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Clips from The Simpsons - D'oh-in' in the Wind (S10E10)

"Well, it's their loss, sir."
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"Yes."
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"Oh, for goodness' sake. What we need around here is some fresh blood."
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"And... action!"
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"But with college behind us, we'll need careers, and good ones."
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"Or begging. I know a place that'll saw your legs off."
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"Of course! Nuclear power!"
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"Well, that settles it. For all those reasons and more..."
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"You dunderheaded stooges are the worst bunch of-"
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"- Hey! - Pretty good, huh?"
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"Well, it's better than that last Barbra Streisand movie."
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"Well, there were script problems from day one."
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"You're joining the Screen Actors Guild?"
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"But I can't ask Mom. She's on the run from the law."
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"No. Homer Simpson does not lie twice on the same form."
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"You lied dozens of times on our mortgage application."
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"It's a bit of a drive, but on the way..."
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"There's a pond for skinny dippin', a tire for skinny swingin;"
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"Hey, check it out."
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"Is that Abe Simpson?"
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"Geez, man. We haven't seen you since Woodstock."
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"Your mother dragged us both to that godforsaken lovefest!"
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"But I wanna play in the mud and be a hippie!"
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"Lather, rinse and repeat. Always repeat."
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"She also left her old poncho."
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"Uh, you might want to wash that."
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"The dog has a lot of skin and bladder problems."
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"All right. We got what we came for."
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"- I'll do it! - What?"
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"And that poncho is filthy. Let me dry-clean it for you."
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"Would you-Why do you have to turn everything..."
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"That was cool. I think I'll stick around."
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"- Oh, we were on a break. - Time is money, man."
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"We grow our own vegetables and process them right here..."
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"Come on! Where's your freak bus?"
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"Fine. I guess the juice business is more important than the ideals..."
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"- ## - Will you turn that down just a little?"
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"Hey, square! Expand your mind!"
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"Thanks for the tip, Homer."
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"- Oh, Lord. - What's in your brand-new bag, mama?"
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"- ## - Uh-oh."
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"Hear ye! Hear ye!"
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"this conformity factory closed!"
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"Ajester with an invisible proclamation."
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"That was fun. I don't know if we actually freaked anyone out, but-"
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"Our entire shipment is ruined!"
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"The only people who are going to be freaked out are our stockholders!"
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"just leave us alone."
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"Hmm."
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"''Bu-Bu-But the poncho.''"
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"in as many as three Harlem Globetrotters games."
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"A spokesman attributed the production shutdown to a half-witted oaf."
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"I just don't have the discipline to be a hippie."
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"Well, I do walk through pretty much anything."
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"I know you feel bad about the juice incident..."
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"but I'm sure you can make up for it somehow."
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"Good morning, starshine, Seth."
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"Your business is saved."
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"But there weren't enough vegetables left to fill that order."
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"That's what I thought at first."
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"But then I found the other garden behind the barn..."
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"Fergie!"
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"- We are so old. - Yeah."
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"Attention, hippies! Come out peacefully..."
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"Freedom, love and peace."
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"Why don't you just pull it out?"
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"D'oh!"
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"Ah, lunchtime. Well, let's see what I've packed for myself today."
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"One bouillon cube."
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"One Concord grape."
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"And a jar of garlic pickles."
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"No one will want to kiss me after these, eh, Smithers?"
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"Allow me, sir."
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"It's no use. Shall I send out for some Chinese?"
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"Would you like me to drain Simpson while he's passed out, sir?"
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"No, no. To attract the top grads..."
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"we'll need to make a recruitment film..."
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"- A talkie, sir? - Yes. Brilliant."
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"That's just the kind of far-out gimmick we need."
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"- Wow! What a graduation. - I'll say."
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"What about chestnut roasting? People always need chestnuts."
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"Slow down, fellas. I've got a way we can keep our legs and still have a bright future."
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"- Now you're dreamin'. - Oh, am I?"
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"- It's the job of tomorrow... today! - Really?"
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"let us choose an electrifying career in-"
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"Nuclear power."
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"I didn't quite get the point of it. Why would Lenny want someone to saw his legs off?"
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"- Didn't seem like anyone even read the script. - That was the problem."
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"The important thing is, after all these years of paying my dues..."
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"I didn't choose to be a gifted actor, Marge. It chose me."
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"I'm merely a vessel through which genius flows."
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"Now help me make up some phony credits."
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"- Fat Guy Number Three? - Good. Good."
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"Hey, Dad, it says they need your full name."
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"You only put down your middle initial."
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"Hey, what the heck is your middle name anyway?"
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"You know, I have no idea."
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"Hey, Dad, what does the ''J'' stand for?"
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"How should I know?"
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"It was your mother's job to name ya and love ya and such."
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"I was mainly in it for the spankin'."
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"Serves her right for bein' a '60s radical!"
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"Though she was a demon in the sack."
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"So, Dad, regarding that form..."
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"why not just make up a middle name?"
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"You might as well. You already made up a phony film credit."
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"He never has, and he never will."
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