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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Stakeout (S02E02)

What's going on with you? Love.

"What's going on with you? Love."

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And you should know I'm not a pushover.

"And you should know I'm not a pushover."

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And I'm not a stone-cold bitch.

"And I'm not a stone-cold bitch."

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but she's a sweetheart to the socktopus.

"but she's a sweetheart to the socktopus."

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And cricket is a pushover

"And cricket is a pushover"

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when it comes to magic moose wishes,

"when it comes to magic moose wishes,"

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but she's very brave in the dolphin wars.

"but she's very brave in the dolphin wars."

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I guess what I'm saying is, these stories are nonsense.

"I guess what I'm saying is, these stories are nonsense."

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If you hadn't stopped the elevator,

"If you hadn't stopped the elevator,"

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you could have walked off after your great speech.

"you could have walked off after your great speech."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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And Detective Diaz is here as well.

"And Detective Diaz is here as well."

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Hey.

"Hey."

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Hello, Kevin.

"Hello, Kevin."

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Kevin. Uncle Ray.

"Kevin. Uncle Ray."

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Sure.

"Sure."

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Shall we sit?

"Shall we sit?"

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Good, then feel no obligation to stay, Rosa.

"Good, then feel no obligation to stay, Rosa."

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Detective Rosa Diaz is in my breakfast nook.

"Detective Rosa Diaz is in my breakfast nook."

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I can put a bacon smile on it.

"I can put a bacon smile on it."

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My being here is weird.

"My being here is weird."

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This was a bad idea.

"This was a bad idea."

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is your stupid herring.

"is your stupid herring."

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and you heard them.

"and you heard them."

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That's glib. No being glib.

"That's glib. No being glib."

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I'm so sick of the list.

"I'm so sick of the list."

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I don't even know what "glib" means.

"I don't even know what "glib" means."

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Is it something you can hear Garfield saying?

"Is it something you can hear Garfield saying?"

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If so, it's glib.

"If so, it's glib."

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So what, you want me

"So what, you want me"

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Think about what you're saying.

"Think about what you're saying."

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Wrong, baby.

"Wrong, baby."

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The only reason we don't fight

"The only reason we don't fight"

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is because I never say anything when you annoy me,

"is because I never say anything when you annoy me,"

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I just let it roll off.

"I just let it roll off."

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I'm a duck's back, baby.

"I'm a duck's back, baby."

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Stop saying "baby."

"Stop saying "baby.""

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Charles Boyle calls people "baby"

"Charles Boyle calls people "baby""

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when he gets angry.

"when he gets angry."

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then we shouldn't be friends.

"then we shouldn't be friends."

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Great. 'Cause guess what?

"Great. 'Cause guess what?"

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That's fine with me, baby.

"That's fine with me, baby."

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♪ I don't want to let you go till we catch the guy ♪

"♪ I don't want to let you go till we catch the guy ♪"

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Oh, I hate this song. I stand by it.

"Oh, I hate this song. I stand by it."

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Go to a strip club?

"Go to a strip club?"

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Okay.

"Okay."

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and Alexei Bisko's gone to ground.

"and Alexei Bisko's gone to ground."

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Really?

"Really?"

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You would've applied that cream to his back?

"You would've applied that cream to his back?"

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This isn't my first rodeo.

"This isn't my first rodeo."

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You can start by doing door duty,

"You can start by doing door duty,"

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see if anyone knows where he is.

"see if anyone knows where he is."

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Take Boyle.

"Take Boyle."

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I can't work with Charles.

"I can't work with Charles."

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We're not friends anymore.

"We're not friends anymore."

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I don't care if you're friends.

"I don't care if you're friends."

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Fine, but I hope you can live with the fact

"Fine, but I hope you can live with the fact"

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that you're forcing people to spend time together

"that you're forcing people to spend time together"

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Sarge, I need to talk to you about the kid's book.

"Sarge, I need to talk to you about the kid's book."

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Seriously?

"Seriously?"

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I'm wrapping it right now, and I need to focus.

"I'm wrapping it right now, and I need to focus."

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Look, I know the story is nonsense

"Look, I know the story is nonsense"

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but I think it bothered me because sometimes

"but I think it bothered me because sometimes"

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To be honest, it felt nice to stand up for myself this week.

"To be honest, it felt nice to stand up for myself this week."

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Good for you, Santiago.

"Good for you, Santiago."

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I learned I'm perfect the way I am,

"I learned I'm perfect the way I am,"

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and I should never change.

"and I should never change."

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you left behind in Marcus' room.

"you left behind in Marcus' room."

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Also, I just wanted you to know,

"Also, I just wanted you to know,"

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um, I think Marcus is great, and...

"um, I think Marcus is great, and..."

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won't prevent you from dating if that's what you want to do.

"won't prevent you from dating if that's what you want to do."

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I might.

"I might."

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But I don't want to talk to you about it.

"But I don't want to talk to you about it."

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Perfect, because I'm not comfortable knowing about it.

"Perfect, because I'm not comfortable knowing about it."

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Great, then let's never talk about it.

"Great, then let's never talk about it."

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This is Bisko's aunt's apartment.

"This is Bisko's aunt's apartment."

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Yes?

"Yes?"

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♪ When you got none ♪

"♪ When you got none ♪"

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You don't have to thank me.

"You don't have to thank me."

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Look, this whole thing has been so stupid.

"Look, this whole thing has been so stupid."

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Are we friends again?

"Are we friends again?"

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No.

"No."

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Gah, that was terrifying!

"Gah, that was terrifying!"

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Don't pause like that.

"Don't pause like that."

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and then he ran to the Florida keys.

"and then he ran to the Florida keys."

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drape a medal around my neck.

"drape a medal around my neck."

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on detectives Rosa Diaz, Jake Peralta,

"on detectives Rosa Diaz, Jake Peralta,"

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and Captain...

"and Captain..."

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That's a very up-and-coming mafia.

"That's a very up-and-coming mafia."

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across the street.

"across the street."

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but too much movement will look suspicious.

"but too much movement will look suspicious."

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It's an eight-day op, so two teams will do four days each.

"It's an eight-day op, so two teams will do four days each."

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No, that is too long to be holed up together like that.

"No, that is too long to be holed up together like that."

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We already have a theme song.

"We already have a theme song."

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Terry, I will not leave your side

"Terry, I will not leave your side"

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Yes.

"Yes."

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but only because it's easier for me to draw from real life.

"but only because it's easier for me to draw from real life."

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Pickin' it apart.

"Pickin' it apart."

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Oh, indeed it does.

"Oh, indeed it does."

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I may be stuck in a tiny room,

"I may be stuck in a tiny room,"

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Me too.

"Me too."

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I'm a muffin guy.

"I'm a muffin guy."

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I take it you're Amy, Rosa, Terry...

"I take it you're Amy, Rosa, Terry..."

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A blue sedan pulled up.

"A blue sedan pulled up."

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Also, this is the guy who runs the drop house.

"Also, this is the guy who runs the drop house."

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We could call it "the no-no list."

"We could call it "the no-no list.""

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Oh, I love it.

"Oh, I love it."

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Okay, no butter-syrup, no talking about Die Hard...

"Okay, no butter-syrup, no talking about Die Hard..."

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And that's it.

"And that's it."

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I see.

"I see."

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Um, yeah.

"Um, yeah."

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Well, you did just steal that danish out of my hand

"Well, you did just steal that danish out of my hand"

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A hug.

"A hug."

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Someone use the drop house.

"Someone use the drop house."

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I mean, we've made it impossible to annoy each other.

"I mean, we've made it impossible to annoy each other."

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No.

"No."

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Just seems pretty close to reciting poetry.

"Just seems pretty close to reciting poetry."

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Okay. That is under Charles.

"Okay. That is under Charles."

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No beatboxing.

"No beatboxing."

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No multi-level marketing schemes.

"No multi-level marketing schemes."

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