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Clips from Dr. Ken - The Master Scheduler (S01E01)

"- You done? - Yep."
Dr. Ken
"So, Phil, your department's closing the building"
Dr. Ken
"Well, you best get to coordinatin', son!"
Dr. Ken
"Doesn't Jeff Scarborough schedule your vacation days?"
Dr. Ken
"and he told me you like to take a week off in July"
Dr. Ken
"Man, I'd sure hate to see that go away."
Dr. Ken
"I, uh... I guess I... Could move some things around."
Dr. Ken
"Okay. It wasn't clear. No, I didn't... I didn't know..."
Dr. Ken
"I mean, I didn't know if it was the trip or his family..."
Dr. Ken
"Aah!"
Dr. Ken
"And Christmas came early to Welltopia that year."
Dr. Ken
"This might be as close as you get."
Dr. Ken
"No, the "Magnum, P.I.""
Dr. Ken
"It's four people."
Dr. Ken
"Morning, gangsta."
Dr. Ken
"Patient."
Dr. Ken
"No, I don't think the only reason your mother had you"
Dr. Ken
"from sobbing lunatics who can't handle their business."
Dr. Ken
"Hey. Leggings are not pants."
Dr. Ken
"Mom, you have to respect me."
Dr. Ken
"but don't lose sight of the fact"
Dr. Ken
"that you matter to a lot of people, Jill."
Dr. Ken
"What a whiner."
Dr. Ken
"I'm so sorry."
Dr. Ken
"I thought you hung up."
Dr. Ken
"Come here."
Dr. Ken
"What can hero husband do to make it better?"
Dr. Ken
"It's a bed with a partially obstructed view"
Dr. Ken
"of the hotel Parking lot because that's how daddy rolls."
Dr. Ken
"Mom, I'm gonna need a new bathing suit for Hawaii."
Dr. Ken
"Hold up, are you guys under the impression"
Dr. Ken
"that you're coming to Hawaii with us?"
Dr. Ken
"You said you didn't want me to tell them"
Dr. Ken
"because you thought I'd enjoy it too much."
Dr. Ken
"Just don't sound like you're enjoying it too much.""
Dr. Ken
"Oh, my god, I'm so sorry, you guys,"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah. We haven't had time away, just the two of us,"
Dr. Ken
"since your mother had her emergency appendectomy."
Dr. Ken
"Did she stutter?"
Dr. Ken
"It was a hard decision, honey,"
Dr. Ken
"And I want to see how resentful the locals are."
Dr. Ken
"I hear it's breathtaking!"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, well, Christmas Eve,"
Dr. Ken
"I'm going to this big singles party... the Matzo Ball."
Dr. Ken
"Hoping to put my noodle in some kugel."
Dr. Ken
"If you know what I mean."
Dr. Ken
"Get it?"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, that's the stuff!"
Dr. Ken
"I need to talk to you."
Dr. Ken
"I have to request a day off."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, sorry."
Dr. Ken
"Sure."
Dr. Ken
"No."
Dr. Ken
"Just talk to Damona."
Dr. Ken
"Damona decides who gets vacation days?"
Dr. Ken
"He manages the schedules for the entire medical staff."
Dr. Ken
"Then maybe I'll just talk to him."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah. Nobody in our department talks to him except for Damona."
Dr. Ken
"Well, that seems inefficient..."
Dr. Ken
"You haven't met Phil."
Dr. Ken
"You know Dr. Ken's temper?"
Dr. Ken
"Picture that on a man."
Dr. Ken
"and asked Phil for the day off for his kid's birthday."
Dr. Ken
"Not only did he not get the day,"
Dr. Ken
"but he ended up having to work on Thanksgiving."
Dr. Ken
"Then, two weeks later, his car blew up."
Dr. Ken
"Damona, would you please ask Phil"
Dr. Ken
"if I could have Valentine's day off?"
Dr. Ken
"I thought you and Topher broke up."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no, we did."
Dr. Ken
"But I figure I'll either be back together with him"
Dr. Ken
"It shouldn't be a problem since you got it in early."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, got to keep it timely, people."
Dr. Ken
"That's why I asked for my days off months ago."
Dr. Ken
"You know, for my new year's trip to "ha-vai-ee.""
Dr. Ken
"Oh, sweet, contiguous, landlocked Julie."
Dr. Ken
"will be enjoying our most relaxed time"
Dr. Ken
"since her appendectomy."
Dr. Ken
"she won't be stingy with the lovin', you know?"
Dr. Ken
"Hold up."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, Damona, let's leave the comedy"
Dr. Ken
"to the guy who was awarded the mug"
Dr. Ken
"that said "World's Funniest Doctor.""
Dr. Ken
"Awarded?"
Dr. Ken
"I'm serious, little man."
Dr. Ken
"You never put in a request."
Dr. Ken
"Yes, I did."
Dr. Ken
"I filled it out, I stuck it in my lab-coat pocket,"
Dr. Ken
"And not to pile on, but you did not fill that out, either."
Dr. Ken
"I need those days."
Dr. Ken
"It's not my responsibility to check your damn pocket."
Dr. Ken
"So, what's the return policy on that youth-sized snorkel set"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, just preparing Dave for foster care, you know,"
Dr. Ken
"Fine. I didn't want to resort to this."
Dr. Ken
"Dave, plan "b.""
Dr. Ken
"Really?"
Dr. Ken
"We're supposed to take you guys to Hawaii"
Dr. Ken
"because Dave's making a sad face?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, baby, are you okay?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, nope. Nope."
Dr. Ken
"Just keep working that money-maker."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, bae."
Dr. Ken
"Guess what I just booked for Hawaii!"
Dr. Ken
"A private boat that takes us to swim with the dolphins."
Dr. Ken
"where the two of us are served a five-star meal at sunset."
Dr. Ken
"They force you to eat at sunset?"
Dr. Ken
"Really? 'Cause, to me, it sounds like the best day of our lives."
Dr. Ken
"Al, Hawaii's great and all, but I was thinking,"
Dr. Ken
"You know, I think we're gonna miss the kids."
Dr. Ken
"No! No! No."
Dr. Ken
"I'm simply opening my heart"
Dr. Ken
"about how much I'm gonna miss our children."
Dr. Ken
"I swear to god."
Dr. Ken
"I planned this whole trip, and you had one thing to do!"
Dr. Ken
"I mean wow."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, wow. Okay."
Dr. Ken
"Ken, I really need this trip."
Dr. Ken
"Please tell me you got the days off."
Dr. Ken
"I would've been so mad."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, so, are you in for the dolphin thing?"
Dr. Ken
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