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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Gryzzlbox (S07E07)

"Maybe you can snoop around."
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"Psyched to give you guys a tour."
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"Yes, hello, I'm Darlene Johannsen,"
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"and this is my assistant-turned-lover,"
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"Ours is a new romance, but one that sent shockwaves"
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"through my architecture firm."
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"- But it feels so right. - Steady."
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"Sweet. Let's get loco."
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"Okay, so, let's get to know each other."
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"whether you're throwing your lives away,"
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"stuff like that."
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"I love the Parks department."
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"Uh, Mork?"
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"Oh, it's Mike."
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"I love parks, more than anything,"
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"and I've been a summer camp counselor since I was 13."
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"Ugh. Gross."
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"What about you? Why are you here?"
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"The only thing I love more than parks is recreation."
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"Really?"
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"No, I just needed college credit."
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"What are you studying?"
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"Then who made you do this."
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"- My parents. - What are they like?"
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"Well, my mom's the devil and my dad's a dumb doctor."
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"- Oh, my dad's a doctor. - Shut up."
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"I feel like you have almost zero potential."
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"I think that's cool."
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"And action!"
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"You stole my guitar."
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"You've really done it this time."
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"Yeah!"
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"I hate puppies."
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"I'll admit to everything."
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"You win again, Macklin."
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"Great job, bud, you crushed it!"
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"making all the food, and then the owner gets a profit--"
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"which is my other job!"
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"Man, I really got things figured out."
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"Andy's show gets huge ratings in three cities."
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"His GryzzlTube page has millions of views."
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"If you don't Andy walking over to your rival station"
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"But my son gets a role as one of the kid ninjas."
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"It's gonna drive my ex-wife crazy."
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"So far, so good, but, uh,"
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"- "The human head weighs 8 pounds.""
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"No. "Show me the money.""
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"Andy, do you know how lucky you are to work here?"
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"I'm a kingmaker."
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"Pep Wiley, Chuck Warschank, Selena Gomez--I made them."
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"You discovered Selena Gomez?"
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"Look, I don't have the money for a raise."
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"Uh, yeah you do. I've seen profit reports."
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"The show's a bonanza. Andy starts making 500 a week."
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"Now."
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"- Sit down. - I don't..."
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"Look, dude, this internship leads nowhere."
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"- What do you love doing? - Texting."
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"What did you want to be when you were little?"
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"A scary mermaid that lures sailors to their death."
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"Okay, side note, I'm gonna file papers"
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"to adopt you as my child, so keep an eye out for that."
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"Go do something fun"
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"like trying to control birds with your mind"
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"or posting internet comments as Michael Jackson's ghost."
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"Okay. Maybe you're right."
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"Thanks."
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"Hey, April, we finished those questionnaires you gave us"
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"As soon as we get our new headquarters built,"
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"Check it. Matty."
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"that monitors your mood. Tell them about it."
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"As you know, the cameras on your phones are always on,"
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"I'm sorry, they are?"
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"It's always watching."
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"Well, what do you do with this information?"
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"Well, if the camera senses that you're in a bad mood,"
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"then we can geo-match you to, say, the nearest cup"
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"of sweet pick-me-up java."
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"But if you're in a good mood, then we could geo-nudge you"
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"to, like, a sweet coffee shop."
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"Just keep the good times rolling."
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"So it's really just a coffee sales app."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"Yeah, we're developing with Starbucks."
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"Yeah."
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"So, Roscoe, how does Gryzzl"
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"know all the things that someone wants?"
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"Are you guys...I don't know, whatever--data-mining?"
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"Our super rad algorithm searches all your texts, calls, banking,"
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"You know, from snacks to new books and movies"
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"to when you ladies need to score some new 'pons."
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"Oh, there's about 40 different ways."
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"I mean, geo-maps on your different Gryzzl devices,"
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"Really glad you're here."
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"Okay, good."
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"doesn't mean that we can't be friends."
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"- No. - Isn't that your motto?"
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""Wouldn't it be tight if everyone was chill"
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"to each other?""
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"I mean, we just wanna learn everything about everyone"
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"and track them wherever they go"
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"- On TV. - TV. Retro."
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"I'm gonna GryzzlPad out of here."
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"Later, chillerz."
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"of Southern Indiana."
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"for tonight's show--"
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"the plaintiff, Leslie Knope, who has some big allegations"
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"against Gryzzl."
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"Which is what makes this a court show."
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"and we have proof that Gryzzl has been data-mining."
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"But there's one more thing we need."
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"The one thing that Americans respect more than anything else:"
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"This is the 27th version of the Pawnee-Gryzzl"
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"free wireless internet thing agreement."
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"for any purpose." It's pretty clear. See?"
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"Look closer, amendment "C," addendum 14."
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"It directs you to this appendix, which reroutes you to this one"
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"which says, in a sub-footnote:"
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"That was the opening day of Star Wars: Episode VII."
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"You were muttering that date in your sleep for months."
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