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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Gryzzlbox (S07E07)

"They knew you'd be distracted. That's how they slipped it in."
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"I did this to the town."
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"It's Ice Town all over again."
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"Okay, this is what I can give you."
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"No more janitorial duties, better parking spot,"
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"and for salary, we're at 500 a week."
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"Dollars, man."
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"What about the rights to Johnny Karate?"
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"I can't bend on that one."
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"Uh, here you go: Kung-Fu Billy."
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"Jeremy Punch-Guy."
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"Ed Kick."
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"Those are actually pretty great."
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"But Johnny Karate is special to me."
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"He's making the biggest mistake of his life."
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"He's walking out on Hank Muntak?"
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"I once sat in the original Batmobile."
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"James Woods follows my niece on Twitter."
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"He's gonna regret this."
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"Some of us are already there, Wyatt."
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"Ben's right. This is Ice Town all over again."
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"- I-- - Ron!"
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"If you're gonna sign"
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"you need to read it thoroughly."
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"That's why the only contract I've ever signed"
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"And even then, I used a fake name."
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"You're not gonna take the fall for this."
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"Ron, make sure that Donna doesn't hurt him."
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"You wanted to see me?"
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"my tomato plants-- oh, God, I'm out!"
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"like I've wasted the last ten years of my life,"
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"and it all started with this internship,"
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"April, you spent the last ten years doing amazing things"
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"with this Parks department, and learning"
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"from the greatest teacher in this or any business,"
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"Leslie Freaking Knope!"
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"You'd be a checkout girl at a gas station"
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"if it wasn't for that internship."
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"Sweet potato pie, unlikely animal friend pairings,"
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"And I think you know that."
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"And now if you'll excuse me, I have to go find a new intern."
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"to the show isn't a box of objects"
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"Okay, uh, I think there are certain questions"
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"about certain aspects of certain parts of this situation"
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"that require an evaluation about whether or not"
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"Extremely well-put."
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"I'm Ben Wyatt, City Manager."
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"What Gryzzl is doing with our private information"
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"may not technically be illegal, but it's definitely not chill."
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"We are hella chill."
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"And frankly, if you don't like our vibe,"
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"Well, we kind of do."
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"I mean, the internet is no longer optional,"
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"by a multibillion dollar company."
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"and allow people the ability to opt out."
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"To be honest, Judge Perd is stumped by this case."
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"I've also misplaced my judge hammer."
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"I cannot render a verdict here."
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"Therefore, I must declare a mistrial, which is a term"
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"And we're clear."
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"Hey, good news! I think I found a job."
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"Get this--they're gonna pay me the minimum wage."
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"Put your mop down, bud."
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"I got you the rights to Johnny Karate."
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"No way! How?"
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"Please, man, please!"
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"Andy's my friend, and I want to do a good job,"
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"and there's this girl I really like,"
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"and she lives in Chicago, and she's still dating someone,"
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"See?"
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"I told you it was gonna work out."
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"Hey, I am sorry that I screwed up your life."
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"I found a bunch of new potential interns to replace Jen."
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"How'd you manage that?"
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"I just thought, "What would Leslie do?""
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"So I handed out flyers and I canvassed the college."
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"I even baked a bunch of cookies."
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"It was weird, I actually enjoyed finding them."
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"Good idea."
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"You should up your therapy to seven times a week,"
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"Victor Garber, James Garner, Jennifer Garner."
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"Hey, you're back! How was the trip?"
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"It was okay. Kind of weird."
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"Oh. Weird couple of days for me too."
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"Closed a bunch of deals, did a bunch of crunches..."
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"Yeah, I broke up with Conrad."
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"But what I would like to do is have a glass of wine"
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"threw at Jesse Eisenberg at the BAFTA awards."
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"- Mm. He deserved it. - No. he didn't!"
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"Uh, settle in,"
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"because I have some very strong feelings about this."
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"Look, this Gryzzl thing, it's complicated."
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"and people know that."
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"illegal on Gryzzl."
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"We need to talk."
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"This is a flying robot I just shot out of the sky"
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"after it delivered a package to my house."
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"- The package was addressed to my son,"
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"and does not own a Gryzzl doodad."
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"and learned something about my child"
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"so I destroyed the robot."
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"No one is safe from these bastards."
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"Ah!"
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"I made fun of you when you said it would happen"
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"Mmm. Really good."
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"Check this out."
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"And I want to own the character Johnny Karate, 'cause it's me."
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"Yeah, we're adorable, but this is creepy."
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"I never would have agreed to work with them"
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"I'ma put you on Front Street."
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"On the advice of my therapist, Dr. Richard Nygard,"
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"February 2016--I think you're gonna really enjoy"
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"So cute--"
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"he is going to lose. His. Mind."
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"Nothing. College is stupid."
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"- Jen is it? - Yeah."
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"We're back in 30 minutes."
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"Let's make this quick."
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"Different Selena Gomez."
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"to learn what you really want."
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