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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Gryzzlbox (S07E07)

"to your "perfect job" description."
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"Which was a long time coming, but still weird."
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"So yeah, uh, do you want to talk about it?"
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"Thanks. I don't think I'm ready to discuss it just yet."
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"and talk about that shade Nicki Minaj"
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"They're all down."
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"Thank God. Sometimes I think they're"
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"somehow the first humans who don't need sleep."
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"You have done so much for this town,"
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"I'm just sorry we couldn't find something"
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"If we're gonna stop them, and you're gonna beat them"
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"on the Newport land, we need more ammo."
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"Somehow the robots looked at Diane's computer"
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"Tell me what to do, Leslie."
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"I wanna help you take them down."
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"Forget it."
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"It's not gonna work in a million years."
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"It's pointless. I give up."
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"Good attitude, honey."
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"I'm trying to get a group of people to give me their land,"
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"rather than sell it to Gryzzl for $90 million."
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"Right now, my basic argument is,"
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"Hey, I've seen you beat tougher odds than this."
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""Open your door"?"
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"Oh, my God, Ben! We're about to die."
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"but your novel has come true."
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"Please enjoy this free gift,"
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"courtesy of Gryzzl."
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"Okay, so they also have a squadron"
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"of flying robots giving presents to everyone."
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"We're screwed."
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"New dish we're working on."
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"Tell me what you think."
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"It's a red and white heirloom red bean pasta,"
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"with an imported Tuscan walnut herb sauce,"
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"infused with shaved heritage Pecorino Romano."
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"What? You're done?"
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"Lucy is visiting her boyfriend Conrad in Chicago,"
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"so I'm just trying to distract myself with work"
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"so I don't think about the marathon bone sesh"
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"they're probably having."
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"Johnny Karate. He wants me to sign it,"
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"Wait, this says they only pay you a hundred bucks a week?"
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"Yeah, but all I really do is goof around all day."
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"Plus, I act in it, and I do sets, props, wardrobe."
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"At the end, I drive everybody home, so I mean,"
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"a hundred bucks a week-- that's pretty fair."
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"and his stupid crunches that he probably does."
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"I should probably do some crunches."
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"Let's go!"
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"Ow! Andy, my tum tum!"
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"Knope, I need to talk to you."
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"What's up?"
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"Have you gotten one of these GryzzlBoxes?"
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"Planning on sending it back after I wrote a sternly-worded"
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"letter about how I cannot be bought with free gifts."
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"These are my free gifts."
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"and a canister of sugar plums."
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"Aww."
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"Because we only call each other these things"
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"on the phone or in texts."
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"How do they even know?"
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"Leslie, open that box they sent you."
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"1001 Poems Inspired by My Travels"
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"Through Amtrak's Northeat Corridor.""
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"A poster of the Supreme Court Justices"
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"sipping the Friends milkshake!"
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"Yeah, exactly. They must be data-mining."
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"and gathering profiles on all of us."
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"not to mention illegal."
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"I made sure that there was language preventing this."
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"if I had known they were gonna be snooping in my biz."
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"Gryzzl is going down."
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"You wanna put me on blast?"
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"I don't understand what that means,"
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"and I was wondering if you would deliver a little welcome speech."
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"Why did you just say those weird things?"
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"and say three great things about being alive."
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"Fine. Whatever, I'll do it."
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"I started here when I was 20,"
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"Those kids are me ten years ago,"
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"and this internship is the videotape from The Ring."
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"But maybe I can save them."
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"You're all gonna die in here!"
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"and whether or not they are invading our privacy."
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"They sent my husband three boxes of genital cream"
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"to his office."
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"My husband's splotchy genitals are no one's business,"
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"except for his, mine, and his many genital doctors."
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"Which one is that?"
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"But still, they no right to give me something I will treasure"
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"the rest of my life."
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"I opened my box in front of all of my friends,"
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"What if they tell Evan?"
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"Gryzzl has no right to search our private data."
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"We're not against you on this."
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"We're not against you on this."
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"to defeat Gryzzl, we have found its Achilles' heel."
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"and the next domino to fall?"
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"Ron Swanson."
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"Actually, this is Tom Sell-oink, but, you know, close enough."
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"Actually, I'm gonna need that back."
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"this month's photo album."
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""Sonia Tries Pizza,""
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"Why would you take pictures of that?"
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"- Why would you not? - As you requested,"
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"here's a picture of my son at a recent moment in his life."
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"What are you doing? - Protecting my son's privacy."
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"where anyone could see them?"
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"Well, it's funny you should mention privacy"
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"Ron technically works for Gryzzl."
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"And when he finds out what Gryzzl is doing,"
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"- I have no reaction to this. - What?"
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"I do not pass judgment on the workings"
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"I just build their buildings."
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"And frankly, if people are foolish enough"
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"to carry around a doodad"
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"this is what they get."
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"I don't believe that's true."
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""keep it 100.""
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