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Clips from The Simpsons - Brake My Wife, Please (S14E14)

"D'oh! Ah!"
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"Okay, kids, stay together."
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"If I could be any type of shark, I'd be a tiger shark."
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"I mean... Oh! Ow, ow!"
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"In this tank..."
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"Hmm, my husband has our card."
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"Well, it's 11 a.m. on a workday, so he must be at that stupid bar."
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"Okay, five more minutes and I'm chewing my hand off."
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"I fear I have become a buttercup of winter."
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"Lindsay Naegle, Veriqual Cellular."
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"Oh, my God. I gotta do something."
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"Come on, transmit."
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"And I certainly can't drive to the store at work."
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"Uh, I didn't want him to know my size."
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"- We'll see. - That always means no."
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"- I let go of the parking brake. - Ralphie, if you stop..."
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"Get in here, boozy. You're late for your drunkening."
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"...give barber college another try."
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"Who the hell am I talking to?"
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"...I'm a full-time family chauffeur."
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"What a day for a stroll."
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"Indeed. You take this teacher-evaluation test."
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"Thanks, Mr. Burns."
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"How could you both miss the bus to school?"
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"My show-and-tell project."
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"A Peruvian fighting frog."
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"Walking has made a new man out of you."
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"I like to walk down the avenue"
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"Then hobnob with the stars in Malibu"
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"The guy who got fed into the wood chipper in Fargo?"
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"- And when I hear... - You can't walk to Turkmenistan"
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"Oh, I love to perambulate It's standing still I really hate"
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"That's okay."
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"Aah! Oh, my God. Let me help you up."
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"I've heard that from coworkers, strangers on the street..."
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"Nothing could be further from the..."
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"That's us in a nutshell."
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"You mean, like give her full custody of the kids?"
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"Hey, Homer, if you're having a banquet for Marge, I'd like to help."
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"Well, I've got some families to inform."
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"...Jackson Browne."
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"When Homer told me about this special night, I just had to be a part of it."
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"When you turn out the light"
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"Why, you little..."
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"Hear, hear! To Marge!"
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"Shh."
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"The Simpsons"
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"Brake My Wife, Please"
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"I appreciate you helping us out with this field trip."
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"Hmm, I thought I was being kicked exceptionally hard lately."
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"- How about you, Milhouse? - I guess a nurse shark."
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"Well, looks like Mr. Walrus and his family..."
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"...are enjoying their Sunday brunch."
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"Shut up. What am I, some sort of joke to you people?"
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"Now, over here is our newest exhibit, Wonders of the Gulf Coast."
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"Ooh!"
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"Shut up. It's not that exciting."
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"The gulf is home to a breathtaking array of sea life."
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"But oil spills are threatening its delicate ecosystem."
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"Hey, without oil, you wouldn't have your fancy four-wheel drives."
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"You want to go back to two-wheel drive?"
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"Well, do you?"
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"I didn't mean to steal focus."
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"Antarctic life is a constant struggle."
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"These sea lions survive by eating the leftovers..."
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"...of the various film crews that plague the continent."
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"Hmm..."
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"This tank is for our Pacific Habitat, which is currently being remodeled."
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"Where do you keep the fish till it's done?"
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"Oh, they're well taken care of in our storage facility."
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"...we see some of the most exotic species of the coral reef."
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"Look, that giant clam appears to be opening."
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"This could be a wonderful journal entry."
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"Look at the size of those flawless pearls."
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"Oh, I might have known. But I didn't."
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"Bart, get out of there."
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"- My boy. Will he be all right? - This kind of injury is routine."
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"Bart will be up and underachieving in no time."
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"All I need is your insurance card."
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"No problem."
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"Now, you stay shackled to that radiator until you come up with some insurance."
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"Is my husband there?"
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"I don't think he's here. Uh, hang on. Let me check."
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"Nope."
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"What you wearing?"
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"- Bart, are you okay? - Oh, Homie, where have you been?"
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"- I've been calling all over for you. - Hey, take it easy."
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"I went to the video store to rent a movie for the family."
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"- He's got a nose for news... - HOMER: Hmm."
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"...and a diaper full of headlines."
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"- Hey, chief. - He's editor-in-chimp."
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"That monkey's wearing a hat."
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"Lifetime Films presents Buttercups of Autumn."
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"Hush up, Nana. That's fool talk."
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"Nana, she's so wise..."
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"...but no one's gonna benefit from her wisdom."
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"Look, he's misspelling words."
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"- Nana. - Oh, she's so..."
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"Well, from now on, you need to get a cell phone so I can reach you."
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"You just can't get a cell phone."
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"And I can offer you a whole range of cellular solutions."
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"Can I get a phone that plays the Mexican hat dance?"
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"I insist on it."
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"I dance, I dance, I dance"
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"Around the Mexican hat"
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"I dance, I dance, I dance And that's the end of that"
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"Or is it? I guess I'll keep singing My cell phone appears to be ringing"
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"Hey!"
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"Barney, you ever notice how hard it is to drive with your knees?"
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"Why don't get one of those hands-free phones?"
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"It's the next best thing to paying attention to the road."
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"Hands-free, eh?"
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"Then I could give the brothers the black-power salute."
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"Black power, black power."
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"Was that Al Roker?"
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"His exuberance is perplexing."
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"We have headsets, but you'd be mad to stop there."
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"Tell me, what is currently plugged into your car's cigarette lighter?"
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"- Uh, a lighter. - I weep for you."
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"These days, everything from fax machines to coffeemakers..."
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