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Clips from MacGyver - Large Blade (S01E01)

"It sure is."
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"That's right, boys, head for the hills."
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"Your Uncle Sam's here."
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"Cynthia, meet Riley and Bozer."
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"- You're welcome. - Cynthia!"
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"Scott."
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"Jack?"
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"Yeah, yeah, you keep laughing."
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"- Maybe I should have worn a tie. - Nah, it wouldn't have helped."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"Well, yeah, you have good reason to be."
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"But that-that's the anxiety level"
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"- She's back. - Hell yeah, I'm back."
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"JK... just kidding."
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"- Absolutely. - Yes, ma'am."
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"Come on."
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"Whoa."
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"That's three times now!"
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"It's four. Hey."
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"Now we're even, punk!"
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"Oh, Mac, I just think I got a concussion."
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"Jack, I could use some restraints, man!"
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"I thought you said our target's name was Victor Henley."
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"Elvis is the code name we gave him."
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"Every package gets one."
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"Ah, spy speak. Cool."
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"Guys, they just got on the elevator."
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"Three stories, that means we've got, uh..."
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"No, Mac! This is stressful enough."
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"Well, it wouldn't be"
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"if you had remembered to bring more restraints."
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"Hey, I'm not Costco!"
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"The op said one guy. I brought one zip tie."
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"Well, we learned something today, didn't we, Jack?"
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"will always decrease over time."
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"I don't know what you're talking about over there."
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"Basically, it means that everything eventually goes caca."
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"Caca. Got it."
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"I got caca."
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"you would've brought more zip ties."
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"I'm not the bad guy!"
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"I figure if we ever need anything"
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"we'll just make it, anyway."
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"Okay. Jack, hold him still."
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"- Let him go. - You're sure?"
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"Yes, now."
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"- Hurry. - Okay."
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"Your belt."
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"That was fun to watch."
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"Oh, glad we could entertain you."
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"Guys, chopper now."
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"Yeah, we should go."
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"- Uh... - Copy that!"
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"Elvis has left the building."
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"Yeah."
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"Victor!"
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"Nice smile for the International Criminal Court."
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"Hey, now one for my personal dirtbag collection."
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"Oh, there it is. Thank you."
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"What? I can't make that out."
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"Hey, Mac, can you make this out?"
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"I don't know, something about"
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""I'm sorry I committed all those war crimes.""
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"- Hey! What? - And you just lost"
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"Settle down!"
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"Riley, identify confirmation photo coming your way."
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"Not a bad way to meet a new boss."
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"I definitely must have a concussion"
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"'cause I thought I just heard Bozer say"
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"we're getting a new boss?"
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"I was trying to find a way"
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"to break the news to you gently."
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"I know you were hoping Oversight"
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"would promote from within, but..."
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"and the seniority, yeah."
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"Yeah, man, I was really looking forward"
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"to disobeying your direct orders."
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"Who's Thornton's replacement?"
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"Matilda Webber will be taking over"
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"as director of operations."
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"Matty the Hun?!"
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"Oh, that's no bueno, amigo."
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"Really?"
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"She's HSI royalty, from what I can gather."
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"Yeah, Matty Webber's an absolute legend in covert ops."
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"Oh, she's a legend, all right."
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"You know who else was a legend?"
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"Dracula. The Wolf Man. Frankenstein."
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"A fire-breathing dragon."
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"You see where I'm going with this?"
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"Yeah, let me guess. You two have history?"
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"so she was, like, my boss for 18 months."
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"And there it is."
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"There what is?"
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"I didn't do anything to her!"
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"What?"
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"I didn't. I also didn't have gray hair"
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"before I started working with Matty Webber."
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"You know, I once heard she made the director of the NSA cry."
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"I heard she hung up on Putin,"
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"and ten minutes later he called back to apologize."
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"Badass."
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"Great. So, Riley and I"
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"might as well start packing our offices now."
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"Okay, A: neither of us have offices;"
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"B: I'm not packing anything."
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"She sounds awesome."
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"I'm looking forward to meeting her. Why aren't you?"
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"Uh, maybe because the person who hired both of us"
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"was just arrested for treason."
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"Every decision Thornton made is now under a microscope,"
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"which includes recruiting a burger flipper"
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"and springing a hacker from federal prison."
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"Is that what I think it is?"
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"It depends. If you think"
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"it's a surface-to-air missile, then yes."
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"Strap in."
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"Guys, what's going on?"
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"We have an incoming missile."
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"What's that code for?"
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