman is obviously freezing."
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"Brian, I want you to tell me exactly what you did to my time machine."
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"It's not designed to go backward, Brian."
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"The question is, how am I going to fix it?"
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"What the hell?"
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"Dear God, everything's moving backward."
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"What? What are you talking about?"
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"I don't know what the hell you did with all your messing around, Brian,"
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"but somehow my machine seems to have reversed the direction of time."
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