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Clips from Dr. Ken - The Master Scheduler (S01E01)

"Mnh..."
Dr. Ken
"Poi, anyone? Ken, come on."
Dr. Ken
"I'm going to "ha-vai-ee" after all."
Dr. Ken
"Damn it!"
Dr. Ken
"I got three gallons of prank poi in my office"
Dr. Ken
"and the entire first season of "Magnum, P.I.""
Dr. Ken
"I was gonna slip it into your car."
Dr. Ken
"Well, the poi, that is, not the "Magnum, P.I.""
Dr. Ken
"I was gonna broadcast on the side of your house."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, look, we're the only ones who know Damona's secret,"
Dr. Ken
"and we're gonna keep that way, I mean,"
Dr. Ken
"'cause she's always taken care of us,"
Dr. Ken
"and we're gonna take care of her."
Dr. Ken
"Absolutely. She's Batman."
Dr. Ken
"I guess that makes me the Joker, huh?"
Dr. Ken
"Huh? The..."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, my god, this was so worth it."
Dr. Ken
"Ahh, I know."
Dr. Ken
"I really needed this."
Dr. Ken
"Gregory, your fingers are magic."
Dr. Ken
"Dave, can you please be quiet?"
Dr. Ken
"Sorry. I didn't mean to ruin our couple's massage."
Dr. Ken
"It is not a couple's massage."
Dr. Ken
"your mom's voice mail full of messages"
Dr. Ken
"Ellen. I meant Ellen."
Dr. Ken
"And our couple's bed."
Dr. Ken
"I've been tightening up the front porch."
Dr. Ken
"No. I said, "tell them."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, I'm not that good an actor."
Dr. Ken
"but your dad and I really need a vacation alone together."
Dr. Ken
"and we're really gonna miss you guys."
Dr. Ken
"You know, I'm really torn up about this."
Dr. Ken
"Ken!"
Dr. Ken
"Really?"
Dr. Ken
"I am neither of those things, and don't touch me."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, where would a man of my ilk get one of those beanie things?"
Dr. Ken
"They're called yarmulkes, and why do you need one?"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah."
Dr. Ken
"Wait. Which days?"
Dr. Ken
""Oh, Ken, watch the stitches!"
Dr. Ken
"I thought it was pronounced "ha-vai-ee.""
Dr. Ken
"It is actually mine."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, now there's a big kid trying to take your corn bread."
Dr. Ken
"Quick fork in the eye!"
Dr. Ken
"Okay, Dave, cut it out."
Dr. Ken
"We'll get there."
Dr. Ken
"Not the fork the face."
Dr. Ken
"Uh, this hurts, Allison."
Dr. Ken
"I got the days off."
Dr. Ken
"I know!"
Dr. Ken
"Come on!"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, I'm in."
Dr. Ken
"Confirm. Confirm."
Dr. Ken
"Swapping?"
Dr. Ken
"and she can't even walk down an aisle by herself?"
Dr. Ken
"What are you doing here?"
Dr. Ken
"You know what? I'm not gonna take this."
Dr. Ken
"work the day after his own funeral."
Dr. Ken
"He went upstairs to talk to Phil."
Dr. Ken
"I know."
Dr. Ken
"that he is not gonna take for an answer."
Dr. Ken
"I'm Dr. Ken Park, and I'm taking the week of new year's off."
Dr. Ken
"and Damona said you would never... you know what?"
Dr. Ken
"I'm gonna do something for you."
Dr. Ken
"I love you, man."
Dr. Ken
"Thanks."
Dr. Ken
""Chello"?"
Dr. Ken
"Why would you even mess with me like that?"
Dr. Ken
"Okay, look, four years ago, when they made me office manager,"
Dr. Ken
"I like helping people."
Dr. Ken
"You know what? I'm sorry. Please go on."
Dr. Ken
"We call it the "Pestic-ides of March.""
Dr. Ken
"We like to have fun up here."
Dr. Ken
"Well, look, my friend is in a bind."
Dr. Ken
"My bad. You got this."
Dr. Ken
"You mean his trip, not his family, right?"
Dr. Ken
"- So, how do you know Jeff Scarborough? - I don't."
Dr. Ken
"Trip's back on."
Dr. Ken
"Damn straight I'm Batman."
Dr. Ken
"I need one, too."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, thank god!"
Dr. Ken
"Yolo. Yolo!"
Dr. Ken
"But that was mostly me driving it, you know?"
Dr. Ken
"Let me get this straight."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, god! You knew what?!"
Dr. Ken
"I'm in so deep."
Dr. Ken
"Sorry. I'm a little ticklish."
Dr. Ken
"All right, all right, all right."
Dr. Ken
"Relax, pat."
Dr. Ken
"Ehhhh!"
Dr. Ken
"I know, but Gregory's hands are making me stupid."
Dr. Ken
"I'm not even gonna take "maybe" for an answer."
Dr. Ken
"Just look in the directory and find his office, please."
Dr. Ken
"Uh, he is on the 14th floor,"
Dr. Ken
"That's the native pronunciation of "Hawaii,""
Dr. Ken
"Look, I know the holidays can be lonely,"
Dr. Ken
"and I gave it to you."
Dr. Ken
"See, I lied to my wife, but then she found out,"
Dr. Ken
"Dave, tighten up those arms."
Dr. Ken
"Aww, I love what we have."
Dr. Ken
"Uh-huh."
Dr. Ken
"Fast-forward me to our trip to Hawaii."
Dr. Ken
"or eating myself to death in his shrubs."
Dr. Ken
"I'll talk to Phil."
Dr. Ken
"See? I'm happy to help you with that."
Dr. Ken
"Fuel-line issue, unrelated, but still!"
Dr. Ken
"Okay."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, Clark, my Jewish friend."
Dr. Ken
"What's going on here?"
Dr. Ken
"Swapping vacation days, not wives, you dumb bucket."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, hey, Allison."
Dr. Ken
"I think that's just when you're going."
Dr. Ken
""the best day of your life.""
Dr. Ken
"Sure."
Dr. Ken
"Dr. Ken, I... Ah, ah, ah, ah!"
Dr. Ken
"My wife's gonna hate me. My kids are gonna hate me."
Dr. Ken
"It doesn't even matter because every once in a while,"
Dr. Ken
"Let me ask you a question."
Dr. Ken
"Not a lot of patients got seen today."
Dr. Ken
"Well, I just talked to my good friend Jeff,"
Dr. Ken
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