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Clips from Dr. Ken - The Master Scheduler (S01E01)

"Non-refundable. Confirm."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, do you want the crème brulée or the cherries jubilee?"
Dr. Ken
"All right. Oh, my god."
Dr. Ken
"Champagne, lobster breakfast."
Dr. Ken
"Should we splurge?"
Dr. Ken
"Ugh!"
Dr. Ken
"At some point during our romantic trip to Hawaii,"
Dr. Ken
"No. It's "the attire of places Ken's not going" Friday."
Dr. Ken
"Next week, I'm dressing as heaven."
Dr. Ken
"Here's a list of all the doctors that have new year's off."
Dr. Ken
"Just go and see if any of them are interested in swapping."
Dr. Ken
"You know, Allison's a cool chick and all... and it has come up..."
Dr. Ken
"Ah! Morgan's wife's not bad."
Dr. Ken
"You raised this girl, she's a grown woman,"
Dr. Ken
"You can go hike a glacier anytime."
Dr. Ken
"Trust me."
Dr. Ken
"They're gonna be around forever."
Dr. Ken
"All I'm saying is, if you schedule it,"
Dr. Ken
"you could drop that thing before the new year."
Dr. Ken
"That's a huge tax write-off."
Dr. Ken
"Your mom's being difficult."
Dr. Ken
"I came to surprise Ken with lunch."
Dr. Ken
"So, you're going?"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah. Wait, what are you talking about?"
Dr. Ken
"I can't. I'm too nervous."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, there he is!"
Dr. Ken
"Guess who's here, Dr. Ken."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, bae. You lied to me."
Dr. Ken
"You never asked for the days off. I knew it."
Dr. Ken
"Wait. Wait. Just let me explain!"
Dr. Ken
"Wow, I did not expect you to stop."
Dr. Ken
"I got nothing."
Dr. Ken
"But you still have b-b-q."
Dr. Ken
"I'm gonna go dance with the devil."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, that's just Dr. Ken's dramatic way of saying"
Dr. Ken
"he's gonna fix things with Allison."
Dr. Ken
"I mean, you're talking about the man who made Dr. O'Brien"
Dr. Ken
"Look, I refuse to live in fear of this guy."
Dr. Ken
"I'm gonna go demand my days,"
Dr. Ken
"and I'm not gonna take "no" for an answer."
Dr. Ken
"Other answers I won't accept include "I'll think about it""
Dr. Ken
"or "I'll get back to you.""
Dr. Ken
"Or, if need be, I'll even take a "10-4, good buddy. Gi-Gi-Gi!""
Dr. Ken
"I will not be rooting for you."
Dr. Ken
"Too much?"
Dr. Ken
"Hey, anybody seen Dr. Ken?"
Dr. Ken
"His 12:00 canceled."
Dr. Ken
"Phil Stockton?"
Dr. Ken
"H-he went to talk to Phil Stockton?"
Dr. Ken
"I tried to warn him, but he seemed very determined."
Dr. Ken
"There's like five or six things"
Dr. Ken
"I knew it!"
Dr. Ken
"You knew what?!"
Dr. Ken
"Phil Stockton isn't the master scheduler, okay?"
Dr. Ken
"What? Who is?"
Dr. Ken
"But wait."
Dr. Ken
"If you're the master scheduler, then who's Phil Stockton?"
Dr. Ken
"He's just some random guy from environmental services"
Dr. Ken
"- Phil Stockton? - Yes?"
Dr. Ken
"Okay."
Dr. Ken
"Really?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, my god."
Dr. Ken
"You have no idea what you've done for me."
Dr. Ken
"Not a clue."
Dr. Ken
"Mm-hmm. Here."
Dr. Ken
"This is like a couple hundred bucks."
Dr. Ken
"Seven barn burgers away from a free barn burger."
Dr. Ken
"No, I can't take your money."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no, I insist."
Dr. Ken
"Ohh. We don't have to do this."
Dr. Ken
"Well, I just had an interesting conversation with Phil,"
Dr. Ken
"Uh, um, what did... what did he say?"
Dr. Ken
"He said..."
Dr. Ken
"Whoa. Hang on."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, Al, I got the days!"
Dr. Ken
"I-I am so sorry about the lying and the up and back,"
Dr. Ken
"I know! I feel the same way!"
Dr. Ken
"Screw it. Let's bring the kids."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, wait. Another call."
Dr. Ken
"Hang up the damn phone!"
Dr. Ken
"You don't have the days!"
Dr. Ken
"It's an emergency. It's a code maroon... 5."
Dr. Ken
"You're the master scheduler?"
Dr. Ken
"they dumped the scheduling job on me, and..."
Dr. Ken
"I liked it 'cause I was helping people."
Dr. Ken
"You like helping people?"
Dr. Ken
"I just don't like people to know I like helping people"
Dr. Ken
"'cause then people want you to help them."
Dr. Ken
"So, in this scenario, she's a rich dude with a leather fetish?"
Dr. Ken
"Because that's intriguing."
Dr. Ken
"And you're gonna be kissing or stalking your boyfriend"
Dr. Ken
"Thanks, either way."
Dr. Ken
"to mourn Joan Rivers?"
Dr. Ken
"Three days?"
Dr. Ken
"Hey, she paved the way for so many comediennes!"
Dr. Ken
"there's no rudner, there's no poundstone."
Dr. Ken
"I mean, am I gonna blame you publicly for it?"
Dr. Ken
"is some boob in environmental services"
Dr. Ken
"who I just gave 200 bucks to... And my giddyup card!"
Dr. Ken
"Environmental services! That's it!"
Dr. Ken
"Wait for me."
Dr. Ken
"Damona Watkins, fifth-floor office manager."
Dr. Ken
"Ken Park."
Dr. Ken
"for four days in march to fumigate."
Dr. Ken
"Am I right?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, yeah."
Dr. Ken
"I really want to help him."
Dr. Ken
"So, why don't you move it to New Year's week?"
Dr. Ken
"Oof. That's a lot of departments to coordinate."
Dr. Ken
"I'm sorry. I-I-I don't think I can swing it."
Dr. Ken
"That's right."
Dr. Ken
"to go fishing with your family."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, boy-ee!"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah. You do that, Phil, or say goodbye to your family."
Dr. Ken
"Could... could you just go..."
Dr. Ken
"Phil."
Dr. Ken
"Thank you so much. You saved my ass."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, it's all good."
Dr. Ken
"Aw, you stone-cold!"
Dr. Ken
"How did it go?"
Dr. Ken
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