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Clips from Family Guy - Stewie Kills Lois (S06E06)

"On which we used to rely?"
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"Laugh and cry"
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"- Happy birthday, Mom. - Oh, thank you, everybody."
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"Happy birthday, sweetheart."
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"Well, yeah, you didn't think Brian meant for me to go with him, did you?"
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"- Hey, guys. I wrote a song. - Oh, that's great."
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"Now, you kids behave yourselves while we're away."
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"Farewell, Brian. I'm off to sea."
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"Stewie, Peter and Lois aren't taking you with them. They've already boarded."
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"Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye."
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"What the fuck?"
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"Peter, what do you say we go get some lunch?"
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"waiting for her to turn over."
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"to go on a boat ride without me."
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"- What? - No, no, nothing, nothing."
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"Maybe smack her ass with a riding crop and watch her go to town on herself?"
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"beg for your apple juice, go poop and fall asleep."
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"'Cause my voice is so fine"
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"and we get to the abortion clinic, and the abortionist has one hand."
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"The abortionist has one hand. Missing hand on the abortionist."
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"- Peter, for God's... - I'll tell it. I'll tell it."
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""How do you abort with one hand?""
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"Okay, explain to me exactly what I did wrong."
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"Well, send me the crap to hell"
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"Stewie? What the hell are you... How did you get here?"
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"What are you... What are you doing with a gun?"
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"Something I should've done a very long time ago."
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"And finally, still no word on the disappearance of Lois Griffin,"
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"Listen to my voice. That sounds cool."
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"No!"
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"We now return to"
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"- Give me back my family. - Get off me."
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"I want my family back."
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"Peter, you don't know how badly I need this."
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"It's okay, Peter."
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"She said she's going straight from the spa right back to Europe."
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"Did you kill Lois?"
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"Listen, could you reach into my pocket"
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"Good luck proving that, Brian. No, seriously, that number..."
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"I'm gonna pretend you're the New York Knicks."
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"Hey, put your wallets away, guys. The drinks are on me."
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"And I was gonna valet park."
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"Wouldn't mind having him with me next time I go see my mother-in-law."
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"if you're a cockroach."
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"- You suck! - I know."
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"starting by proving that you were on that cruise ship"
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"the night Lois disappeared."
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"Stewie, we've been playing for half an hour."
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"I... I can't believe Dad killed Mom."
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"Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, nasty!"
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"This trial is called to order."
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"- and that's why I'm never invited to them. - You pay me now?"
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"Well, now that you mention it..."
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"No, no, no. When you see the enemy come over the horizon,"
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"and obviously, you're hearing something different,"
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"Okay, when you see the Taliban come over the horizon, you shoot them."
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"All right, so I shoot Pat Tillman, and then run when the Taliban show up."
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"- Got it. - You sure?"
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"- Yep. - All right."
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"Mr. Griffin, do you drink?"
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"We find Peter Griffin guilty of murder in the first degree."
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"No, he didn't, Chris, but someone tried to."
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"Lucky there's a family guy"
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"All the things that make us"
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"He's a family guy"
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"I know it's a little self-centered, but this is my favorite day of the year."
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"Here, Mom, this is from me and Meg."
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"- Topol? The smoker's tooth polish? - Take the hint."
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"Lionel Richie's Can't Slow Down?"
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"Great album, Lois. Great album."
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"I didn't know who I was until I heard this album."
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"Oh, God, Lionel. You have been hurt."
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"You have been hurt by somebody, that much is clear."
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"Who hurt you? Who hurt you? Who hurt you?"
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"Who hurt you? Who hurt you?"
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"Oh, thank you all so much. What thoughtful gifts."
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"Lois, there's one more."
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"Oh, Brian, you don't have to give me anything."
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"Oh. Well, give it back, then."
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"No. No, we have fun."
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"Oh, my God. Two tickets for a cruise. Brian, this is wonderful."
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"- What the hell? - Dick."
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey. What is this? We agreed on a $20 limit."
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"Are you trying to make us look bad, you son of a bitch?"
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"Peter, what are you angry about? You get to go on a cruise with me."
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"- What? - What?"
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"Great. This was a bigger waste of time than Ringo's songwriting."
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"- Good, Ringo. - Fantastic."
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"You know what? I'm gonna put it right here."
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"Right on the refrigerator. That way, we'll get to see it every day."
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"All right."
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"Yeah, be good till we get back, and, Brian, stay out of the cat box."
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"Stay out of the cat box."
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"- Bye, you guys. - Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad."
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"An hour from now, I'll be surrounded by seamen."
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"Sperm whales and seamen."
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"A swallow."
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"Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye."
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"No. No, you can't leave, not without me. I'm the baby."
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"See, the mailbox is like a time portal."
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"Everything Keanu Reeves puts in there, Sandra Bullock gets two years later."
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"Not yet, Lois. I've been watching this woman for three hours"
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"Peter, she knows she untied her bikini. Women don't forget those things."
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"Well, will you go over there"
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"- and pour a cold drink on her back? - No."
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"Will you go over there behind her"
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"- and yell, "Fire drill"? - No."
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"Will you go over there and lift her shoulder a little,"
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"- so I can see her nipple? - All right, fine."
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"What a slut."
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"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to bar you"
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"from the aft section of the ship for the rest of the cruise."
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"We are so sorry."
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"Peter, what the hell did you think you were doing?"
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"Lois, it is called the "poop deck." That is why I pooped there."
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"- You're disgusting. - And you're misleading."
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"- Boy, this is romantic, isn't it, Lois? - Oh, it sure is, sweetie."
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"I feel like that fat-ass British girl from Titanic."
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"- What girl? - The lead in Titanic,"
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"the one opposite Leonardo DiCaprio."
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