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Clips from Friends - The One with Phoebe's Cookies (S07E07)

"I'm not gonna be the mom who makes the world's best cookies."
Friends
"Kids love that, right?"
Friends
"Aw, Pheeb, isn't there any relative that would have the recipe?"
Friends
"What about your sister?"
Friends
"And that's not happening until October 15, 2032."
Friends
"That's the day you're gonna die? See."
Friends
"That's what you think."
Friends
"You know, I may have relatives in France who would know."
Friends
"Ugh."
Friends
"Phoebe, is this the recipe?"
Friends
"You know, I'm a little embarrassed about it."
Friends
"I understand completely. There's nothing more horrifying..."
Friends
"As a matter of fact, when I started dating Judy, I was unemployed."
Friends
"- What'd you do when they found out? - They never did."
Friends
"So if you ever see me giving them legal advice, just nod along."
Friends
"...your way of sailing is a lot more fun."
Friends
"Yep, yep."
Friends
"Hey, why don't you give a pull on that rope?"
Friends
"- Just pull on it. - All right."
Friends
"Sandwiches!"
Friends
"- Thank you. - Oh, wow."
Friends
"Don't hold it like that. You're letting all the good stuff fall out."
Friends
"Oh, my God. I'm my dad!"
Friends
"Are you sure?"
Friends
"No."
Friends
"Unless someone borrowed it and left it at the gynecologist."
Friends
"Break my heart. Oh, all right."
Friends
"- How's the boat? - I'm getting into this sailing stuff."
Friends
"- You know what I was thinking? - What?"
Friends
"Nothing, I just like to go like this."
Friends
"...and that stupid fire burned it up!"
Friends
"I do this at work all the time."
Friends
"Get out of the way, jackass!"
Friends
"No. What do you do if I say we're coming about?"
Friends
"[BLARING]"
Friends
"Time's up. Now you're dead."
Friends
"So do you want to pay attention, or do you want to die?"
Friends
"Um, Chauncey on the other hand..."
Friends
"...and we were gonna take a steam."
Friends
"Guys?"
Friends
"He'll be telling this story for years."
Friends
"- All right, I'm off to see your dad. - Oh, whoa."
Friends
"Aren't you a little overdressed?"
Friends
"Yeah, and you better make sure he tips you this time."
Friends
"And by "face," I don't mean his lap."
Friends
"So when are we getting back out on the water, matey?"
Friends
"Oh, yeah, batch 17 was good."
Friends
"Remember how we talked about the portside?"
Friends
"- Oh, yeah. - Right?"
Friends
"Oh, when we did that was when that bird was overhead with the fish in his mouth."
Friends
"- Ugh. - Hey, I..."
Friends
"What about friends of your grandmother? Would they have the recipe?"
Friends
"My grandmother said she got the recipe..."
Friends
"What was her name?"
Friends
"Her father asked me what I did for a living."
Friends
"Here you go."
Friends
"- What are you doing? - Oops. Sorry."
Friends
"You're wasting good pastrami!"
Friends
"- What we want, honey. - No, you don't want this."
Friends
"- Hey, guys. RACHEL: Hey."
Friends
"You didn't think I used to wear glasses, right?"
Friends
"I'm sorry. I will try to tone it down and, uh, stop yelling."
Friends
"Oh."
Friends
"Shall we?"
Friends
"Well, I've tried everything. I give up."
Friends
"Okay! Okay! You're yelling again. See that?"
Friends
"I cannot believe that I spent the last two days trying to figure out that recipe."
Friends
"And deaf!"
Friends
"Hey!"
Friends
"Batch 16. Sixteen, people, get out of the way!"
Friends
"And by "face," I don't mean my ass."
Friends
"- I told him I was a lawyer. - Heh."
Friends
"...I would talk to Ursula is over my dead body."
Friends
"Yes!"
Friends
"Wow, that's great! Dad must like you."
Friends
"Well, I had a great time."
Friends
"Look, here's the story."
Friends
"Women are mean!"
Friends
"- Really? - Yeah."
Friends
"- No, why? - Then, free as a bird. What's up?"
Friends
"Okay, you go on and make your little jokes."
Friends
"Oh, God, Joey. Oh, I'm my father."
Friends
"- Really? - Yeah, come on."
Friends
"Looking up?"
Friends
"Nestlé Toll House?"
Friends
"Did I...? I just said, "Greens don't quit," didn't I?"
Friends
"Didn't you used to have a pair?"
Friends
"[MOUTHS] I had no idea."
Friends
"And I know you wanted it as an engagement present."
Friends
"Two! I've been engaged twice."
Friends
"- That is the Coast Guard. - What are they doing out here?"
Friends
"- Yes. - Don't just say yes."
Friends
"I can't believe that."
Friends
"I will tell the story."
Friends
"I wish you a long and happy marriage."
Friends
"- Why not? - Because you're mean on the boat."
Friends
"You have to respect the sea."
Friends
"I did not like batch 16."
Friends
"Okay, Joey. Honey, you're doing really good."
Friends
"That's it! You're yelling, and I don't see you taking your top off."
Friends
"Oh, my God. Wait."
Friends
"Ugh, Joey."
Friends
"I do make the best duck confit with broccoli raab."
Friends
"[English - US - SDH]"
Friends
"Oh, uh, I don't know the boat way to say this, but, never."
Friends
"- Of course. - Pfft."
Friends